Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 681 - 333 Urban Beauty Kim Agent!_2

Chapter 681: Chapter 333 Urban Beauty Kim Agent!_2

Lin Baici looked at the woman in business attire with the bandaged head and proposed with a smile, "Give me seven days to prepare, and then I’ll give you a great gift, okay?"

Seven days. Lin Baici felt that should be enough time to deal with this apartment.

"Generous gift crab!"

Dorisan was startled; she thought Lin Baici had some other method and didn’t expect him to be bargaining. This was truly not treating one’s own life with any importance.

"My ni ma..."

Huang Jinxiang watched Lin Baici, dumbfounded. To want seven days just like that?

Do you think the monster is a fool to be toyed with?

Or do you think you’re a narcissist who believes that, based on your face alone, you can just swipe your card and write a bad check?

Huang Jinxiang shook his head. This kid is definitely getting carried away!

The handsome man in a trench coat standing in the distance frowned, taking a serious look at Lin Baici, and then at the bandaged woman.

"Brother Lin..."

Tai Mei was almost scared to tears. What kind of love scammer’s routine is this?

Nowadays, not to mention girls who have been toughened by society, even those who haven’t graduated and left the university won’t believe this trick.

You have to give money!

Lin Baici’s response had everyone somewhat dumbfounded, but then a thought arose in their hearts - he was probably going to suffer a setback.

Everyone looked at the bandaged woman, but incredibly, she didn’t slap his face like she had with the two men earlier. Instead, she bit her straw, tilted her head as if contemplating whether to agree or not!

This gesture was very feminine, and if you ignored the bandaged head, it was quite cute.

About five or six seconds later, the bandaged woman’s hand holding the dog leash rose, extending three fingers.

Although she didn’t speak, everyone understood. She agreed, but the time was reduced to three days.

"I diou, this works?"

Li Yintong’s mouth gaped open wide enough to fit a duck egg.

Three days wasn’t long, but perhaps by then, this contamination would be purified.

No one expected the bandaged woman to agree, so the originally tense atmosphere in the lobby eased slightly.

Did this female monster seem less dangerous now?

"How about five days?"

Lin Baici was still smiling gently, "I want to carefully prepare a gift for you. Three days is a bit too rushed!"

"I top your lung, you still want to continue?"

Huang Jinxiang was speechless.

"Brother Lin, let’s be content with what we have!"

Li Yintong urged, "Don’t push your luck too far."

"..."

Jie Susi’s brows were deeply furrowed, completely unable to understand what gave this Nine States man the bargaining power.

The bandaged woman thought seriously for a few seconds, then nodded and made an OK gesture.

"FUCK!"

Bath and Jilu exclaimed in unison, venting the astonishment in their hearts.

"I will definitely satisfy you!"

Lin Baici smiled brilliantly, like the warm sunlight in spring.

The Eater God said that when this female monster was drinking coffee, it meant she was in a good mood and could entertain a minor suggestion, which she was unlikely to refuse.

Moreover, Lin Baici was holding the Plumber’s Wrench in his left hand, a taboo thing that not only doubled the owner’s combat effectiveness indoors but also added +1 to charm.

If the opponent was a female over the age of 30, which includes but is not limited to humans, she would develop a huge fondness for the holder.

If the holder was topless, the charm would get another +1.

The combined effects were why the woman in business attire agreed to Lin Baici’s proposal.

"Haha, this wrench is simply an artifact for conducting an affair!"

Lin Baici regretfully thought to himself that he was a righteous man. Otherwise, he could roam around various villas every day, helping the aunties unclog their drains.

With the agreement set, Lin Baici thought he was off the hook, but the bandaged woman didn’t leave. She hooked her right index finger under the chin bandage and gently pulled it down, revealing a pair of red lips, then moved towards Lin Baici to kiss him.

"What’s going on?"

A mix of blood and the fragrant scent of coffee entered Lin Baici’s nose. He instinctively wanted to dodge but restrained himself.

One didn’t need to think with their toes to know that dodging the female monster’s affection would definitely lead to trouble.

MUA!

The bandaged woman kissed Lin Baici on the left cheek, leaving a lipstick mark, and then, dragging the man-dog, she approached Jilu.

"Haha!"

Jie Susi took delight in the misfortune. There had to be a problem with that lipstick mark. If Lin Baici couldn’t produce a gift in five days, he was surely doomed.

Lin Baici faced away from the bandaged woman, rubbing his cheek with the back of his hand.

Kim Myungjin and Li Yintong’s faces changed drastically because they realized the lipstick mark couldn’t be wiped off.

"Wuwuwu, it’s done for, Brother Lin has been targeted."

Hua Yue Yu worried.

The bandaged woman stood in front of Jilu, stretching out her right hand.

Jilu’s belongings had all melted due to the high temperature, and now he wasn’t even wearing underwear, let alone having a gift.

"Beautiful lady, lend me your watch!"

Jilu pleaded, "When I get out, I’ll pay you ten million!"

Kim Myungjin was unmoved.

Her wristwatch was custom-made, with her name’s initials on the dial. She wouldn’t lend it to anyone.

Jilu was ignored and looked embarrassed, turning to Bath.

Before he could speak, the doll on Bath’s shoulder had already spoken up.

"No help! No help! It will bring trouble!"

Bath spread his hands.

Jilu’s mouth twitched. Even his best relation, Bath, rebuffed him. Then, none of the others would likely help either, but still hoping against hope, he turned to Lin Baici for assistance.

"God Lin, help me out!"

Jilu clasped his hands together in supplication.

"You can negotiate a gift-giving time with her!"

Lin Baici shrugged his shoulders, unable to help. He himself was too embarrassed to ask others for a gift, and after being kissed by the bandaged woman, he wanted a ’fellow sufferer’ as a companion.