Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 625 - 311: Thanks for the Gifts of Nature!_2

Chapter 625: Chapter 311: Thanks for the Gifts of Nature!_2

Plop! Plop!

Lin Baici’s heart was pounding violently, a feeling of dry mouth and parched tongue spreading through his chest—he was so desperate to vent, filled with an uncontrollable urge to ravage Zhao Chunyuan.

Zhao Chunyuan stood there naked, seemingly calm and composed, but for some reason, as she looked at Lin Baici’s bloodshot, feverish, and manic eyes, she began to tremble slightly, gripped by an innate terror that surged from within, like a herbivore facing a carnivorous predator.

Lin Baici landed—a Bronze Sword slash!

Zhao Chunyuan’s delicate foot kicked out, striking Lin Baici’s wrist.

Crack!

A surge of great force hit him, nearly causing the Dragon Tooth to slip from his hand.

Whoosh!

Muscle Buddha appeared behind Zhao Chunyuan without a sound and threw a punch.

Bang!

Zhao Chunyuan took the punch and tumbled away, her body covered in dust.

Gurgle!

Lin Baici’s gaze fixed on Zhao Chunyuan, his stomach growling with hunger.

"What’s going on?"

Lin Baici realized something was off with his condition. After thinking for a moment, he suddenly understood.

The card was called Goblin King, a Taboo thing he had gained from participating in the Crazy Girlfriend game.

Using this card could summon an army of one hundred goblins, including ten elite warrior goblins.

Lin Baici used it to have the goblins restrain the zombie courtesans, buying him time to kill Zhao Chunyuan, but he had forgotten that the card had another effect.

Once the card was activated, the user would be surrounded by an aura of soul pressure. This aura affected all female creatures, causing them to naturally fear, dread, and even feel subservient to the user.

The strength of the effect depended on the mental willpower of the females involved.

No way?

So Zhao Chunyuan, now a zombie, was also affected by the aura because she was female?

"[That’s right, she’s afraid of you.]"

"[It just consumed God’s bones and developed self-awareness, so its mental will is very weak. Your opportunity is here!]"

"[Before you eat it, do you want to have a go at it first?]"

Lin Baici disregarded the Eater God’s teasing. He found Zhao Chunyuan’s trembling body somewhat absurd.

What he intended to use were the goblins, but unexpectedly it was the aura’s effect that had produced more substantial value.

It was an unexpected find!

Zhao Chunyuan, who had rolled a few times, got up and immediately started screaming at the top of her lungs.

Howl!

All the zombies in the palace stopped instantly. After identifying the direction of the sound, they began to rush toward the back garden.

"[The horde of zombies is coming. You only have three minutes to fight. The longer you drag it, the higher your chance of death!]"

"[Hurry, eat it! Eat it!]"

Muscle Buddha charged, heading straight for Zhao Chunyuan.

Lin Baici frowned, Muscle Buddha was so heavy that the ice layer was creaking worryingly under his weight, ready to break at any moment.

Zhao Chunyuan, having taken a punch, realized the power of Muscle Buddha. She performed a barefoot somersault and suddenly vanished into thin air.

"Xiba!"

Quan Sangin, who had been watching the battle closely, cursed immediately—the BOSS could turn invisible,

Such a pain to deal with!

Lin Baici quickly reversed the Bronze Sword into its sheath on his belt and swiftly took out the Ghostly Oil Lamp. With a huff, he blew on it, lighting it up.

Hum!

The warm, dim light immediately flooded the area.

Zhao Chunyuan’s figure appeared, having already circled behind Lin Baici, ready to launch a sneak attack.

Lin Baici went along with the plan, feigning panic as he shouted loudly!

"Where is it?"

Just as Zhao Chunyuan approached Lin Baici, ready to bite him and turn him into a zombie, the Clay Human let loose a flurry of Flying Stones.

Pop pop pop!

Zhao Chunyuan was struck in the back of the head and staggered, losing her balance. Lin Baici quickly turned around, stabbing the pine torch he held into the white belly of this noble lady.

Boom!

The tremendous force bent Zhao Chunyuan over like a shrimp, but the torch didn’t set her on fire.

Lin Baici’s pupils shrank instantly.

He thought that Zhao Chunyuan, as a special BOSS, might be immune to physical damage like the zombie courtesans and thus had chosen the pine torch as his main weapon. Unfortunately, it wouldn’t light.

A miscalculation!

Lin Baici immediately discarded the torch and switched back to his bronze sword, but Zhao Chunyuan, enduring the intense pain, lunged at him.

"Damn!"

Lin Baici was too late to draw his sword, so he could only hold the oil lamp in one hand while swinging with the other.

Drunken Fairy Fist!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Unfortunately for Zhao Chunyuan, being too close, all of Lin Baici’s wild punches landed on its body. Although they didn’t hit any vital points, he prevailed through sheer volume.

Even as a living corpse with a strong resistance to being beaten, Zhao Chunyuan was dazed by the blows. Just as it prepared to retreat and regroup for another attack, Lin Baici reached out with his long arm, grabbed its hair, and yanked it back.

At the same time, Lin Baici’s head also thrust forward.

Headbutt Burst!

Bang!

Lin Baici’s forehead slammed heavily onto Zhao Chunyuan’s nose.

Swish!

Blood sprayed in the air, blooming like flowers.

Seizing the moment of Zhao Chunyuan’s dizziness, Lin Baici drew his sword swiftly and struck to kill again!

Swish!

The glint of the bronze blade flashed past, and Zhao Chunyuan’s neck was severed, as its head rolled off its shoulders.

"I won!"

Xia Hongyao let out a sigh of relief. These palace maid zombies were troublesome; not only did they regenerate after being killed, but the most problematic part was that one could turn into a zombie if bitten by them. This considerably slowed down High Ponytail’s efficiency.

Yi Jisheng fared even worse, having been bitten several times, but fortunately, he wasn’t human, so it wasn’t an issue.

Quan Sangin was still slacking off, after all, even if he exerted himself, he wouldn’t get a share of the spoils.

The head of Zhao Chunyuan that was tumbling in the air suddenly opened its cherry lips, coated with rouge, and with a whoosh, expelled a large cloud of green poison fog.

Lin Baici had been extremely cautious, but still couldn’t dodge it, half of his body engulfed in the green poison fog as Zhao Chunyuan’s headless body lunged forward, wrapping its arms around him like constricting pythons.

Zhao Chunyuan knew it couldn’t beat Lin Baici on land, so it immediately stomped forcefully with its feet.

Bang! Bang!

With just two stomps, the ice broke, and it pulled Lin Baici down into the lake.

Splash!

The lake water surged, rushing into his mouth and ears.

Zhao Chunyuan’s long, black hair rapidly extended, shooting towards Lin Baici like seaweed, wrapping around him and dragging the head over.

Crack!

Zhao Chunyuan bit into Lin Baici’s shoulder, tearing off a piece of flesh.

Delicious!

It tasted so much better than all the others it had just eaten!

Lin Baici grabbed Zhao Chunyuan’s head with one hand and tore it off his body with brute force. Looking at its reddened lips chewing, those crimson, ferocious eyes mocking him, Lin Baici was already burning with rage from the setback. Seeing Zhao Chunyuan’s face, coupled with the fear of dying and being held by a headless body which made it hard to counter, he bit back in retaliation.

Why care about anything when you’re about to die?

Lin Baici bit into Zhao Chunyuan’s left cheek, two rows of hard, white teeth tearing off a piece of flesh. Without even chewing, he directly swallowed it with the lake water.

After swallowing that bite, Lin Baici suddenly felt an overwhelming hunger, as if he had been surviving in the wilderness for half a year without a single satiating meal.

"Thanks for nature’s bounty!"

"Now I feast!"

"Little Linzi!"

Xia Hongyao panicked, ignoring her own safety, accepting injury for injury. After spending several seconds to quickly wipe out the living corpses, another large group rushed towards her.

At least four to five hundred!

Those living corpses called over by Zhao Chunyuan’s shouts were closing in—the closest ones had arrived!

Xia Hongyao glanced at them but ignored their approach and ran to the spot where Lin Baici had fallen into the lake.

"Little Linzi!"

Xia Hongyao shouted as she jumped in with a splash.

The situation had been so favorable, victory was within grasp. How had the tide of battle turned so swiftly?

The lake water was icy cold, biting to the bone. It was filled with floating ice, blood, corpses, and a chaotic mess of burlap. Xia Hongyao had not yet spotted Lin Baici when the ice began to crack.

Crack! Crack!

The many living corpses swarming over the surface of the lake were too much for the already damaged ice to bear, and so it collapsed and shattered.

The zombies fell into the lake, starting to struggle and swim, disturbing the waters, making it even harder for Xia Hongyao to find anyone.

"Little Lin..."

Just as Xia Hongyao opened her mouth, she swallowed a mouthful of water.

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