Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 659 - 327: Magical Taboo Things Get√_2

Chapter 659: Chapter 327: Magical Taboo Things Get√_2

"Xiba!"

Kim Jinsoo knew that rule contamination was erupting in the corridor, but she hesitated only a moment before running over resolutely.

"Hehe, what an idiot!"

Jilu mocked, seemingly facing a Korean. She may know God Lin, but she’s too ugly—probably not Lin Baici’s type, so it should be safe to tease her.

"You’re the idiot!"

Kim Jinsoo retorted.

"If you’re not stupid, why did you come running over?"

Jilu scorned, "Can’t you see this floor is having a rule contamination outbreak?"

"No shit, I knew that!"

Kim Jinsoo rolled her eyes, "But with God Lin here, what do I have to fear?"

Moving around this apartment alone was too dangerous.

It was safer to stick with Lin Baici!

After all, they had survived "Living Dead Goryeo" together, which made them acquaintances. Even if cannon fodder was needed, Kim Jinsoo felt it wouldn’t be her turn.

"God Lin, Miss Yingzhen."

Kim Jinsoo greeted them with a smile, much more submissive than when she’d first met them to team up.

"Have you seen Hua Yue Yu and the others?"

Kim Myungjin asked.

"No!"

Kim Jinsoo honestly answered, "What’s the situation now?"

Kim Myungjin briefly explained.

Lin Baici inserted the key and turned it three times.

Click! Click!

The door lock opened,

Lin Baici entered, pushing the door open, "Search quickly!"

A forty-square-meter room, as small as ever, could be surveyed in a glance.

"Fuck, not here either!"

Jilu swore, kicking the wall.

Bath was more cautious, he opened the desk drawers and the wardrobe to check and then glanced in the bathroom.

Nothing was found!

"Wasting time, there’s clearly nothing here!"

Jilu seemed to be blaming Bath, but he was subtly reminding Lin Baici not to linger here any longer but to move on quickly.

Lin Baici didn’t move; he touched his stomach.

As he opened the door, he felt a slight hunger.

He wanted to eat something!

Lin Baici licked his lips, which were dry and cracked, quickly scanned the room, and entered the bathroom, opening the cabinet under the sink.

There were spare shower gel, shampoo, soap, and several boxes of condoms whose brand Lin Baici couldn’t name.

Lin Baici’s gaze unconsciously fell on the large plumber’s wrench coated with red paint.

Isn’t this thing supposed to be in a toolbox?

[Look what I’ve found, a chain pipe wrench!]

Eater God spoke.

Lin Baici raised an eyebrow; good, this was it, the one.

"Madam, your drain, oh no, the drain in your house is leaking, let me fix it for you!"

"Madam, the clog is serious; I need to push hard, ah... ah... ah!"

"Madam, it’s wet! It’s wet!"

"..."

Lin Baici was speechless. It wasn’t Eater God’s voice acting, but the wrench itself that was making these rough male sounds; if you used your imagination, it definitely belonged to a gym-frequented muscleman with terrifyingly big pectorals.

The others heard the cries and rushed over.

"What’s happening?"

Huang Jinxiang’s eyes bulged as he peered into the bathroom.

Lin Baici was crouching below the sink as if he’d found something great.

"Are there Taboo things?"

Li Yintong felt her scalp tingle, not feeling well at all. How could it start again just as one incident ended? Unbelievable, the God’s ruins were too dangerous, with non-stop rule contamination, one after another. Even Dragon Level would kneel under such conditions.

"God Lin?"

Bath and Jilu appeared concerned for Lin Baici, but their eyes swiftly swept over the cabinet, fixating on the wrench.

This thing was a Taboo thing.

So far, it didn’t seem to radiate any contamination.

[Plumber’s Wrench, when you hold this wrench, your charm value +1, women over 30 including but not limited to humans, will be utterly unable to resist your charm, generating a great liking!]

[When you hold the wrench and are shirtless, your charm value +1 again!]

[The charm against mature women is doubled, but when facing young girls, it will raise their guard and make them much more cautious against you, even if you look like an enlightened monk, they will feel you have ulterior motives and will want to call the police immediately!]

Eater God earnestly commented, as if reviewing a dish.

"..."

Lin Baici frowned deeply; what was this mess?

It felt like a cheating artifact!

With this thing, he could conquer all the married women and mature ladies!

However, for someone as upright as Lin Baici, it seemed pretty useless.

Lin Baici felt a bit disappointed; he couldn’t activate his Taboo things right now, so he wanted something that could directly boost his battle power.

But it would do!

Better than nothing!

Lin Baici reached into the cabinet and grabbed the plumber’s wrench.

Hmm,

The weight was decent, about five or six pounds, fitting well in his hand.

Lin Baici stood up and swung it around forcefully a few times.

Whoosh! Whoosh!

The sound of wind breaking whistled.

"Useful!"

Lin Baici gripped the handle of the wrench, feeling the cold metallic touch, and suddenly had an urge to knock on someone’s head.

And he felt as if his strength had increased; his body was extremely well-conditioned, just like the night before a college entrance exam, at peak readiness.

[When you hold this wrench, in indoor areas, your battle power will be doubled!]

[When you are in the bathroom, your battle power will triple!]

Lin Baici’s eyes lit up!

This was good!

From now on, he would be the Indoor War God, right?

Ha ha!

Such a pity that bathrooms are too small and hard to come by; he doubted he would have many opportunities to fight inside one in his life.