Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 710 - 344 Don’t panic, I’ll win it!_2

Chapter 710: Chapter 344 Don’t panic, I’ll win it!_2

"If that’s the case, it shouldn’t be too hard!"

"What’s not hard? Have you studied that article about skilled ventriloquists in the capital? If it were easy, the streets would be full of ventriloquism masters!"

"This thing is a type of acrobatics. Once you learn it, it’s a way to earn a living, you can even perform on television shows!"

Everyone was discussing noisily. It was easy to imitate animal sounds, but to make them indistinguishable from the real thing, that was difficult.

Just as everyone was worrying, Lin Baici pursed his lips and made a sound.

Whistle! Whistle!

Five times in a row.

"Damn, is that eagle starting its second round of calls?"

"No, it’s God Lin who’s making the calls!"

"What?"

The crowd was shocked—truth be told, these calls were incredibly lifelike, and they couldn’t tell at all that they were made by a human.

"Beautiful!"

Little cutie applauded. Humans couldn’t tell the difference, but it could. Lin Baici’s imitation wasn’t just similar to the eagle’s call; even the rhythm and volume were the same.

It was perfect.

"Thank you!"

Lin Baici smiled modestly.

But in his heart, he was screaming: Damn, parrot talk is forever godly!

He had been worried about the difficulty of imitating the sounds, but under the effect of Divine Grace, all he needed to do was open his mouth, and he could produce the same sounds effortlessly.

The eagle perched on Lin Baici’s nose flew back to the map.

Little cutie held the dice with both hands, shook it vigorously, and then tossed it onto the map.

It showed six dots face up.

"Wow!"

Little cutie cheered happily, clapping its four little hands together.

That was the highest roll, usually hard to get.

The sightseeing car belonging to little cutie emitted several puffs of black exhaust and then moved forward, stopping at the sixth square.

This was the Swan Lake Pavilion, and the map showed a lake with a model of a golden swan on it.

Gurgle, gurgle!

The swan model started calling, with a drawn-out sound that wasn’t pleasant, like it was trying to ward off warty toads wanting to eat its flesh.

Little cutie waited for the swan to finish calling, then turned expectantly to Lin Baici.

"What does this mean?"

Big Ocean Horse didn’t understand: "Shouldn’t it be its turn to mimic? Why does Brother Lin need to do it?"

"Looks like it’s asking God Lin to continue?"

The redhead was startled.

"Fuck, why didn’t it say so earlier?"

Gao Heng was panicking, looking at Lin Baici, afraid he hadn’t memorized the swan’s call.

[If the player cannot mimic the call, their sightseeing car will move backward a number of squares equal to the roll of the dice. If it returns to the starting point, the game ends and the player will be eliminated.]

Eater God explained.

"That’s just mean!"

Lin Baici took a deep breath, thankful that he had been cautious and worried that he might have to mimic even little cutie’s calls, so he had kept two Divine Graces active.

Though it drained Divine Power, it was a safer bet.

Gurgle, gurgle!

Lin Baici mimicked the swan’s call, indistinguishable from the model.

Little cutie nodded, handing the dice to Lin Baici, and the game continued.

This time, Lin Baici rolled a ’five’!

The sightseeing car advanced, arriving at Beast King Valley.

The golden Siberian tiger model suddenly took on a pose of a fierce beast descending a mountain and, eyeing Lin Baici, let out a roar.

Roar!

The airwaves surged and the massive sound waves spread through the corridor as if a real tiger had entered the passageway.

Lin Baici took a deep breath and then opened his mouth to roar.

Roar!

"Holy shit, that’s so real!"

Li Yintong’s scalp went numb at the tiger’s roar that made her feel as if she were in a forest being targeted by a tiger.

"So imposing!"

"I can smell the scent of the King of Beasts!"

"Hearing that call, you just know a sliding tackle won’t take it down!"

Everyone was chattering excitedly, clearly impressed by Lin Baici’s life-like imitation, and it seemed the game was safe for now.

Next was little cutie’s turn.

After rolling the dice, her sightseeing car moved according to the points to Monkey Mountain.

Lin Baici followed the monkey model and imitated the monkey calls.

So perfectly that if Lin Baici hadn’t hidden away, everyone would have truly believed a monkey had run into the apartment.

The game continued smoothly.

Because Lin Baici was able to mimic perfectly each time, the sightseeing car was ensured to keep moving forward without going backward.

Ili Pika, Yangtze Alligator, Giant Panda...

The more the crowd listened, the more amazed they became. They felt sure some animal sounds couldn’t be made with human vocal cords, but Lin Baici still managed to imitate them.

This convinced them that Lin Bai must have some kind of Divine Grace allowing him to achieve this level; otherwise, they would have suspected Lin Baici was a Ruins Monster in human skin.

"God Lin, keep it up!"

Everyone encouraged Lin Baici.

The sightseeing car was only nine squares away from the finish line, and with a bit of luck, two more dice rolls could end the game.

With Divine Grace by his side, Lin Baici was full of confidence, casually tossing the dice.

A whale!

Wow!

An ancient call that seemed to come from ancient times echoed, vast, profound, and filled with the scent of millennia.

This whale song, lasting over twenty seconds, hit everyone’s eardrums, stripping them of emotions, and left them like lost travelers, heads bowed, staring blankly in place.

The doll held by Little Cutie panicked, trying to remind Bath, but was silenced by Little Cutie grabbing its neck.

Little Cutie watched Lin Baici, knowing if his will wasn’t strong enough to wake from the ancient call, he would lose his right to mimic in a minute and be declared a failure.

Sixty!

Fifty-nine!

As Little Cutie began the countdown, Lin Baici took a deep breath when the count reached fifty-five, his chest puffing up like a hot air balloon.

Wow!

As his chest gradually flattened, pushing out the air, Lin Baici produced a whale song that was deeper, more ancient, as if from another world deep within the sea than that produced by the Gold Whale model.

"Big brother, you’re so amazing!"

Little Cutie applauded.

Lin Baici nudged Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu, but when it was Huang Jinxiang and Bath’s turn, he wasn’t so polite, giving them a direct slap.

Slap! Slap!

"Ah? What’s happening?"

Coming to as if from a nightmare, Huang Jinxiang looked around bewilderedly, then remembered what was going on and shuddered with fear.

"Shit, we can be affected too?"

That was close!

If it were not for God Lin, this time would have been disastrous.

Huang Jinxiang looked towards the doll.

The doll wore an expression that said, ’I couldn’t help it.’

"Wake up, wake up!"

"What happened?"

"Fuck, did we get hit too?"

Soon, everyone was awoken, each looking queasy.

They had been careless!

They never thought that just watching could affect them.

"Jie Susi, you owe God Lin a life, oh!"

Huang Jinxiang teased.

Jie Susi’s face turned awkward, as if his mouth was stuffed with feces, and now if he troubled Lin Baici again, his reputation would stink.

"Let’s continue!"

Lin Baici urged, activating Divine Grace constantly drained Divine Power, and he wanted to finish quickly.

Little Cutie glanced at the map and smiled, "The game is about to end. This time, we’ll randomly select a spectator to act as a player for the imitation challenge!"

"FUCK, are you deliberately picking a fight?"

Jie Susi complained.

Others were also angered but didn’t dare to speak out; why change players when Lin Baici was doing so well?

It’s bullying the honest one!

Lin Baici frowned and looked around at everyone.

"I can moan, but imitating these animals, I really can’t!"

Li Yintong sighed.

Gao Heng and the others also felt vexed, sensing impending doom.

"Can I designate someone?"

Lin Baici suggested.

"You can!"

Little Cutie smiled sweetly, "This is a privilege for engaging with me in the game voluntarily!"

"I choose her!"

Lin Baici tapped Hua Yue Yu on the shoulder.

"God Lin, is she up to it?"

Huang Jinxiang worried.

"Life is at stake; you must be cautious, okay?"

Big Ocean Horse was almost crying in a hurry.

"What if I give it a try?"

The red-haired woman volunteered, "Before I became a God Hunter, I made a living singing folk songs in the bars of Yung City. I have a good voice."

"No need, it’s Yue Yu!"

Lin Baici told Little Cutie to roll the dice, "Let’s start quick!"

"Please God, please God, don’t pick that dolphin!"

Li Yintong scanned the map quickly and prayed.

"What’s wrong with the dolphin?"

Big Ocean Horse was completely confused.

"You know about dolphin sounds? If it’s another animal, people can try to mimic it, but dolphin sounds are too high-pitched, human voices can’t reach that!"

The red-haired woman also spotted the Dolphin Pavilion, "God Lin, let me do it, it’s safer!"