Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 656 - 326: It’s Still Up to Me, God Lin!_1

Chapter 656: Chapter 326: It’s Still Up to Me, God Lin!_1

"FUCK, why is this guy staring at me?"

Jilu felt a chill down his spine as Lin Baici watched him. Could he know that I understand music?

God no, please!

Actually, Jilu had considered taking the initiative to drum, but after witnessing the couple’s performance, he chickened out.

The girl from the couple performed very well, flawlessly even. Her death was solely due to the extreme intensity of the pollution.

By human standards, let alone the God Hunter, no one could handle it—it was a limitation of the flesh, not a sin of combat.

Everyone was cursing and in utter despair; they all thought the girl’s performance had been perfect, but who would have foreseen such an ending.

"God Lin, what should we do?"

Apa was feeling helpless. He hated this kind of pollution; if it were about killing people, he could slaughter all the music fans at this festival.

Swish!

Everyone turned their heads to Lin Baici, waiting for him to come up with a plan, and noticed that this Jiuzhou man was fixing his gaze on Jilu.

"What’s going on?"

Big Ocean Horse was still clueless, while Bath reacted quickly: "Jilu, do you understand music?"

"I don’t understand, I can’t do it, don’t talk nonsense!"

Jilu quickly shook his head, outright denying it three times, jokingly. If someone fails to drum, their upper body will explode into minced meat, leaving no complete corpse—who could stand such an end?

"Heh!"

Lin Baici curled his lips slightly and scoffed, "Do you think I would believe that?"

"Jilu, if we can’t purify this pollution, you’ll die too!"

Li Yintong had complete faith in Lin Baici’s judgment, so she was certain Jilu understood music and thus firmly urged him.

"Can we just wait to die? At least give it a try, right?"

Big Ocean Horse urged, almost to the point of crying.

"I can’t do it!"

Jilu had an agonizing expression on his face as if he was constipated, "Do you think I don’t want to live? But with that last part, my hands aren’t fast enough!"

"Even if you resurrect Chopin or Mozart and bring them here, they couldn’t play those hundreds of musical notes!"

Jilu grabbed his hair, "Think of something else, like smashing this TV!"

This was a patently bad idea; nobody knew if the TV was a Taboo thing. Destroying it could potentially trigger rule pollution and lead to instant death.

"The fan just now was insane: I loved it!"

On the TV, as the vocalist finished a song, holding the microphone and interacting with the audience at the festival: "But the rest of the fans aren’t nearly as devoted, so I’ve decided for the next song, we’ll play our hit!"

"You are my sin!"

As the vocalist’s voice fell, the bassist and guitarist immediately started strumming wildly, the aggressive electronic sound like bombs dropped by a bomber, screamed out of the speaker, and exploded in the room.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Then the drums joined in, making the sound waves even wilder.

The moment the notes hit their ears, everyone felt their hearts leap fiercely, as though a fierce beast imprisoned for a thousand years was trying to break free from the cage of their chests to see the world, feel the wind and the rain, and bathe in sunlight!

Kim Myungjin suddenly clutched at her chest, not only did her chest ache violently, but her temples throbbed as well, and she felt blood rushing to her head, like it was going to explode.

The next second, the Goryeo girl couldn’t help but start headbanging to the violent electronic sound, wildly twisting her body as if she wanted to sacrifice her entire being to the concert.

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Big Ocean Horse twisted his body and started to moan provocatively, continuously stroking his body with his hands.

The boyfriend of the couple, whose girlfriend had died, was in a state of emotional turmoil. Influenced by the music, he began slamming his head on the ground.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

With such force, it only took a few strikes before his head cracked open, blood spraying radially, but the boyfriend seemed oblivious to it.

"Brother!"

Black Gan cried, hugging Ashley Young’s severed limbs, wishing he could fold him into his arms; then suddenly, he began to lower his head, licking the corpse.

Luckily, everyone’s minds were already disturbed, or they’d be scared to death by him.

Li Yintong turned her back to Lin Baici, pulled her pants down, bent over while looking back at him, and slapped her buttocks hard.

Slap! Slap! Slap!

"Brother Lin, fuck me!"

Li Yintong shouted, reddening her buttocks in just a few slaps.

Lin Baici pinched the bridge of his nose.

[This piece of music affects the mind, and when it ends, everyone present will go mad!]

[You don’t have much time left!]

"Wuwuwu, what am I doing?"

Although Li Yintong, the Tai Mei, didn’t care much about her body, performing such an act in front of so many people was still terribly embarrassing. She tried to pull her pants up, but halfway through, she took them off again.

"Brother Lin, are you even a man?"

"Fuck me!"

Li Yintong screamed frantically. The band’s electronic music amplified everyone’s desires in the room. Now it all depended on the strength of individual will power.

Those who were strong like Lin Baici and Bath could still retain some sanity.

"God Lin, come up with something quickly!"

Bath urged, also feeling the imminent danger; the end of this song might be the moment everyone dies: "Jilu, there’s no time left, give it a shot and go for it!"

Lin Baici lifted his foot and kicked Li Yintong on the buttocks, sending her sprawling to one side.

Damn!

With just those two little walnuts, she dared to wear a thong, totally not sexy at all! Lin Baici felt a bit curious about how Jin Ying would look wearing one; and then involuntarily, he thought of Nangong Shu, the matron of the Dragon and Beauty Bar who was ripe like a juicy peach.

Jilu knew they were nearly doomed and, gritting his teeth, decided to give it a shot. But as he rushed towards the drum, eager to grab a drumstick, Lin Baici preceded him.

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