Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 488 - 221 Who Dares to Take the First Bite Before Me at Mealtime? {5,000 words}_2

Chapter 488: Chapter 221 Who Dares to Take the First Bite Before Me at Mealtime? {5,000 words}_2

Some vomit splashed onto the shoes.

"I’m... I’m so sorry!"

The wealthy woman, rubbing her brow, hurriedly apologized, obviously having had too much to drink as she wobbled unsteadily.

[Thanks to Mother Nature for the delivery, takeout just came to the door, let’s eat! Let’s eat!]

Lin Baici casually steadied the wealthy woman’s arm as Eater God’s comment made him raise an eyebrow.

Because women that Eater God talked about like that were always worth tasting.

"I’ll pay you!"

The wealthy woman opened the Chanel bag slung over her left shoulder, took out her wallet, didn’t even count, drew out a thick stack of cash, and handed it to Lin Baici.

It was at least seven or eight thousand.

"No need to compensate!"

The wealthy woman had a good attitude, and Lin Baici had no intention to claim compensation in the first place.

"Be careful!"

Lin Baici released his hold on the wealthy woman’s arm.

One had to say, Eater God’s taste was truly spot-on.

The wealthy woman was probably around thirty-seven or thirty-eight, well-maintained with smooth skin, wearing wide-leg casual pants and an oversized knit sweater, a voluminous permed head of hair matched with her round face, like a freshly peeled pomelo.

Her looks were striking, but what caught everyone’s attention first was not her face but how excessively she sparkled with luxury.

She wore a strand of pearls around her neck, diamond earrings, and aside from an emerald jade bracelet on her left wrist, she also had a gold ring on her index finger.

Was she afraid others wouldn’t know she was rich?

Lin Baici had no plan to be a kept man, so he didn’t bother to exchange any more pleasantries and simply left. After walking a dozen meters, he squatted down, pulled out a tissue, and wiped the vomit off his shoes.

It was a pity that the place was too crowded, otherwise, he could have easily gotten a new pair of shoes from the Black Tripod Bowl.

[That’s a woman capable of bearing children!]

Eater God reminded him.

Lin Baici turned around, and indeed, despite the loose casual pants, the wealthy woman’s hips were still taut.

"Let someone else chew on the old clam!"

In Lin Baici’s mind flashed the image of Kim Myungjin’s figure, and he quickly shook his head.

He mustn’t think that way.

That was his friend, after all.

Speaking of which, if he were to consume Tea sister, he shouldn’t have to take responsibility, right?

Lin Baici felt quite low.

[Mating and reproduction are in every creature’s instinct, there’s no need to feel ashamed.]

[The top predators should feast on the fattest prey, enjoy the loveliest females, and occupy the most fertile terrain.]

[If I don’t take the first bite during mealtime, which bug dares to make a move?]

Lin BaiCi did not possess that tyrannical alpha mentality where others could only look on while he ate, and only after he was done, could they nibble at the scraps.

The DJ began spinning, and the vigorous music raised the temperature in the nightclub.

Alcohol lingered on the taste buds, and the sight of handsome men and beautiful women filled one’s vision, stimulating everyone’s nerves.

When Lin BaiCi returned to his booth, he saw that there weren’t many people left, as most had gone to the dance floor to have fun.

"Isn’t it boring?"

Lin Baici sat next to Hu Wenwu.

"It’s okay!"

Hu Wenwu took a small sip of beer. "Some people came over to hit on Ji Xinyan and the others just now, so they used dancing as an excuse to avoid them!"

"Oh!"

Lin Baici took out his phone and started browsing the Genesis forum. After a few minutes, Hua Yue Yu sent him a message.

Little Merperson: The night is long and boring!

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Aren’t you live streaming?

Little Merperson: I am, but my teammates are so bad, it’s making me want to vomit blood from losing!

Lin Baici opened the Shark Station app and found Hua Yue Yu’s live stream.

Little Merperson was currently live streaming, dressed in a sailor outfit with white stockings, a hair clip on her head, playing LOL, and occasionally cursing.

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Why the modesty? Your skills are pretty good, aren’t they? If you’re free, how about we play together? I’ll carry you!

Little Merperson: Hehe, in God’s ruins, you’re the carry, in-game, I’m the carry. Do you have time? Come play, I’ll take you on a flight!

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: I’m having dinner with classmates.

Little Merperson: I’m so jealous of your classmates, Little Bai. Should we schedule a meal sometime?

Lin Baici: Sure!

Tyrannosaurus Without Teeth: Sister Fish, what are you doing? Focus, how can you die there?

Wu Gang Cuts Down Chang’e: Didn’t you hear the sound of a WeChat message? Sister Fish is chatting with someone!

Ribs of Sister Fish: Wuuwuuwuu, I’ve never seen Sister Fish smile so happily, could it be a message from Sister Fish’s Husband?

Four-legged Son: If the host has a husband, why bother live streaming? Scamming for money? Take a screenshot and explain quickly; otherwise, I’m unsubscribing. Guys, come on, let’s unsubscribe in a wave!

This ID was Three-legged Son’s alt, who got banned for saying Lin Baici had a good figure and was suited to be a gigolo, resulting in being still banned to this day. Since then, he turned from a fan to a hater, trolling daily.

He wanted to continue posting bullet chat messages but found himself muted.

What’s the situation?

Four-legged Son was baffled. Hua Yue Yu’s tolerance was actually very high, she wouldn’t ban someone unless they continuously swore or made too indecent jokes. So why was she so strict today?

Could I have guessed correctly?

Patriotic Laughter: Sister Fish is smiling so sweetly, definitely a sign of being in love!

Many viewers could tell that in this game, which could have been won, Hua Yue Yu had begun to slack off, her attention all on the chat.

Ribs of Sister Fish: Sister Fish, I’m begging you, white stockings are my last stand, please don’t wear them when you get intimate with Sister Fish’s Husband, okay?

The comments section immediately erupted in a frenzy.

Don’t wear black stockings!

No maid outfits!

Wear thermal leggings, please!

...

The chatroom was a scene of bustling activity.

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Stop chatting, get back to live streaming!

This was Little Merperson’s career, and Lin Baici didn’t want to hold her back because once news that a female streamer had a boyfriend broke out, her popularity would usually take a significant hit.