Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 687 - 336: Dog Fighting_1

Chapter 687: Chapter 336: Dog Fighting_1

The night wind was crisp and cold, yet many were breaking out in a profuse sweat.

Compared to the bandaged female office worker who had appeared in the apartment before, the dog-headed creature in front of them looked far more violent.

Wearing only a skimpy pair of briefs and climbing boots, paired with an exaggerated display of tendon muscles, it was like a humanoid meat grinder!

It could snap a person’s neck as easily as breaking a chocolate bar.

"Damn!"

Seeing that the dog-headed creature had even rubbed olive oil on its muscles, making them look slippery, Li Yintong felt disgusted.

More than men, women felt an innate unease toward this kind of masculine build.

"Too weak! Too weak!"

The dog-headed creature shook its head in disdain, "Can’t even get this pose right?"

It supported its body weight on just two thumbs and then began to bend its arms, moving up and down to perform ’push-ups’.

"FUCK!"

Bath did one, couldn’t maintain his balance, and plopped down on the grass.

Hua Yue Yu was somewhat panicked, but seeing that not many others could complete the challenge, she breathed a sigh of relief. After all, if everyone was trash, the muscle freak wouldn’t necessarily pick her out.

"There’s a technique to it!"

Apagen explained.

"You’re actually trying to teach us?"

Tai Mei felt this man from Siam must be seriously ill.

"Holy shit, look at that tall one hugging the silicone doll!"

Someone exclaimed.

The crowd turned their heads, only to be left dumbfounded.

Yi Jisheng had done it, and, out of boredom, he propped himself up on the grass with just his left thumb, while holding the silicone doll in his right arm, whispering sweet nothings into its ’ear’ as if they were a couple deeply in love.

"Isn’t this guy a pervert?"

The redhead gasped in shock.

The others swiftly shifted their focus to Yi Jisheng’s physical condition, sensing that his strength was extraordinarily formidable and his body coordination was very good.

Jie Susi’s expression grew solemn, thankful that they hadn’t started fighting earlier. Otherwise, this youth would assuredly have been a powerful enforcer for Lin Baici!

"Damn!"

Yi Jisheng raised his head, sweeping his gaze across with clear hostility, "Anyone who sneaks another look at my girlfriend, I’ll gouge out their eyes and stomp them to pulp."

"..."

Everyone was stunned and confused. What the hell?

Was this guy really insane?

After speaking, Yi Jisheng looked down, about to soothe his ’girlfriend,’ but suddenly realized something wasn’t right. It seemed he had cursed Lin Baici too. He drew a sharp intake of cold breath and quickly turned to Lin Baici to explain.

"Boss, I wasn’t talking about you in what I said!"

Yi Jisheng hurriedly chuckled: "If you want to use my girlfriend, I’ll immediately wash her and send her over to you, no questions asked!"

Whoosh!

Everyone’s gaze turned to Lin Baici.

Are you serious?

You’re into that sort of thing?

"Who wants your girlfriend?"

Lin Baici had a look of utter embarrassment, but it seemed Yi Jisheng’s standards were quite low.

The others didn’t know the details about Yi Jisheng, but Lin Baici did. To this human model, a silicone doll really was a girlfriend, the same species and all—eligible for romance.

"Right, if Brother Lin wants, he can find me anytime. Am I not more tempting than that silicone doll?"

Li Yintong threw a flirtatious glance toward Lin Baici, her words were fiery, and her character bold. She went straight for the kill.

Lin Baici, do you dare?

Lin Baici pretended not to hear her. Girls with such a bold style really overwhelmed him.

Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu exchanged a glance without saying a word, yet they tacitly reached an understanding.

We can indulge in secret all we want, but we must never give in to this Tai Mei.

She’s so indecent, who knows if she’s carrying some disease?

Yi Jisheng cast a glance at Li Yintong’s chest, scoffed, and laid a large hand on the silicone doll’s chest, expressing a clear message:

You’re too small!

"You asshole!"

Tai Mei was fuming with anger. No matter how small she might be, at least she was real!

The dog-headed creature bent its arms downward, then with force, sprang up like a spring, performed a somersault in mid-air, and landed steadily on the ground.

Its left hand pointed at the wide-eyed youth who had spoken a few words with Lin Baici.

The youth’s heart skipped half a beat, and his entire skin tightened.

As the wind blew, the suburban woodland became even quieter.

"Come, beat me, and you can live!"

After the dog-headed creature finished speaking, it started counting down, "Ten, nine, eight..."

As it counted down, it squatted on the ground, stretched out its right leg, then grabbed its toes with its right hand, doing some stretching exercises.

Its precise and standard movements resembled those of a professional track and field athlete!

"God Lin..."

The wide-eyed youth looked anxiously at Lin Baici.

Lin Baici shook his head, indicating he couldn’t help.

"Go on, you’ve been chosen, just bad luck!"

Huang Jinxiang urged, ready to use this youth as a test of the dog-headed creature’s mettle. If they could defeat it, why hold back?

Prepare the dog meat hotpot!

"Brother Gao..."

The wide-eyed youth had barely spoken when the dog-headed creature ended its countdown. Springing into action like he had springs attached to his feet, he charged towards the youth once he landed. With his body leaning forward, he rushed out with a whoosh.

The youth’s expression tensed, knowing he couldn’t dodge. Divine Power coursed through his body as he tried to activate Divine Grace and engage in close combat with the dog-headed creature.

But the creature was too fast, almost teleporting right in front of the youth before delivering a slap.

Whoosh!

The fan-like muscular hand, carrying a strong current of air, landed firmly on the youth’s face.

Smack!

The youth’s cheekbones shattered, and his eyeballs, teeth, and blood, under the forceful strike of the dog-headed creature, burst apart, splattering like a rain of blood.