Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 747 - 363 Love and Justice, the Beautiful Girl Transforms!_1

Chapter 747: Chapter 363 Love and Justice, the Beautiful Girl Transforms!_1

"Has the rule contamination begun?" Hua Yue Yu muttered under her breath, "Is it the same type of monster as that head-wrapped female white-collar worker?"

"Shush!"

Xia Hongyao gestured to the Little Merperson to stop talking; at such a time, it was very likely they would be targeted.

Generally speaking, the first person to be troubled by a monster often fails to respond correctly, and the risk of death is extremely high.

Quan Sangin and the others were experienced hands by now, meek and low-profile, wishing their presence could be reduced to the lowest possible level.

"Why aren’t you talking?"

The Fat Otaku grabbed a handful of chips and shoved them into his mouth.

Crunch! Crunch!

Crumbs fell from his thick lips to the floor.

More than a dozen cockroaches immediately scuttled over.

The Fat Otaku disliked these insects, lifting his right foot and stomping down hard.

Smack! Smack!

The cockroaches scattered in panic, and two, in their haste, climbed up the Fat Otaku’s leg, prompting him to wildly slap at them.

Smack! Smack!

Because of the force, his flabby flesh swung like a tide, creating wave after wave.

"Damn, my eyes, my eyes!"

Li Yintong turned her head and closed her eyes, feeling as though she would live in this nightmare for the rest of her life.

Kim Myungjin felt a sense of physical discomfort and wanted to wash her eyes.

Although Hua Yue Yu was uncomfortable too, she was better off. When she had gained some fame as an anchor at Shark Station, she had started receiving all sorts of private messages.

There were friend requests, expressions of love, invitations to hookups, and even insults and curses. A small portion of them included disgusting pictures.

The kind that made people want to rage and swear at their mothers upon seeing them.

During that period, Hua Yue Yu almost became depressed, but after hiring a makeup artist and also an assistant to handle her private messages, things got better.

This Fat Otaku was somewhat unbearable to look at, but still within the threshold of what a person could tolerate.

"Why aren’t you speaking?"

The Fat Otaku sniffled loudly and roared, "I’m asking you all, do you like cosplay?"

[Accommodate the Fat Otaku’s demands, and you won’t be harmed!]

[It has a higher tolerance for girls, especially pretty girls who like the second dimension!]

[Dislikes handsome men!]

The Eater God commented in a series of three points.

Lin Baici knew what the second dimension meant—it referred to animations, comics, games, and such cultures. His childhood friend Li Wei loved two-dimensional beauties and had collected many paper dolls in his phone.

Hua Yue Yu felt if everyone kept silent, the monster would certainly go berserk. Moreover, she had been hanging onto the team’s coat-tails and hadn’t contributed much yet, which made her feel guilty. So, she spoke up.

"I like it!"

Hua Yue Yu blinked and curved her lips into a sweet smile.

The Little Merperson had trained in facial expressions specifically to enhance her livestream effects. In the beginning, she would practice smiling in the mirror every morning for ten minutes.

As expected, the Fat Otaku, seeing Hua Yue Yu’s smile, felt this little sister was really too sweet. He promptly put down the bag of chips on the ground, wiped his hands on his oversized shorts, and picked up the DSLR camera hanging in front of him.

"Beautiful girl, smile for the camera?"

The Fat Otaku requested.

"Yay!"

Hua Yue Yu stretched out her right hand and made a V-sign.

This past year, her fame had risen quickly, and she often encountered fans when going out. Some of them would ask for a photo with her.

To always look gorgeous, Hua Yue Yu had practiced many photo poses.

The Fat Otaku pressed the shutter!

Click! Click!

"All of you, move aside!"

The Fat Otaku scolded Huang Jinxiang and his group.

Everyone hurriedly backed away.

"Be careful!"

Lin Baici whispered a warning and backed away.

The Fat Otaku took more than ten shots in a row, checked them, and satisfied, asked with a smile, "Do you really like cosplay?"

"Mhm!"

Hua Yue Yu nodded.

"What do you like to cosplay?"

The Fat Otaku was curious.

"Various female game characters!"

Hua Yue Yu was a game anchor, and sometimes when she took deals from game developers or just wanted to boost popularity, she would cosplay female characters from popular games.

"What about female anime characters?"

The Fat Otaku scratched his belly.

"I occasionally cosplay them!"

Hua Yue Yu said noncommittally.

"Can you pose as Baal, the Raiden Shogun from ’Genshin Impact’? With your hand on your chest drawing a sword!"

The Fat Otaku demanded.

"..."

Upon hearing this request, Hua Yue Yu immediately wanted to curse. With my Taiping Princess physique, you’re asking me to cosplay Raiden Shogun?

Are you deliberately picking a fight?

Believe it or not, I can get three thousand fans to smash your head in?

Though that’s what she thought, Hua Yue Yu still performed a chest-drawing-sword gesture and even added a line, "No need for formalities at our first meeting!"

The Fat Otaku shook his head and reached into his shorts.

"Not pretty!"

As he spoke, he pulled out a gun from his shorts and pointed it straight at Hua Yue Yu.

"Huh?"

Hua Yue Yu was bewildered, getting goosebumps on her scalp.

"Get out of the way!"

Lin Baici and Xia Hongyao lunged forward.

The Fat Otaku pulled the trigger, and with a bang, a fist-sized ball of light shot out of the gun, hitting Hua Yue Yu.

Bang!

Another soft sound.

The countless petal-shaped rainbow spots exploded, surrounding Hua Yue Yu as if she were in a sea of flowers, her body completely covered by the light and petals.

Three seconds later, as the light spots dissipated, Little Merperson had undergone a transformation. Not only had the clothes changed, but the hairstyle and makeup had as well.

Still shaken, Hua Yue Yu glanced down and saw herself wearing Keqing’s outfit, complete with black stockings and high heels.

"..."

Hua Yue Yu was dumbfounded. She touched the spot on her chest where she got hit but didn’t feel any pain.

"What are you trying to do?"

Fat Otaku glared at Lin Baici, then shot Xia Hongyao a look, "Move aside, don’t interrupt my photoshoot!"

"Xiao Bai, Sister Yao, I’m fine!"

Hua Yue Yu took a deep breath. This time, I’ll carry the whole team, lead everyone to soar, "Could you guys move aside for now?"

Lin Baici and Xia Hongyao looked at each other and chose to step back.

"Be careful!"

Lin Baici cautioned.

"Mhm!"

Hua Yue Yu was touched to the core. She hadn’t expected Xia Hongyao to rush out in front of a gun to save her.

Sister Yao, from now on, you’re my iron-clad bestie!

Aside from my husband, I’m willing to share everything with you.

[Role Play Gun: When the holder envisions a character in their mind and shoots at a target, it can transform the target’s attire and makeup into the image in their mind!]

[Duration: Half an hour]

[There’s no persona you can’t think of, and no character I can’t cosplay!]

[All for the sake of love and justice, so this gun is non-lethal.]

Lin Baici, listening to Eater God’s commentary, raised an eyebrow and turned attention to the gun in Eater God’s hand.

It was a silver revolver with a short and very thick barrel. On either side of the gun, there were white wings shaped like an angel’s, fluttering up and down now and then.

It looked like a magical transformation device from an anime, used when a magical girl transforms.

Fat Otaku holstered the revolver in his waistband and picked up a DSLR camera to begin the photoshoot.

Hua Yue Yu figured that if she let Fat Otaku get some high-quality photos, everyone might be able to leave, so she posed with dedication.

Of course, showing anything inappropriate was absolutely out of the question.

Only Lin Baici gets to see my underwear!

As the monster Fat Otaku became fully engrossed in photographing Hua Yue Yu, Quan Sangin approached Lin Baici.

"God Lin, are we just going to stand here and watch?"

"What else?"

Huang Jinxiang spat out: "Are you going to kill it?"

"I mean, we need to figure out a way to gather information!"

Quan Sangin had developed a dependency. Flying with the coattails of the mighty Lin was easier than making an effort himself, and even if he tried, it was still Lin Baici who would get them through. So, he decided to just lie back and accept it.

...

"Focus on your goals day after day, and you will make progress."

Hua Yue Yu ran through all the character poses she knew.

"That’s enough!"

Fat Otaku, pleased with the photos, gave Hua Yue Yu a thumbs up, "Thank you. I’ll bother you again next time!"

"Can we go now?"

Hua Yue Yu clasped her hands together, her eyes brimming with hope.

"You can go."

After saying that, Fat Otaku ignored Hua Yue Yu, his gaze sweeping over Lin Baici and others, eventually resting on Dorisan.

Among these girls, a few were very pretty, but they were all Asians, and it wasn’t interested in them. Only this one was from Europa.

"Do you like to cosplay?"

Fat Otaku asked.

"Like it! Love it!"

Big Ocean Horse had no idea what cosplay meant, but seeing that Hua Yue Yu had passed the test, she naturally chose the same response.

Fat Otaku nodded, drew the gun, and aimed at Big Ocean Horse.

Fire!

Bang!

A blast of light shot out, hitting Big Ocean Horse. Amidst the scattering petals of light, she was now clad in a silver bikini armor, holding a bow and arrow, her hair turned golden yellow, and her ears grew long and pointed.

Hua Yue Yu hadn’t left; returning to Lin Baici’s side, she whispered upon seeing Big Ocean Horse’s appearance, "That’s an Elf, a common character in Western fantasy works."

"Let’s start!"

Fat Otaku urged, camera lifted to his face, ready to shoot.

Big Ocean Horse thought for a moment, aimed the bow and arrow at Fat Otaku.

I really want to shoot this monster!

Dorisan cursed internally, posing as instructed by Fat Otaku, though not as earnestly as Hua Yue Yu.

About three minutes later, after seven or eight poses, Fat Otaku shook his head, "Your accuracy is only 62 percent!"

Dorisan’s heart skipped a beat when she heard this judgment; by Fat Otaku Monster’s expression, that number didn’t seem too good.

Fat Otaku glanced at Kim Myungjin and then at Li Yintong, pondering which one to pick.

The Goryeo girl had a shapely figure, but it preferred students like Li Yintong and Hua Yue Yu.

Flat chests and short legs are my true loves!

"What’s the meaning of this? Am I not good enough?"

Gu Qingqiu felt a bit sullen, removing her fisherman’s hat to fan herself.

"Can I go now?"

Big Ocean Horse asked boldly, but Fat Otaku didn’t respond, which made her anxious. She offered quickly, "I can keep going!"

Big Ocean Horse struck Marilyn Monroe’s iconic sexy pose.

"Not interested!"

Just as Fat Otaku’s words fell, Dorisan’s chest exploded.

Boom!

Flesh splattered everywhere.

"Ah!"

Dorisan screamed, clutching her chest.

"What’s happening?"

Everyone was startled and took a defensive stance.

"Xiba!"

Quan Sangin knew that this must be the outbreak of rule contamination.