Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 666 - 329: There’s No Way He Could Find Another Method to Circumvent the Pollution Rules, Could He?_2

Chapter 666: Chapter 329: There’s No Way He Could Find Another Method to Circumvent the Pollution Rules, Could He?_2

Given Lin Baici’s physical condition, he could endure the heat for a bit longer, but Kim Myungjin would have definitely gotten scorched.

"Oppa!"

Although she was scolded, Kim Myungjin was moved beyond words.

"Can you stop flaunting your relationship?"

Tai Mei pouted her lips.

I’m so pissed, such an outstanding man is someone else’s husband, it’s just infuriating.

I really wish I could have a child with Lin Baici and make that Goryeo woman green with envy.

"You help Tai Mei apply it to her back!"

Lin Baici ordered.

Although he didn’t like Li Yintong, she trusted him and followed him here, so he could at least pay some attention to her, turning her into a minion wouldn’t be bad.

"Brother Lin, I only dress like Tai Mei, but actually, I’m quite reserved!"

Li Yintong had always been headstrong during her school days, especially since fate made her a God Hunter and after gaining Strength, she became even more unruly.

My life, my rules.

I smoke, I drink, I party, I’m a bad girl, so what?

Li Yintong never cared about others’ opinions, but today, for some reason, she deeply regretted it.

How good it would have been if I had managed my life properly before!

In her heart, she knew that Lin Baici looked down on her.

But Kim Jinsoo was even more miserable, Lin Baici had never glanced her way from beginning to end, completely treating her like air.

"Yintong, come over here!"

Jin Ying urged.

"I don’t need it!"

Li Yintong pursed her lips and started to apply it herself.

Smack!

Lin Baici lifted his foot and kicked Tai Mei’s butt: "Hurry up, stop dawdling!"

"Brother Lin, my bad!"

Li Yintong admitted her mistake and obediently stood in front of Kim Myungjin.

Actually, she wanted Lin Baici to apply it for her, but he clearly didn’t care to do so.

Alas!

Is this what a good man is like?

Li Yintong sighed; if this opportunity had been given to those sleazy men, they would have already stretched out their paws to take advantage by groping around.

After Lin Baici finished applying honey on Jin Ying, he hastily took off his clothes to apply it to himself.

"Damn it, Brother Lin, your physique is just too good, isn’t it?"

Li Yintong exclaimed, instinctively stretching out her hand to touch Lin Baici’s abs.

Eight-pack, wow!

And so perfectly shaped too.

Smack!

Lin Baici slapped Tai Mei’s hand away.

Kim Jinsoo looked and thought, damn, top-notch hunk, if Lin Baici went to act in Korean dramas, he wouldn’t need acting skills, just taking off his shirt would surely propel him to top-tier stardom.

The Wild Man Honey was golden yellow, quite sticky, and uncomfortable to apply, but the effect was outstanding!

On skin covered in honey, one couldn’t feel the scorching heat from the roaring waves of air anymore.

"God Lin, let me help you!"

Li Yintong reached into the jar with both hands, grabbed two handfuls of golden honey, and smacked it onto Lin Baici’s body, starting to spread it like painting a wall.

The feeling was simply too great!

"God Lin, I’m not a pervert, but I really want to preserve you in formaldehyde!"

Li Yintong suddenly understood why some people liked collecting animal specimens.

"..."

Lin Baici couldn’t be bothered with Tai Mei’s crazy talk.

Three minutes later, the four of them were shining golden, and after looking at each other, they couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

"Pfft!"

Li Yintong laughed so hard her stomach hurt: "I feel like we’re chicken wings ready to be roasted!"

"God Lin, what do we do next?"

Kim Jinsoo looked at Lin Baici with admiration, feeling that this rule pollution challenge was almost certainly passed, thanks to him.

Quan Sangin couldn’t even carry Lin Bai’s shoes in comparison.

"Wait for the barbecue time to end!"

Lin Baici wanted to put his clothes on but was worried about rubbing off the honey, yet not wearing them was also fine, because just three minutes later, everyone’s underwear suddenly caught fire.

"Fuck!"

Li Yintong was startled.

...

After applying the honey, Lin Baici and the others could no longer judge the rate at which the air temperature was rising solely by touch, but in the oven room, Huang Jinxiang and his group were like they had fallen into a lava hell.

Living was too tormented!

"Hurry up and get out, it’s my turn to soak!"

Huang Jinxiang urged, kicking the bathtub furiously with his foot.

"There are still fifteen seconds left!"

Dorisan refused to come out.

"Bullshit!"

Huang Jinxiang’s face was ferocious: "Believe it or not, I’ll drag you out right now?"

Too hot!

Once out of the bathtub, it was like stepping into a fiery furnace, the skin felt as though it was touching molten metal, incessantly bubbling up with blisters.

In just that short time, everyone developed minor burns.

Fortunately, the cold water could alleviate the pain.

Dorisan didn’t want to come out, but Huang Jinxiang couldn’t wait any longer and reached out to grab her hair.

"What are you doing?"

The Big Ocean Horse screamed in panic, struggling.

"You’re going to fight me?"

Huang Jinxiang threatened.

"Stop quarreling!"

Bath cursed, without waiting for the Big Ocean Horse to emerge, he jumped in himself.

"Damn it, it’s my turn!"

Huang Jinxiang cursed and also jumped into the bathtub.

Jilu opened the fridge, grabbed a handful of ice cubes, and quickly rolled them all over his body, using them to cool down. His girlfriend had perished, and he felt as if he had nothing left to live for; he thought dying wouldn’t matter, but now the scorching heat had burned up all his springtime sorrows into ashes.

All he had left was one thought: survive, stay alive!

He didn’t want to die!

The boyfriend hadn’t had his turn to use the bathtub, so he went to get ice cubes.

"FUCK, quit using it all up!"

Bath yelled, his whole body hugging his legs, curled up and soaked in the water.

"Wuu, if this continues, we’ll be dead before the oven timer runs out!"

The Big Ocean Horse wept: "Quick, think of something!"