Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 749 - 364: God Lin, Stop Hitting the Face!_2

Chapter 749: Chapter 364: God Lin, Stop Hitting the Face!_2

"Fuck me!"

Zheng Zhonggen was so envious, he even wanted to take the beating for Fat Otaku.

Just when everyone was nervous, thinking that Fat Otaku Monster was about to kill Jin Ying, it thudded to its knees on the ground.

"Master, spare my life!"

Fat Otaku got into character so much, he even forgot about the filming.

"..."

Jin Ying’s hand paused, overwhelmed by the creature’s actions.

Fat Otaku knelt and crawled toward Jin Ying.

Jin Ying instinctively backed away.

"Don’t hide!"

Gu Qingqiu hurriedly stopped.

Fat Otaku crawled in front of Jin Ying, stretching its fat tongue out and licking the patent leather boots.

Even though it was through the boots, Jin Ying still felt a strong sense of disgust.

"Kick it!"

Gu Qingqiu urged.

Jin Ying didn’t hesitate at all, lifting his foot and kicking Fat Otaku Monster in the head, "Get away, who told you to touch me!"

After a couple of kicks, Jin Ying started to stomp on Fat Otaku Monster.

"Harder! Harder!"

Fat Otaku Monster’s face was alight with a smile, reaching the peak of perversion.

Jin Ying was so disgusted, he took a few steps back and lashed at Fat Otaku Monster with the whip, but after a few hits, Fat Otaku suddenly reached out.

Slap!

Fat Otaku Monster grabbed the whip, nodding satisfied.

"That’s enough, I give you a hundred points!"

Fat Otaku Monster gave a thumbs-up, two whip marks on its face that were quickly healing.

"Fuck, why didn’t they let me play this part? I guarantee I’d make that guy howl!"

Li Yintong was regretful.

"Actually, I could too!"

Drag was nothing for Huang Jinxiang.

Kim Jinsoo was envious; Jin Ying’s role seemed so easy, just wear leather and use a whip, but nobody had that figure.

Fat Otaku was clearly an old pervert; it didn’t even pause on the men’s faces, directly selecting Xia Hongyao and Gu Qingqiu.

Xia Hongyao had seen a lot and wasn’t flustered at all, while Gu Qingqiu was a total nutjob. Asking her to play COS on a regular day? She’d have absolutely no interest. But in a corrupted rule setting? That was a different story.

"I want a perfect score!"

Gu Qingqiu watched as Fat Otaku Monster aimed the gun at her, taking a deep breath.

Bang! Bang!

Two shots rang out, and as the light and petal specks fell, the two had completed their transformation, now dressed as a black and red pair of bunny girls.

Xia Hongyao was in black, with black fishnet stockings, high heels, a black silk bathing suit, long-sleeved gloves on her arms, and a pair of long bunny ears on her head.

Gu Qingqiu was in red, dressed just like High Ponytail, but all in red material.

Everyone’s gaze didn’t linger on Gu Qingqiu, going straight to Xia Hongyao’s chest.

They were truly huge!

And white!

Whoever is her husband has fallen into a honey jar for life, endless bliss.

"I..."

Gu Qingqiu wanted to curse. Do you have some misunderstanding about me, you damn Fat Otaku?

With this aura, not to mention an empress, I could be a female devil, right?

What’s with making me wear this bunny girl outfit?

Is it because my eyes aren’t fierce enough? Or I didn’t cuss you out viciously enough?

Fat Otaku Monster was taking photos, almost sticking the DSLR in Xia Hongyao’s face.

And there was someone next to her?

Sorry,

Didn’t notice!

Xia Hongyao was a sporty girl. Asking her to act flirtatiously as a welcoming bunny girl was something she simply couldn’t do. She was very stiff, but it didn’t matter,

How big!

Even monsters couldn’t resist it.

After a bit of chaos, Fat Otaku Monster put up two thumbs up.

"Perfect!"

Whoosh!

Everyone immediately looked toward Gu Qingqiu.

She hadn’t posed at all, one might say that Fat Otaku Monster didn’t even photograph her. Just as everyone thought the crazy woman was finally going to have a rough time, Fat Otaku Monster started calling the rest over.

"Come on over!"

For the men, Fat Otaku Monster wasn’t nearly as nice.

"..."

Kim Jinsoo felt very aggrieved. Why do I have to be with these stinky men? Also, what’s with Gu Qingqiu?

Why didn’t her chest explode?

Could it be because she’s pretty?

Dammit!

Even monsters are fucking appearance-obsessed!

"Have you forgotten something?"

Gu Qingqiu spoke up, the implication clear, what about this lady?

Was she just being ignored?

The Fat Otaku Monster glanced over.

Slap!

Xia Hongyao covered Gu Qingqiu’s mouth and turned with a smile, "It’s okay, it’s okay, keep going!"

Gu Qingqiu and Xia Hongyao were in the same group, and the high ponytail’s high fidelity had inadvertently raised her score as well.

The Fat Otaku Monster, clearly uninterested in these weaklings, took out his revolver and started shooting them one by one.

Bang bang bang!

Three seconds later, Lin Baici and the others had changed their clothes, their bodies covered in a greenish oil, wearing ragged linen clothes or crude leather armor, covered with dirty dust and scabs of blood, emitting a foul smell.

"What is this?"

Quan Sangin looked at the nail head hammer in his hand.

"It should be a Goblin!"

The man in the trench coat looked displeased.

"Pfft!"

Xia Hongyao, looking at Lin Baici, couldn’t help but snicker. She wanted to capture this moment and tease him about it later, but unfortunately, she couldn’t use her phone.

The transformations caused by the Fat Otaku Monster’s revolver were incredibly accurate, even more impressive than those by professionals who won Oscars for Best Makeup and Costume Design.

The appearances of Lin Baici and the others were so realistic that they could go straight to starring as monsters in a fantasy movie without the need for special effects.

Hua Yue Yu eyed the Fat Otaku Monster’s DSLR camera.

She really wanted it!

No electronic device, including cameras, could be used in God’s ruins, so no one was able to keep souvenirs.

Hua Yue Yu thought that if she got the camera, she might be able to take photos and record videos in God’s ruins in the future.

Having seen Goblins before in the crazy maid game, Lin Baici knew their behavioral patterns. To be safe, he pulled out the King of Goblins card from the Black Tripod Bowl hidden behind his backpack and activated it.

A wild, vicious, and filthy aura immediately emanated from Lin Baici.

All female creatures present developed a natural fear and dread of Lin Baici, as if just a touch from him could result in pregnancy.

Even the female cockroaches scuttling on the floor were keeping their distance from Lin Baici.

"The likeness is perfect!"

The Fat Otaku Monster felt Lin Baici’s aura and gave a thumbs up, convinced that Lin Baici was a Goblin, just disguised in human skin.

"Awoo! Awoo!"

Quan Sangin howled a few times, anxiously asking Lin Baici, "What do we do now?"

"God Lin, think of something fast!"

Huang Jinxiang was panicking; the Fat Otaku Monster was shaking his head while filming them, which meant he wasn’t satisfied.

[Beat him up!]

[Hit him hard!]

Commented the Eater God.

"Clench your teeth!"

After Lin Baici spoke, he threw a punch.

Bang!

Quan Sangin’s nose took a blow, feeling sour, painful, and a bit moist; he wiped it with the back of his hand and saw blood.

"Xiba!"

Quan Sangin instinctively wanted to retaliate but upon turning and seeing Lin Baici’s cold eyes, he swiftly abandoned the thought.

Raised his hands, covered his head, and crouched down!

"God Lin, don’t hit the face!"

Quan Sangin pleaded.

Lin Baici kicked out, "Fall to the ground, scream!"

Quan Sangin immediately howled as he ’fell’ to the ground.

"Haha, good beating, smash them!"

The Fat Otaku was delighted.

Che Zhengshuo looked at the nail head hammer in his hand and suddenly swung it at Huang Jinxiang.

Bang!

The hammer hit its mark, and the rusty nails scraped off some of Huang Jinxiang’s skin.

"Damn your mother!"

Huang Jinxiang was furious. He could tolerate being hit by Lin Baici, but who the hell was this guy?

He immediately struck back, but in the next moment, he was hit by Che Zhengshuo’s hammer again on his head, making him dizzy and unstable. He stumbled and fell to the ground.

Blood flowed down his head.

"You bastard, why are you hitting so hard?"

Li Yintong was angry.

Even though the trench coat guy was Korean, Quan Sangin also felt he had gone too far. But the performance was effective; the Fat Otaku Monster, watching the scene, laughed heartily as if watching a clown perform.

"Haha, hilarious, good show!"

The Fat Otaku Monster put the DSLR camera back around his neck, bent down, picked up the bag of chips from the ground, grabbed a handful, and shoved them into his mouth.

Crunch crunch!

A few cockroaches had already made their way into the bag. The Fat Otaku grabbed too fast, and one couldn’t escape. Along with the chips, it was stuffed into his mouth and chewed.

Ugh!

Hua Yue Yu felt like vomiting at the sight, especially watching the cockroach burst between the Fat Otaku Monster’s yellowed teeth, its juices dripping onto his chest, and its legs twitching across his lips.

"Who knows what other demands he’ll make next?"

Quan Sangin was worried.