Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 551 - 260: I’m telling you, Xiao Bai is really amazing!_1

Chapter 551: Chapter 260: I’m telling you, Xiao Bai is really amazing!_1

Lin Baici and two others returned to the villa, immediately drawing Xia Hongyao’s attention.

"What happened?"

Sniffing the air, Xia Hongyao picked up on the scent of blood and the stench of decomposing bodies on them, "Didn’t you go to attend that tycoon’s eldest son’s birthday party? How did you end up like this? Did they serve pickled auks at the banquet?"

Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu were well protected by Lin Baici and had almost not participated in the battle, avoiding any splashes of blood, but being so close to the zombies, they couldn’t avoid getting some of the stench on them.

Lin Baici wasn’t in a disheveled state, except for the blood that splashed onto his clothes while cleaning up the manor.

"What are pickled auks?"

Yi Jisheng was curious, "Why would a food have the smell of a corpse?"

"It’s a delicacy favored by Inuit in the Arctic. They process auks and stuff them into seals’ stomachs, bury them underground for several months till they’re fully fermented, then dig them out and suck the innards through the auk’s buttocks..."

Xia Hongyao explained.

"Stop, don’t talk anymore!"

Gu Qingqiu hurriedly stopped the conversation, fearing she’d lose her appetite for weeks if it continued.

"Hehe, the scene we saw today was way more disgusting than pickled auks."

Hua Yue Yu, having played many immersive zombie games, found none could compare to today’s experience, after all, this was real-life action.

"We encountered ritual pollution!"

Kim Myungjin briefly explained.

"What?"

Upon hearing this, Xia Hongyao beat her chest and stomped her feet, dammit, if she’d known about this excitement, she would have tagged along even without an invite.

It was a battle against zombies, after all!

Xia Hongyao felt like she missed out on a billion!

"Tragic!"

Gu Qingqiu shook her head, not much interested in purifying ritual pollution, she just wanted to watch Lin Baici purifying it.

"By the sound of it, that manor must be full of corpses, right?"

Yi Jisheng also looked as if he had missed out on a fortune, eyeing unclaimed bodies, "It wouldn’t be too much if I just harvested some beautiful, healthy organs, would it?"

"Can we still get a few bodies if we go now?"

Yi Jisheng’s eyes gleamed with hope.

"Definitely not!"

Kim Myungjin guessed those zombies’ final destination was Sejong’s laboratory, and of course, the bodies of the distinguished would be returned to their families.

"Ah!"

Yi Jisheng looked dejected like a farmer who had missed the harvest season.

"These Goryeo chaebol family feuds, are they always so fierce?"

First Kim Myungjin was suspected of being assassinated, now Li Taewoo, Hua Yue Yu felt being a chaebol child was an occupation with a high threat level.

"Every president gets jailed after leaving office, mayors face deaths, compared to them, do you still think chaebol kids being assassinated is rare?"

Gu Qingqiu jokingly remarked.

Kim Myungjin smiled wryly, "You Nine States people simply don’t understand the hardships of a small country with few people."

"Let’s not talk about that now, hurry up and tell us about the ritual pollution!"

Xia Hongyao urged.

"I’m going for a shower!"

Lin Baici wasn’t interested in talking about it, but there was a female anchor.

"Let me tell you, Little Bai was so impressive!"

Hua Yue Yu, naturally talkative, vividly recounted the entire event, making Xia Hongyao and Yi Jisheng even more regretful.

"From now on, whenever Little Linzi goes to the restroom, I’m following him!"

Xia Hongyao made up her mind, thinking to herself, Little Linzi says I’m a jinx, but I think he’s the real one, wherever he goes, there’s either God’s Ruins or radiation from Taboo things, with a frightening frequency.

...

Having dealt with ritual pollution during the day, everyone decided to not go out to see the night view and instead had a big meal and returned to their rooms to rest.

Kim Myungjin was taking a shower when her phone rang, and she wrapped herself in a bathrobe to answer it.

"Mom, what’s up?"

Kim Myungjin was surprised, her mother usually wouldn’t call at this hour.

"Find time to see your grandfather, he’s not doing well!"

Jin Enxi spoke in a low tone, seemingly with a hint of sobbing.

"Has that Bati Shan master visited Grandpa? Can’t he do anything?"

Kim Myungjin frowned, moving over to the window.

"Yeah!"

Jin Enxi sighed, "He’s powerless."

"I told you, he might be a charlatan!"

Kim Myungjin complained and then suggested, "Can’t you arrange for Lin Baici to treat Grandpa?"

"If even Bati Shan can’t manage, what could a Nine States person do?"

Jin Enxi’s voice grew stern, "At your age, you should be enjoying love, but let me warn you, it’s fine to play around, but don’t get too involved. If you get pregnant, planning to deal with it later, I’ll disown you as my daughter for life."

Jin Enxi cared purely for Kim Myungjin’s welfare, not once considering trading her daughter’s marriage for anything, just wishing for her happiness.

"Mom, let me reiterate, Lin Oppa is the one who doesn’t want me!" Kim Myungjin said, annoyed, "Do you know he saved me again today?"

She then recounted the crisis they encountered at Li Taewoo’s manor today.

"You’re not hurt, are you?"

Jin Enxi was concerned, "Come over here right now, let me check on you!"

"With Oppa around, how could I get hurt?"

Kim Myungjin pouted, slightly displeased, "Also, you didn’t let that Bati Shan stay at our place, did you?"

The Goryeo girl didn’t mind her mom dating men, but it couldn’t be that old dog Bati Shan.

"I’ve gone mad, I let him live in my house?"

Jin Enxi was speechless. She didn’t value her body highly; if Bati Shan could help her take down the Da Xian Conglomerate, she was willing to become that master’s woman, but it was clear that he couldn’t do it.

Ah!

Why is finding a powerful expert so difficult?

"Don’t just think about playing, go visit your grandfather in these few days!"

After chatting a few more words with her daughter, Jin Enxi hung up the phone.

"Mom, don’t mess around, okay?"

Kim Myungjin could tell that her mother hadn’t given up, but unfortunately, she couldn’t persuade her.

Putting down the phone, Kim Myungjin went to take a shower. She hadn’t been showering for a few minutes before the phone rang again.

This time it was Jin Xian.

First, he inquired about the detailed process of Lin Baici’s purification of the manor’s pollution, then he ordered, "The day after tomorrow at noon, at Myeongdong Grand Restaurant, I’m inviting Lin Baici to lunch; tell him to bring all the God Hunters who are preparing to enter Busan Divine Ruins."

Jin Xian originally planned to observe Lin Baici for a few more days, but today’s unexpected event made him change his mind.

"Hmm!"

Kim Myungjin was very excited. As long as Oppa performed well, he would definitely win Jin Xian’s approval, shock her mother, and then facing no more obstacles, she could follow him.

"Oh, I want to take Lin Baici to see Grandfather!"

Kim Myungjin pleaded.

"Do you want him to treat Grandfather?"

Jin Xian asked in return!

"Hmm!"

Kim Myungjin didn’t hide it; she said this in case Lin Baici made a mistake, Jin Xian could provide support to prevent the family from pursuing Lin Baici’s responsibility.

"Okay!"

Jin Xian was indifferent to these mundane matters; with his mighty strength, no matter who ultimately controlled the Da Xian Conglomerate, his share of the inheritance would not change.

Jin Xian’s energy had long been focused on conquering God’s ruins and collecting God’s bones, because he wanted to find a way to become a God.

"Thank you!"

After chatting for a few more sentences, the two ended the call. Humming a tune, Kim Myungjin finished her shower. She didn’t bother to dry her hair but changed into a pair of tight, cropped yoga pants and put on a stretch tank top that left her pale stomach bare, then she took a set of men’s sportswear and went to find Lin Baici.

Thud, thud!

"Oppa, are you up for a night run?"

Kim Myungjin hoped Hua Yue Yu wouldn’t come to join the fun.

Lin Baici opened the door and was momentarily stunned by Kim Myungjin’s athletic attire.

The ’good night photos’ Kim Myungjin sent every day included these clothes, but seeing them in reality still gave Lin Baici a strong visual impact.

So big!

And the curves of her body were so beautiful.

"You’re going out dressed like this?"

Lin Baici’s eyes inadvertently slid towards the Goryeo girl’s legs.

"No worries, there are very few residents in this community, and even if they do see me, they can’t have me!"

Kim Myungjin wiggled her toes in her sandals and handed the sportswear to Lin Baici, "Hurry up and change!"

"I have clothes!"

Lin Baici thought it wouldn’t be bad to check out the night view of this community and see what high-end residences were like. That way, when he returned to Haijing, he wouldn’t have to worry about being swindled.

Five minutes later, Lin Baici changed into his clothes and left the villa with Kim Myungjin.

He was shy about wearing tight pants, so he wore a set of loose-fitting sportswear. Still, because of his tall and muscular figure, he looked refreshingly like an athlete.

Kim Myungjin didn’t run alongside Lin Baici but sped up to the front instead.

Lin Baici had intended to catch up, but after running a few steps, he slowed down again.

The bright moonlight poured down, casting some tree shadows that fell upon Kim Myungjin, making her look like a sprite dancing in the night.

It must be said, Kim Myungjin really had a great figure.

Especially from behind, it was a delight to the eyes!

Lin Baici admired the view for a few moments, and it was only by relying on his strong will that he resisted the urge to continue looking and started chasing after Kim Myungjin.

However, the Goryeo girl immediately sped up, maintaining a distance of seven or eight meters.

Oppa, there’s no need to be shy, just enjoy the view.

Kim Myungjin had worked so hard on her fitness just for today, to show Lin Baici a perfect version of herself!

After Lin Baici accelerated a few times and got left behind by Kim Myungjin, he stopped pursuing her.

Watching the Goryeo girl’s retreating figure, Lin Baici’s feelings were complicated.

To say he didn’t like Kim Myungjin would be lying. In other words, any man who saw Kim Myungjin’s figure would want to take a bite, but whether that was love or not, Lin Baici wasn’t sure!

Because they were friends, Lin Baici didn’t want to hurt her.

Lin Baici got distracted until he was awakened by a magnetic voice.

"Oppa, your pecs are huge!"

Lin Baici turned his head and saw a woman in her thirties who had run up beside him at some point.

She was wearing pink leggings and a green sweatshirt, tilting her head as she sized up Lin Baici.

This woman’s figure wasn’t as perfect as Kim Myungjin’s, but she still stood out among women.

"Oppa, are you hungry? I’ll treat you to a late-night snack?"

As she spoke, without any hesitation, she slapped Lin Baici’s buttocks.

Slap!

"You have nice muscles, you must be very self-disciplined!"

The woman complimented.

"..."

Lin Baici frowned, feeling harassed, yet it was as if he wasn’t harassed, because with the woman’s beauty and figure, she certainly didn’t lack suitors and wouldn’t need to hit on a man!