Deities Are All Just My Food -
Chapter 598 - 297: Everyone in the Team is a Psycho!_2
Chapter 598: Chapter 297: Everyone in the Team is a Psycho!_2
We must hurry back and report to the commander.
Just as the guy disguised as an imperial guard soldier was about to leave, a Flying Stone shot silently through the air and burst his head open.
"Seems like a Japanese?"
Quan Sangin speculated.
These imperial guards realized there was no chance of winning. After losing half their number, they crumbled, with the archers and gunners far from the battlefield being the first to flee.
The deputy commander did not stop them because, after shouting ’fight to the death’, he got his head blown off by Lin Baici’s red clay Little Clay Man.
After the battle ended, the Jurchen village of the Boar Guard regained its quiet, with only the sound of the wind whimpering with the falling snow.
Blood, snowflakes, and soil were trampled into a muddy swamp, resembling a filthy carpet.
Lin Baici kicked the corpse of Li God Doctor.
Quan Sangin approached, "Any findings?"
"No!"
Lin Baici scrutinized the body.
"This must be an important person, right? There should be some clues left behind."
Pei Douwen felt frustrated.
"He hasn’t had the chance to leave any, as he was killed too swiftly,"
Kim Jinsoo said with frustration.
"Sir, are we not killing those people?"
One Ear, covered in blood and his animal skin clothes soaked with sweat, now emitting steam, felt exhilarated at killing the high and mighty, "I think with you here, we can storm into the royal city and chop off the king’s head!"
"And then what?"
Kim Myungjin countered.
"Of course, for God Lin to become the king!"
One Ear replied matter-of-factly.
"No wonder you could only escape to the mountains to become a Mountain Person!"
Gu Qingqiu shook his head, disapproving of One Ear’s narrow perspective and his being easily blinded by minor victories.
Lin Baici, uninterested in One Ear’s remarks, called Yi Jisheng over: "Come here, dissect this body!"
"Ah?"
Yi Jisheng did not expect Lin Baici to assign such a task. Surprised at first, he then became excited and quickly ran over, squatting beside the corpse.
"Too old, how about a younger one?"
Yi Jisheng frowned at Li God Doctor’s withered skin: "Even a dog would shake its head at the internal organs of such a person!"
"Hurry and dissect!"
Lin Baici urged.
He once experienced a maid game at the Dragon and Beauty Bar and received a butcher’s mask. Wearing it, he could instantly perform surgery like a skilled butcher, and the flesh dissected would not rot for seven days.
But now Lin Baici was a commander, such dirty work could totally be left to his subordinates. Moreover, for Yi Jisheng, this was a reward, a supreme delight.
Don’t anyone dare compete with me for this, or we’re no longer brothers!
Humming a tune, Yi Jisheng took out a fruit knife, sliced open Li God Doctor’s chest, then forcefully tore it to both sides, exposing the organs.
"You see, they are indeed all decrepit!"
Yi Jisheng said with disdain.
Zhao Decheng and the man with the large beard, who had been preparing to flatter Lin Baici, turned pale at the sight and began to retch after glancing at those organs.
Dae Jang Geum quietly stepped forward, keen to witness such a rare dissection; she wanted to take full advantage of this opportunity.
"..."
Quan Sangin and his group were dumbstruck.
This guy was definitely a psychopath. Otherwise, who would sing happily while dissecting a body?
Xiba!
This was truly frightening!
Quan Sangin glanced at the people around Lin Baici with a grave expression.
Xiba, I’ve misjudged.
Initially, he thought Lin Baici was just a brash young God Hunter who, due to luck, unexpectedly purified a Divine Ruin and saved Jin Ying. Thus, using this as a pretext, he requested to enter the Busan Divine Ruins, planning to acquire some Top-tier Divine Prohibitions.
He might have even been arrogant enough to consider slaying a God.
Looking at Lin Baici’s teammates, besides the guy who always wore a mask, the rest were girls.
One with the intellect of a bear, a sickly female college student, a suspected underage female live streamer, and Jin Xian’s sister—all of them appeared useless except for their figure. None seemed capable of fighting, more like Lin Baici was bragging by bringing them to the Divine Ruins for fun.
But after encountering the corrupted rules together, he realized how ridiculously strong these people were.
The seemingly frail female college student, although a suicidal maniac who wasn’t afraid of dying, was exceptionally sharp-minded.
If it weren’t for Lin Baici being too handsome and wealthy, making Quan Sangin feel he had no chance, he would’ve poached her long ago.
Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu remained useless, but as for that bear, oh my, Quan Sangin wouldn’t be able to handle her even if his entire team of six attacked together.
Now, the only male wearing the mask not only could fight but also displayed a psychopathic flair.
Wait,
Lin Baici was no fool, and judging by the masked man and the bear, that suspected underage female live streamer must be a powerhouse too, right?
Exactly, she must be due to a fever, unable to fight, or else she would certainly have shown extraordinary ability.
Hua Yue Yu saw Quan Sangin stealing glances at him, a look of reverence and caution on his face, which confused her greatly. What was his deal?
Had Little White’s excellence driven him to a mental breakdown?
Yi Jisheng, brimming with enthusiasm, first flipped through the Big Doctor’s entrails and then removed one organ after another, neatly arranging them on the ground.
Soon, the Big Doctor’s chest cavity was empty, and it would have collapsed if not for the ribs holding it up.
"What do you want to do?"
Pei Douwen was perplexed.
Lin Baici stroked his chin, observing the corpse: "Cut open the stomach!"
"Ah? But this stomach looks pretty good; cutting it open would ruin it. How about cutting the liver instead?"
Yi Jisheng pleaded, gently patting the stomach as if he were stroking a pet dog.
"Stop wasting time and hurry up!"
Xia Hongyao urged, Little Linzi would never aim without purpose.
Yi Jisheng stabbed the fruit knife into the stomach and sliced it with force.
Some undigested hay and minced meat flowed out, among which were three poker card-sized pieces of paper.
"There’s something here!"
Everyone’s eyes lit up instantly, and Kim Jinsoo subconsciously reached out to grab it, only to be stopped by Xia Hongyao’s outstretched blade.
"Wash them off!"
Lin Baici took out a bucket of mineral water and passed it to Yi Jisheng.
After a simple rinse, three tickets to ’Hancheng’ lay before everyone.
"Great, we can leave now!"
Pei Douwen was elated.
"But there are only three!"
Kim Jinsoo was despondent; so many people, how to divide them? And since the tickets were found by Lin Baici, he would definitely not allocate any to the Koreans!
"There are actually tickets?"
Quan Sangin was stunned, feeling a strong sense of defeat. If not for Lin Baici, they would have all missed out on these three tickets.
Pei Douwen’s lips moved; he wanted to say that those with a fever should leave first, but in the end, he said nothing—not because he was too shy, but because he knew it would be pointless.
No one else spoke, their eyes turning to Lin Baici—even Quan Sangin was no exception. Lin Baici’s performance had convinced everyone that he alone was qualified to distribute the three tickets.
"Yue Yu, do you want to leave first?"
Lin Baici inquired.
"No!"
The female broadcaster immediately refused: "I want to stay with you all!"
"But your health..."
Xia Hongyao was worried.
"It’s okay, after taking medicine prepared by Dae Jang Geum, I’ve improved a lot—I won’t die for now!"
Hua Yue Yu didn’t want to part with Lin Baici.
"God Lin, how about giving one to me? My temperature is still close to 40 degrees,"
Pei Douwen begged humbly.
Lin Baici made an indifferent gesture and handed a ticket to Pei Douwen. He was worried it might be a trick, so he decided to use someone else as a test.
Pei Douwen accepted the ticket, instantly thrilled: "Boss, I have a fever, I really can’t stand it anymore!"
"If you leave alone, what will you do next?"
Quan Sangin asked with concern: "Fight on your own?"
"Boss, I have a high fever, the chills, and an upset stomach. If I go, I might die, but if I don’t go, I’m definitely dead!"
Pei Douwen couldn’t stand the suffering any longer.
"Then you go,"
Quan Sangin sighed; the ticket was given by Lin Baici, so there was no point in him trying to stop it.
"Thank you for your understanding, Boss!"
Pei Douwen bowed deeply and then, clutching the ticket, loudly declared: "I want to take the ride!"
These basic intelligence points, they all understood.
Boom!
The ticket suddenly burst into flames, wrapping Pei Douwen in an orange fire that extinguished in the next second, along with Pei Douwen, who disappeared from the spot.
Kim Jinsoo and the others looked enviously.
They wanted to leave too.
Before entering the Divine Ruins, they were so confident; now, they were equally downhearted. The game was too difficult; without Lin Baici, they would have already failed.
Even Quan Sangin wanted to leave.
Roar! Roar! Roar!
The growls of the living corpses rose, and everyone turned to see them running out of the adobe houses, the chains that bound them broken!
"There are more enemies!"
Quan Sangin shouted.
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