Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 467 - 211 What reward do you want?_2

Chapter 467: Chapter 211 What reward do you want?_2

Yi Jisheng was very compliant, following Lin Baici and the others towards the transport vehicle.

It bent its head down, looking at the dry, yellow leaves swept by the autumn wind, and suddenly spoke, "What’s your name?"

"Why, you planning on taking revenge?"

Fang Tianhua interjected.

Yi Jisheng ignored him, lifting its head to look at Lin Baici.

"Lin Baici, a freshman at Haijing Polytechnic!"

Lin Baici didn’t bother to hide it, as after joining the Jiuzhou Security Bureau, the Bureau would arrange for someone to protect the family of a God Hunter, and from what Eater God had said, Yi Jisheng didn’t seem like a thug.

"Can I ask you for a favor?"

Yi Jisheng’s tone was low and humble.

"Say it!"

Lin Baici took out a piece of candy and handed it to Yi Jisheng. It’s said that sweets can make one happy and decrease irritability: "As long as it doesn’t violate morals or laws, I can help you with it!"

"You’ll definitely search my apartment, won’t you? I hope you can protect my wives, don’t let them be touched by human hands!"

Yi Jisheng pleaded, "If that’s really not possible, can you find some females to do the inspection?"

"Sure!"

This was a minor matter Lin Baici could assure.

"You really mustn’t touch them!"

Yi Jisheng stressed repeatedly, waiting until Lin Baici nodded before it said thank you and then fell silent.

A little over ten minutes later, they all got into the vehicle and headed to the Security Bureau.

"How long will I be detained?"

Yi Jisheng inquired.

Lin Baici looked at Xia Hongyao; this question was beyond him.

"That depends on the specifics!"

Fang Tianhua interjected. Honestly, he thought this guy would probably never see the light of day again.

A Taboo thing with consciousness?

Buddy, looks like you’re going to spend the rest of your life in a lab.

"If I’m gone too long, my wives will get dirty!"

Yi Jisheng was worried and after hesitating for a moment, spoke up, "Lin Baici, can I ask you for another favor? Every week, I hope you can wash my wives’ bodies with mineral water!"

"During the cleaning process, please wear gloves, and try to avoid touching them as much as possible."

Fang Tianhua and the others frowned - was this guy sick?

"How can you wash without touching?"

Xia Hongyao retorted.

"Uh... What I mean is, there should be a cloth between Lin Baici’s hands and my wives’ bodies!"

Yi Jisheng explained.

"..."

Lin Baici was speechless. I’m not some pervert, why would I do anything unsavory with those models you’ve collected from the mall?

"Although we’re enemies, I trust your character. You must not disappoint my trust, please don’t do anything to my wives, okay?"

Yi Jisheng was very anxious; it didn’t have friends, and since it became conscious, it had lived alone. Having seen Lin Baici’s conduct amid the rule contamination earlier, it felt this man was decent, which is why it entrusted him with this task.

Lin Baici didn’t explain; he took out a new phone from the Black Tripod Bowl, installed a SIM card, turned on Taobao, and typed "silicone inflatable doll" into the search box before showing it to Yi Jisheng.

"What is this?"

Yi Jisheng only glimpsed it, and its whole being stiffened.

Even though it was a human model made from plastic, at this moment, Xia Hongyao and the others could also clearly see the muscles on its face twitching, revealing a shocked expression.

It was as though humans were learning for the first time that aliens existed.

Whoosh!

Yi Jisheng suddenly made a move and snatched Lin Baici’s phone away.

The others, startled by its sudden action, all drew their swords and got ready for a possible confrontation.

"It’s okay!"

Lin Baici could tell that this creature was obsessed with human models. If it wasn’t for the Li Mei incident, it wouldn’t have had any contact with humans at all.

"This... this..."

Yi Jisheng stuttered.

"Do you want it?"

Lin Baici asked with a smile.

"Yeah! Yeah!"

Yi Jisheng, like a dog waiting to be fed, eagerly looked at Lin Baici, nodding incessantly.

"When you get out, I’ll give you ten!"

Seeing Yi Jisheng clutching the phone with such affection, Lin Baici didn’t immediately ask for it back; let it have a look first.

Fang Tianhua felt relieved that this creature didn’t fancy human women, or the trouble would be much more significant.

"I want this one!"

"This one is nice too, such pretty lips!"

"Wow, there are even ones with black skin?"

Yi Jisheng muttered to himself, completely engrossed in the dolls.

"Thank goodness it doesn’t drool. Otherwise, wouldn’t it have caused a disaster?"

A colleague whispered.

"Hey, I’m actually quite envious of it!"

Fang Tianhua sighed.

"Why?"

Xia Hongyao didn’t understand.

"Chasing girls is too hard, don’t look at me as a God Hunter, I might not get true love, because the other party might just be after my money!"

Fang Tianhua sighed, "Look at this one, just browsing the web like selecting a concubine, thousands of dolls, it can pick whatever it wants."

The transport vehicle arrived at the headquarters of the Jiuzhou Security Bureau and entered the underground parking lot. God Hunters were ready and waiting. As soon as Yi Jisheng exited the vehicle, they immediately handcuffed it with shackles made from the same material as the black coffin.

As Yi Jisheng was being taken away, it kept shouting towards Lin Baici: "Please take care of my wives for me, don’t lay a finger on them!"

"And don’t forget your promise. When I get out, you’re giving me a hundred dolls!"

In the underground parking lot, Yi Jisheng’s voice echoed.

"Lin Baici, the director wants to see you!"

A female secretary dressed in a light blue pencil skirt and a small suit jacket walked over, notifying Lin Baici while curiously sizing him up.

After all, this was a Dragon Level recruit, on the same level as Ying Baili, a superstar newbie.

"God Lin, catching such a creature, the reward must be substantial. You’re going to treat us, right?"

Fang Tianhua gathered the courage to chat with Lin Baici.

The team leader had died, and he didn’t want to stay in the heartbreaking place that was the Ninth Division, so he wanted to team up with Lin Baici. Following such a deity, he believed his own experience would accumulate rapidly.

"Sure!"

Lin Baici thought it over; being new to the job, it seemed proper, both emotionally and rationally, to treat everyone to a meal, so he looked towards Xia Hongyao.

"There are so many people in the Security Bureau, you can’t treat them all. Just treat the people in our own division to a meal when the time comes!"

Xia Hongyao gave some advice, "Usually, just inviting everyone for a cup of coffee or milk tea is enough!"

In fact, these weren’t necessary because the bureau provided them for free.

"Our division? How many people are in it now?"

Lin Baici wanted to ask, where is my workstation?

"From now on, we’re Division Seventeen, just you and me. I was planning to set up the division’s personnel structure before informing you!"

Xia Hongyao explained.

"Personnel structure?"

Lin Baici was shocked; did High Ponytail have this capability?

"Yes, each division has an annual operating budget, and the amount depends on the division’s contribution."

Xia Hongyao chuckled and patted Lin Baici on the shoulder, "Whether you can make the department prosperous depends on your abilities!"

This budget was at the Director’s discretion.

"..."

Lin Baici glanced at Fang Tianhua and the other two; couldn’t you discuss such matters in private?

Having a sister as the director certainly had its perks.

Regardless of Xia Hongyao’s low position, she could strut through the Security Bureau with no problems whatsoever.

"Go buy the best coffee and get one for each of our colleagues!"

Lin Baici ordered, since he was there anyway, he might as well treat them.

This gesture was part of social etiquette, even if a cup of coffee wasn’t expensive, the sentiment mattered.

"Okay!"

Xia Hongyao immediately went to run the errand.

Fang Tianhua had seen Lin Baici ordering Xia Hongyao around like a maid in the museum, but the other two colleagues and the secretary hadn’t, so they were somewhat shocked.

Weren’t you afraid that Director Xia would give you a hard time for doing that?

But then they thought since Lin Baici was hired by Xia Hongmian, perhaps their worries were unfounded.

...

Knock, knock!

The secretary knocked on the door: "Director, Lin Baici is here!"

"Come in!"

The voice of Xia Hongmian came out.

The secretary opened the door for Lin Baici, signaling he could enter.

"Thank you!"

Lin Baici walked in.

In the office, there was a strong scent of coffee; Xia Hongmian was working at her desk, still in her white shirt and red tie attire, looking steady and efficient.

"Sit!"

Xia Hongmian got up, personally poured a cup of coffee for Lin Baici, and placed it in front of him: "What reward would you like?"