Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 641 - 318: Lin Baici, I’ve got him for sure, not even Jesus can keep him!_2

Chapter 641: Chapter 318: Lin Baici, I’ve got him for sure, not even Jesus can keep him!_2

Big Ocean Horse couldn’t take it anymore. A wave of dizziness overcame her as she experienced a near-death sensation. So, she stretched her right hand towards the fish tank, intending to release Divine Grace.

Divine Power Wave!

Before Dorisan could launch her attack, Lin Baici swiftly lifted his foot and stomped on her wrist.

"Don’t rush!"

Raising the water temperature to boil the Goldfish to death would also take time; one couldn’t just give up after a little setback.

"..."

If she weren’t choking and struggling to speak, Dorisan really wanted to yell, "You’re not the one lacking oxygen, it’s not you who’s dying, of course, you’re not in a hurry!"

The water in the fish tank began to produce large amounts of steam, and the Goldfish swam even more frantically, increasing the suffocating feeling.

"Help!"

The black brothers gazed desperately at Lin Baici, like two dying hounds waiting for rescue, hoping Lin Baici would give them a taste of the Taboo things.

Lin Baici ignored them because the eyes of the Goldfish had finally fixed on him.

A suffocating feeling immediately enveloped him, as if a thick hemp rope was strangling his neck, tightening around his windpipe.

It was unbearable!

Yet, Lin Baici still showed no sign of reaching for the electric heating rod.

Big Ocean Horse was the first one to lose consciousness, followed by Ashley Young. Li Yintong had a petite build, smoked and drank, but surprisingly, her endurance was quite strong.

When Ashley Gan and Bath also passed out, the Goldfish finally turned belly-up and slowly floated to the surface.

It was dead!

The suffocating feeling disappeared instantly, and Lin Baici hurriedly took in big breaths. He crouched next to Dorisan, pressing his hands on her chest to perform CPR.

Big Ocean Horse had been unconscious the longest and needed emergency aid the most.

"Phew, purification complete!"

Li Yintong sat up, her fair forehead covered in sweat. She wiped her hand across it and spat out the White River Dolphin’s Tooth, "Brother Lin, well done!"

Tai Mei’s smile was radiant.

[Rather a single bite of the peach of immortality than a basket full of rotten apricots—even if it’s a just-dead fish, I won’t eat it!]

[But don’t waste food, it can be given to the dogs or cats!]

Lin Baici had no interest in eating the fish. Its meat was good for beauty and healing all scars, but Lin Baici didn’t need such things.

Moreover, if a man consumed its roe, he could make a woman pregnant with a hundred percent certainty. Lin Baici didn’t need that either, his Goblin card was activated, which came with a ’one-shot pregnancy’ effect.

The question was, who would want to use this skill?

Lin Baici certainly didn’t want to become the Bodhisattva Guanyin, delivering children, or perhaps should he be considered Buddha?

"Brother Lin, what are you planning to do with that Goldfish?"

The water in the fish tank was still boiling.

"Eating this fish might allow you to become more beautiful. Do you want to try it?"

With a slight smile, Lin Baici continued performing CPR on Dorisan. However, the Big Ocean Horse’s chest was too large, all fat, and Lin Baici felt that his strength was being nullified, unable to reach the heart.

"Ah?"

Li Yintong was startled and looked at the belly-up Goldfish. To be honest, she was tempted! "Brother Lin, are you with the Jiuzhou Security Bureau?"

"Hmm!"

There was no point in hiding that.

"Are you interested in switching sides and joining us at Nine Dragons Hall?"

Li Yintong spoke earnestly, "Our Uncle Nine loves talents like you. He would definitely entrust you with important tasks and focus on nurturing you!"

Lin Baici’s eyebrows arched slightly. Was this an attempt to poach him?

"What’s the offer?"

He had heard about Nine Dragons Hall; not only were they the number one in Hong Kong Island, but they were also ranked in the top three among civilian organizations in the whole of Asia.

There were even rumors that, if things came to blows, Nine Dragons Hall could arm wrestle with official organizations like Sejong’s. Anyway, they were pretty powerful, especially in Southeast Asia, with significant influence.

"That I can’t decide. But I can assure you, it definitely won’t be less than what you’re getting now!"

Li Yintong chuckled and crouched beside Lin Baici, bumping his arm with her body, "Brother Lin, agree, and we can be in a team together in the future."

"Do you know what my current situation is?"

Lin Baici doubted Uncle Nine would be willing to shell out two hundred million yuan a year to recruit him.

"Your performance is very good, but the Security Bureau is a place where seniority matters. You’re so young; you must have just joined recently, right?"

The implication of Li Yintong’s words was simple: even if Lin Baici’s current compensation was decent, it was likely to be limited by his youth.

Lin Baici didn’t want to continue the conversation, "The Goldfish—if you want to eat it, do it quick. Once these people wake up, there won’t be a chance!"

"That Bath... is he...?"

Li Yintong extended her right palm and made a gesture as if slicing a neck.

The black brothers were not bright enough, but could be used as enforcers; Dorisan would likely cling to Lin Baici after this ordeal with the rules contamination, but the Goryeo man was too scheming.

Lin Baici nodded his head toward the door.

Li Yintong looked up and was startled to see a white man with a Mohawk hairstyle peeking into the room with one eye.

It was Jilu!

Bath’s Gallic compatriot.

"Damn your lungs!"

Li Yintong jumped in fright; this Mohawked man had appeared silently, like a ghost.

When Jilu realized he had been spotted, he nonchalantly walked in.

"Good job!"

Jilu, with a smile on his face, gave Lin Baici a thumbs-up before squatting down next to Bath, and seeing that he was still breathing, began to untie his clothes and press on his chest.

God Hunters have robust physical constitutions—ordinary people who suffer such severe hypoxia would need to spend several days in the hospital, getting more than a dozen intravenous nutrient solutions, but they recover quickly enough to stand on their own.

"God Lin..."

Unable to contain her emotions, Dorisan hugged Lin Baici, offering a kiss.

Lin Baici immediately raised his hand to block her.

Sorry, I’m not into ’plump crabs’ with big butts and thick waists, and if I really had no choice, Tai Mei over there would do, since the black fishnet stockings add +5 points.

"MY GOD, God Lin, thank you!"

The black brother laughed heartily, showing his white teeth, and hugged Lin Baici, patting his back vigorously.

This young man was the most formidable Asian they had encountered since coming to Goryeo.

And he was handsome too!

"You, my friend, I’m keeping. Next time you come to America, let’s go on a zero-dollar shopping spree!"

Ashley Young invited him.

He was a multimillionaire and didn’t care about money, but he still went to zero-dollar shopping events because buying stuff is consumerism, while zero-dollar shopping is a way of life.

After thanking Lin Baici, Bath stood up, walked over to the aquarium on the windowsill, and observed the dead fish.

Lin Baici hadn’t unplugged the tank, and the fish were nearly boiled alive.

"Fuck!"

Bath spat into the aquarium; the rule pollution was a significant embarrassment for him, and he could only hope to regain his dignity in the upcoming Taboo game.

I refuse to believe I won’t encounter something I’m good at!

"Jilu, where are those two Siamese guys?"

Bath unplugged the heater to prevent a fire.

"Chasing rats to collect keys!"

The two Siamese hadn’t come to gawk because they were wary of Jilu, knowing they wouldn’t get anything out of it, and Jilu had no good intentions either. If Bath and his companions weren’t in good shape after purifying the rule pollution, he wouldn’t mind sending them off and taking their Taboo things.

"Let’s go, grab the keys!"

Bath stormed out of the room, fueled by rage, intent on taking it out on the two Siamese first.

The black brother and Dorisan looked at Lin Baici, obviously waiting for him to take charge.

"Do as you please!"

Lin Baici walked into the bathroom to wash his hands. As he turned off the tap, Li Yintong came in and hugged him from behind.

"Brother Lin!"

Tai Mei’s hands slipped under the hem of Lin Baici’s shirt, gliding across his abdomen.

"Damn your lungs, these abs must be an eight-pack, right?"

Li Yintong felt the lines of Lin Baici’s abs and found them increasingly addictive, unable to stop touching them.

Smack!

Lin Baici grabbed Tai Mei’s hands, pulled them out, then turned to look at her. Although Tai Mei probably wouldn’t ambush him, what if she was a deranged gunman?

"Brother Lin, don’t move, let me do it!"

Li Yintong said as she squatted down, but she was jerked up by the front of her shirt by Lin Baici mid-squat.

"If you’re bored, go find the keys!"

Lin Baici, expressionless, pushed Tai Mei away and walked out.

"You motherfucker!"

Li Yintong muttered under her breath, flipping Lin Baici off behind his back,

Acting all prim and proper.

Do you think I’m easy? I’m choosy too!

Nevertheless, being rejected by Lin Baici was something Tai Mei found very annoying.

Not ok,

I can’t swallow this pride, Lin Baici, I’m set on you, and not even Jesus can keep you,

I mean it!