Deities Are All Just My Food -
Chapter 762 - 372: What’s your level? Match God Lin with the same silicone doll?_1
Chapter 762: Chapter 372: What’s your level? Match God Lin with the same silicone doll?_1
The room was filled with the stench of burnt fat.
Lin Baici conducted a thorough check.
As expected of the dwelling of the final boss, the 10th floor had suffered severe melting due to radiation contamination from the oven, turning everything into a viscous liquid state, but here, it was only slightly melted.
Sizzle! Crack!
Sparks were flying off the power cord of the monitor.
Lin Baici took out a Songmu torch; he had tried to burn the Fat Otaku Monster directly before, which probably wouldn’t catch fire, but now it was just a charred corpse, completely dehydrated, so it should ignite.
For monsters in God’s ruins, even if they appeared dead and breathless, Lin Baici didn’t let his guard down. Only when they were reduced to ashes would he be at ease.
Kim Jinsoo was the fastest, although he was sure he wouldn’t get a share of the spoils, picking them up and personally handing them to Lin Baici could still earn him some recognition.
The Pusan Trip had transformed the Goryeo woman’s disdainful attitude towards Lin Baici into deep admiration and worship.
If only Lin Baici was into her, she would have been willing to kneel and sing ’Conquer’ for him.
"What position do you want to take?"
"As long as my body can get into it, no questions asked!"
"I wonder how God Lin dealt with that wrapped-headed monster woman!"
Lost in thought, Kim Jinsoo approached the corpse.
The Fat Otaku Monster, once fleshy as a mountain, was now a blackened corpse, much thinner; the fat ashes had fallen on the bed, forming a thick layer.
Beneath it, the silicone doll it was pressing down on was dirty but undamaged.
"Who would have thought this would also be one of the Taboo things?"
Zheng Zhonggen was surprised.
Xiba!
Their luck is fucking incredible!
Envious, Zheng Zhonggen rushed ahead of Kim Jinsoo to grab the silicone doll, not to own it, but to examine it, to broaden his horizons.
"Xiao Li!"
Yi Jisheng yelled and immediately ran to the bed: "Don’t touch my girlfriend!"
"Xiao Li?"
Hua Yue Yu couldn’t help but chuckle, finding it amusing that Yi Jisheng had even named his girlfriend, albeit lacking literary flair.
"Got a ticket?"
Huang Jinxiang started searching the room: "Such a formidable boss can’t possibly have nothing, right?"
"I’ll help you move it out!"
Zheng Zhonggen laughed.
"I said, no need!"
Yi Jisheng frowned: "Do you think you’re Lin Baici? He slept with my girlfriend because he is awesome. What are you compared to him?"
Yi Jisheng retorted directly.
Whoosh!
Everyone turned their heads, looking at Lin Baici with shock.
Didn’t expect you to be like this, God Lin!
"Damn it, don’t talk nonsense, when did I touch your girlfriend?"
Lin Baici felt completely numb.
How can you slander someone like that?
"Brother Lin, what are you afraid of? It’s not just his girlfriend, even if it was his mother, if you slept with her, you slept with her, why explain?"
Li Yintong covered her mouth with her small hand, whispering to Lin Baici: "Next time I’ll massage your legs for you!"
After Tai Mei finished, she burst into laughter.
She still had great faith in Lin Baici’s character.
"Get lost!"
Lin Baici didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, knowing that Tai Mei was joking.
Hua Yue Yu pouted, remembering how she had offered herself to Lin Baici clean and ready, and he hadn’t taken the bait.
Liu Xiahui indeed.
Kim Myungjin stroked his chin, pondering whether to get Lin Baici a silicone doll when delivering Yi Jisheng’s.
"What’s your status? You think you deserve to share the same type of silicone doll with God Lin?"
Quan Sangin teased.
The team was in high spirits after defeating a big monster, and the team atmosphere relaxed a bit, at least for the moment they were safe.
"I think that fat house must be the final boss, right?"
Zheng Zhonggen speculated.
This monster, with all its rule contaminations, clearly was boss-level.
"Why don’t you just ask it?"
Yi Jisheng, tugging at his girlfriend’s arm, struggled to pull her out from under the Fat Otaku Monster’s corpse.
Damn!
So tightly held!
Yi Jisheng was annoyed.
"I’ll help you!"
Zheng Zhonggen grabbed one of the silicone doll’s arms.
"No need!"
Yi Jisheng said, and kicked the dry corpse of fat house in the waist.
Bang!
The corpse shook, and a cloud of ashes swirled up.
Xiba!
Kim Jinsoo didn’t want to inhale any of that stuff into his lungs and quickly covered his nose to step back.
Zheng Zhonggen felt embarrassed, having made a fool of himself.
"It’s dead, how can it answer?"
Muttering to himself, Zheng Zhonggen then remembered Lin Baici having someone dissect a manager’s body on the first floor to find keys: "Could there be something inside this dried-up corpse’s stomach?"
"Why not cut it open and find out"
Such a task was definitely not for Kim Jinsoo.
Zheng Zhonggen looked around the temporary team. He and Che Zhengshuo were at the lowest status, so he called out to the dashing man in a trench coat: "Hey, come over, let’s dissect the corpse together!"
Better to be proactive than avoid it, so as to gain a reputation for being observant and helpful.
Che Zhengshuo clearly understood his place in the team too, he didn’t refuse or complain, and just came over.
"Haha!"
Zheng Zhonggen thought Che Zhengshuo was quite clever and decided to look after him in the future.
Yi Jisheng finally pulled the silicone doll out, lifted his shirt, and began to wipe her cheeks.
Zheng Zhonggen was sizing up the Fat Otaku Monster, preparing to make his move when the dry corpse suddenly jerked up into a sitting position.
Click!
It twisted its head around, staring at Zheng Zhonggen on the side of the bed.
Due to the high-temperature baking, its eyes had carbonized, leaving only two hollow sockets.
"Xiba!"
Zheng Zhonggen turned pale with shock, instinctively backing away.
The Fat Otaku Monster’s corpse pressed down with its left hand on the bed, launching itself forward, and slapped Zheng Zhonggen across the face with a huge backhand.
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