Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 508 - 234: God Lin, from now on you are my dad, for real!_1

Chapter 508: Chapter 234: God Lin, from now on you are my dad, for real!_1

Squawk!

The giant bird let out a shrieking cry, exhaled as if venting, and then lowered its head to peck at Airplane Bro’s body like a chick pecking at rice.

Crack! Crack!

After a few pecks, Airplane Bro’s chest was torn open. The giant bird helped itself to a few bites, sampling the taste, then clutched some of the organs and flew up to its nest perched in the tree fork, to feed its chicks.

Over thirty people, showing explosive agility, had climbed up the tall trees, only to become the prime targets for the giant birds’ attacks.

At this moment, they were all hastily jumping down.

Those who hadn’t intended to climb the trees were now desperately running towards Lin Baici.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

The man in the jacket was chased by a giant bird, fleeing in a sorry state, spewing a string of expletives from his mouth.

He was beyond frustrated now.

When he was on the rooftop, he didn’t want to take the risk to jump onto the cubes to grab feathers and could only rob others. Now, he thought that stealing bird eggs seemed simple since he often did it as a child and was good at climbing trees. But who knew that as soon as he climbed up, he would be targeted by the giant birds.

Indeed, robbing others always felt best.

"Help! Help!"

The man in the jacket yelled, running desperately towards Lin Baici, but how could his two legs outrun a bird with long wings?

The giant bird chasing him was like a bomber aircraft. With a couple of wing flaps, it caught up with him. With a powerful swipe of its steel-like claws, it knocked him to the ground.

"Help!"

After yelling, the man saw the giant bird swooping in and quickly rolled to the side. But the bird was also fast; with three steps, it was on top of him, then swiftly lowered its head to peck at his stomach.

Thud!

The man’s belly was torn open.

Aah!

He screamed out in agony. Yet worse was to come; the giant bird began to peck at his organs, choosing selectively. Because the man’s vital organs were not immediately damaged, he did not die at once, thus feeling the full torment of the bird rummaging through his abdomen.

Everyone witnessing this gruesome scene turned deathly pale.

The giant bird, holding the man’s stomach in its beak, flew towards a large tree nearby. Then, the organs still attached to the stomach, especially the small and large intestines, were yanked out from his abdominal cavity like kite strings trailing far behind. As these intestines stretched taut, the man was dragged along, pushing up a large pile of rotting leaves.

It was too horrifying, numbing everyone present.

"These giant birds only chase those who have been up the trees!"

Gu Qingqiu whispered urgently.

"Hm!"

Lin Baici noticed as well; those who had not climbed a tree, or rather, those whom the giant birds hadn’t seen climb, were not being attacked.

The giant bird that had been chasing Hua Yue Yu was already dead.

Lin Baici gripped the Bronze Sword tightly, fully alert, and worried about other birds seeking revenge, but none did. Everyone had returned to their nests, guarding their own eggs.

The dozen or so left outside were pursuing those who intended to steal their eggs.

Lin Baici, with sword in hand, rushed forward quickly. Using the flying sword required the expenditure of Divine Power, and Lin Baici still did not know how long this round of rules’ pollution would last, so he needed to conserve it.

Besides, Muscle Buddha was already sufficient.

"Save me!"

The man in the light luxury attire had survived. He had just used money to buy the assistance of the man in the jacket, and managed to get a feather first, "I’ll give you a 200-square-meter large flat!"

The light luxury man pleaded, hoping that Lin Baici would rescue him first as he saw him starting to run, but as soon as he finished speaking, he collapsed to the ground in terror because a giant, muscle-bound behemoth had suddenly appeared before him.

Its head was covered with horizontal meat buns, densely packed bumps that could trigger a sudden death in someone with obsessive-compulsive disorder. Its large ears drooped down and a string of prayer beads hung around its neck, making it resemble a Buddha statue. But apart from these, there were no other Buddhist elements—instead, it had a body filled with muscles and wore only a pair of tightly stretched briefs.

Thump! Thump! Thump!

The Muscle Buddha charged forward with large strides, leaving half-inch-deep footprints with every step.

"It’s over!"

The light luxury man peed his pants in fright and was unable to get up due to his trembling legs. As he was despairingly waiting for death, the Muscle Buddha charged up to him and then, with a leap, stepped over his head.

In that instant, the light luxury man felt as if a heavy truck had driven over his head. If he had been just a tiny bit taller, it would have crushed him.

Thump!

The Muscle Buddha landed and threw a heavy punch, striking the giant bird on the head.

Boom!

The giant bird was dazed by the blow and flapped its wings instinctively, trying to rise on its feet and use its claws to tear out the eyes of the Muscle Buddha. But the Muscle Buddha slapped the bird’s head with its palm.

Boom!

The giant bird was flipped onto the ground.

The light luxury man saw that the bird’s head was shattered, and its eyeballs burst out.

The Muscle Buddha took two more steps forward and then stomped fiercely on the head of the giant bird with its bare foot.

Squish!

The bird’s head burst, and when the Muscle Buddha lifted its foot, all that was left on the ground was a pile of meat paste.

All the survivors on the scene were staring, dumbfounded.

"What kind of monster is this?"

"Seems like it’s on our side?"

"Is this a servant summoned by God Lin?"

Everyone was chattering, their faces filled with fear, but more with excitement, because they saw that Lin Baici seemed to be able to command this Muscle Buddha.

As for Hua Yue Yu and Xia Hongyao, they were completely calm, which meant they were already familiar with this monster.

The appearance of the Muscle Buddha deterred the giant birds from pursuing those who had raided their nests. Yet unwilling to give up, they circled over the woods, screeching shrilly.

Amitabha!

The Muscle Buddha brought its hands together and, after chanting a Buddha’s name, disappeared on the spot.

"God Lin, is that your servant?"

"So cool!!"

"So brutal, but I like it!"

Everyone had seen how terrifying those giant birds were, but in the face of that Muscle Buddha, they could only be slaughtered.

"Let’s go, we need to move to a different place!"

Lin Baici urged everyone to hit the road quickly.

"God Lin, thank you. I have a large flat in the suburbs worth fifteen million. If I can just make it back alive, I’ll transfer it to you immediately!"

The luxury-loving man was somewhat reluctant, but to save his life, he had no choice but to let go.

"Not necessary!"

Lin Baici would not exploit the situation to rob them, and with his annual salary, he could buy a pretty decent mansion in half a year.

The luxury-loving man was dumbfounded when he heard this.

Was I too arrogant?

Right, it’s a seller’s market now, even if I offer up a large apartment, I’m not the boss!

"God Lin, I was wrong!"

The luxury-loving man quickly corrected his attitude.

Most birds didn’t follow, but about a dozen circling ones did, seemingly bent on revenge.

"Yue Yu, do you still have the bird eggs you found? Let me see them!"

Lin Baici frowned because these birds, if they don’t land, are actually quite hard to kill.

Hua Yue Yu took out two bird eggs from her little backpack and handed them over to Lin Baici.

Just as Lin Baici received them, Eater God’s comment rang out.

"Put it in your mouth!"

What the heck?

Lin Baici did hear it clearly, but the action was somewhat disgusting! Bird poop, dust, and such dirt on the eggs could be wiped off, but the eggs were quite large; for instance, Hua Yue Yu with her petite mouth certainly couldn’t fit them.

Even for Lin Baici, his cheeks would bulge out if he managed to keep them in his mouth, which was rather unsightly, and there was another problem: the eggs seemed very fragile, and might crack at the slightest rough movement.

Eater God didn’t seem inclined to give further comments.

Everyone followed Lin Baici through this early winter forest, treading deep and shallow.

A long time had passed since breakfast, and with all the commotion, everyone had sweated quite a bit and consumed a lot of energy from excessive fright; now they were both tired and hungry.

"God Lin, I think those birds might not attack us anymore. Shall we stop for a rest?"

The young man who had given rockets to Hua Yue Yu pleaded, "I really can’t hold up anymore."

"Damn, if I had known, I never would’ve come to this fan meetup!"

"God Lin, find something to eat, will you?"

"This god-forsaken forest is so dead, and this season, it doesn’t even look like there’s any game to hunt!"

Everyone was murmuring in frustration and irritation.

"Shall we go back and collect the bodies of those giant birds we saw earlier?"

Gu Qingqiu suddenly suggested.

Whoosh!

Everyone suddenly turned their heads, astonished, to look at the girl.

Gulp!

Quite a few people actually swallowed their saliva.

They were really starving!

"Are those monsters? Is it safe to eat them?"

Li Junsheng was concerned because certainly there existed no birds that large in reality.

Lin Baici looked back and saw that only three of the giant birds following them had the strongest desire for revenge.

Of course, it’s also possible their nests were filled with eggs, unlike other giant birds that had chicks and needed to hunt regularly to feed them.

"Groups of five, go collect some branches. We’ll make some fire torches to keep warm and see if we can drive away these giant birds!"

As Lin Baici spoke, he took out the Black Tripod Bowl from his backpack, put it to his mouth, and softly chanted ’drink porridge,’ ’drink porridge.’

A vortex-like halo appeared at the mouth of the bowl, and Lin Baici reached in and pulled out a box of bread.

"..."

The survivors gawked.

"What is this?"

The luxury-loving man blurted out, "Some sort of space ring equipment?"

Lin Baici ignored him and distributed bread, ham, and mineral water to everyone.

"God Lin, from now on you’re my real dad!"

Airplane Bro wolfed down the bread, choked, and started thumping his chest to clear it.

"Are these kinds of things available to every God Hunter?"

The luxury-loving man looked enviously at the Black Tripod Bowl in Lin Baici’s hand.

His father had left him tens of millions in assets, and he had always felt superior, but now all of it was crushed by a single Black Tripod Bowl.

"Even if you multiply that by ten times, you can’t buy this, right?"

Li Junsheng chimed in.

"You can’t get it even if you multiply that by ten times," Xia Hongyao said as she tore open a ham with her teeth and handed it to Lin Baici. "This Taboo thing is a hot commodity in the hunter circle!"

"Stop talking and start collecting branches to make fire torches!"

Lin Baici urged.

The groups scattered, each team of five searching for suitable branches to make fire torches.

"God Lin, can I be in your team?"

Little Fairy begged, her already inferior beauty to Hua Yue Yu made worse by a burn.

Whimper!

It’s all Zeng Guoxue’s fault! Did you see how God Lin helped me get through this?

"Sure!"

Just as Lin Baici finished speaking, not far beside him, about seven or eight meters away, something large suddenly emerged, sending a cascade of leaves everywhere.