Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 465 - 210 Yi Jisheng_2

Chapter 465: Chapter 210 Yi Jisheng_2

"Don’t force me, I don’t want to kill!"

Yi Jisheng roared, avoiding the killing blow then, with a flurry of punches, he aimed for Lin Baici’s head.

"..."

Lin Baici felt that this monster was asking for a beating, so he just went with the momentum and slashed away.

Whoosh!

An arm was severed and fell away.

Yi Jisheng’s face showed great shock, and he hastily retreated.

Lin Baici surged forward to attack, and at that moment, the arm that had fallen behind him, dropping to the ground, twirled like a cobra awakening from hibernation, halting its fall and darting forward, reaching for Lin Baici’s neck.

The speed was unbelievably fast.

And with its fingers’ strength, once it gripped Lin Baici’s neck, it could snap his cervical spine as easily as kneading dough.

Yi Jisheng, seeing this, muttered to himself, ’It’s over’, and the terror on his face faded away because that expression was feigned, to deceive Lin Baici.

Actually, having his arm chopped off by Lin Baici was part of his tactics.

Yi Jisheng saw fear on Lin Baici’s face and was even more assured, then his gaze inadvertently shifted to Lin Baici’s chest.

His figure was very appealing, radiating a healthy aura; surely his organs were extremely beautiful as well.

He really wanted to take them for himself!

However, Yi Jisheng didn’t indiscriminately kill the innocent, so even though he drooled with desire, he decided it would be enough to just knock him out.

Alas!

What a pity!

He wondered, if they became friends, would he be willing to lend me his organs to play with?

Yi Jisheng didn’t know that Lin Baici’s expression of terror was also an act, for Lin Baici had already encountered a creature that devoured wild cat organs, whose limbs could continue to move after being severed from its body.

Lin Baici had nearly had his ankles gripped and his legs torn off like chicken legs back then, so how could he not be cautious?

Moreover, his decisive blow was waiting for this very moment.

Lighting fast.

Once again, everything within Lin Baici’s field of vision slowed as he turned and thrust with the Bronze Sword.

Pfft!

The sharp blade of the sword pierced through the arm.

As the arm continued its forward momentum, it was split by the blade.

At the same time, Muscle Buddha, wearing tight shorts, appeared behind Yi Jisheng, not only blocking his retreat but also delivering rapid punches.

Ora Ora Ora!

"What?"

Yi Jisheng, seeing that Lin Baici seemed to have anticipated and blocked his killing move and unsure of what to do next, saw a terrifying giant Buddha suddenly appear beside him.

The next instant, the Clay Human hiding in the bushes unleashed a triple stone strike.

Smack! Smack! Smack!

Three stones, the size of walnuts, not only struck Yi Jisheng’s head but hit each of his eyes, blinding him.

With no choice, he had to hurriedly roll to the side, dodging Buddha’s punches.

Lin Baici had already been waiting for this moment, and as he threw the Bronze Sword, he burst forth with all his strength for the interception.

Pfft!

As the Bronze Sword plunged into Yi Jisheng’s neck, Lin Baici rushed up, his right fist clenched, and hammered it fiercely into his head.

Meat Shattering Strike!

Bang!

Yi Jisheng, as if hit by a full-speed dump truck, rapidly crashed backwards onto the ground, then dove headfirst into the bushes, sending grass and dirt flying.

The plastic skull cracked open, and some brain matter oozed out.

Thud! Thud!

Muscle Buddha charged with thunderous steps, following up with an enraged barrage of punches!

Boom!

Yi Jisheng, still not having risen, now found most of his body hammered into the grass, with only his legs sticking up like antennae.

"Remove the rule contamination, or I’ll kill you!"

Lin Baici commanded.

Although Yi Jisheng was a human model, he knew right from wrong. They could simply kill him to remove the rule contamination; his current actions indicated leniency, a desire to spare his life.

"Fine!"

Yi Jisheng sat up, showing no intention to resist.

The severed arm wriggled like an earthworm, trying to reattach itself to the shoulder, but was stomped on by Muscle Buddha.

"Why not kill me?"

Yi Jisheng didn’t understand, as in the eyes of humans, he was a complete monster.

[Indeed, it had no conscious desire to harm, and its pursuit in life was simply to collect several beautiful human models.]

"Have you really never threatened someone into bringing people over for you to eat their organs?"

Lin Baici frowned.

"I swear, if I’ve ever eaten a living person’s organs, may I never fulfill my dream of having three thousand wives in this lifetime!"

Yi Jisheng knew that making a vow was a very solemn promise among humans.

"Suddenly, I feel like beating you up, what should I do?"

Lin Baici thought to himself, I earn a yearly salary of a billion and I’m a God Hunter, yet I wouldn’t dare dream of having two wives, yet here you are, a medical human body model, dreaming big, huh!

Wait a second, didn’t Teacher Luo say that as long as you don’t get married, it’s not bigamy?

"Why would you beat me?"

Yi Jisheng didn’t understand, "Because I have more wives than you?"

"..."

Lin Baici refused to answer.

"They’re also the ones I painstakingly steal back after the mall closes each night, you know. You don’t know how hard it is to find a wife whose body shape and skin color are just right."

Yi Jisheng began to lament, "Those humans don’t take good care of my wives at all, leaving them all scratched up, and some are just thrown into the warehouse when they’re no longer needed. Woe, my poor wives!"

"Can you stop crying?"

Lin Baici was exasperated, he had seen those mannequins in the malls before, mostly alike, merely gendered shapes with no distinct facial features, simplicity at its extreme.

Even such items made Yi Jisheng insatiable. What if it saw those life-size silicone dolls? Wouldn’t it die of excitement on the spot?

"If you come clean and listen to me, I’ll give you a pretty doll."

Lin Baici pulled out his cell phone and glanced at it, too bad it was broken, otherwise a random search on Taobao would have allowed him to deploy a beauty trap and ensnare this Yi Jisheng.

"Ask away!"

Yi Jisheng was grateful that Lin Baici hadn’t killed him.

"When did you first gain consciousness?"

Lin Baici hesitated for a moment before he used the term "god": "Have you ever seen a god?"

"The first time I woke up and saw this world, I was in a pile of rubbish. What’s a god? I’ve never seen one, but I’ve intermittently heard a voice mumbling before!"

Yi Jisheng was being compliant.

"Mumbling what?"

Lin Baici was curious.

The dense fog that enveloped the forest park was starting to dissipate.

"Is this the structure of humans? So trashy, the energy utilization efficiency is way too low!"

"This thing called a game console is wonderful, actually invented by humans, these reptiles? Looks like these reptiles aren’t entirely useless."

"Starting today, 2B is my wife!"

"Damn it, who stole my takeaway? Never mind, I’ll defeat the BOSS first, then eat!"

Yi Jisheng was not only describing, but also seemed to be trying to imitate the voice’s tone. However, as it lacked vocal cords, the imitation sounded terrible.

"Is this the god who accidentally created Yi Jisheng? Sounds like a gamer otaku?"

Lin Baici was speechless; most of what Yi Jisheng said was game-related.

"Little Linzi!"

Lin Baici heard Xia Hongyao calling out.

"Over here!"

Lin Baici shouted back.

The fog was quickly clearing, making it easier for Xia Hongyao and others to find people.

"What will happen to me?"

Yi Jisheng hesitated before asking.

It knew that it was not of the same species as these humans; no, in their eyes, it was not like the flora and fauna that could coexist, but a monster.

"No idea!"

Lin Baici could guess, though; having finally caught a live specimen, the security bureau would probably not kill it but definitely use it for experiments.

"I have a request!"

Yi Jisheng thought Lin Baici was a good person, and it had no one else to ask, so it spoke up, "Please take care of my wives for me!"

"I’ll repay you when I get out!"

"My address is..."

Yi Jisheng lived in an urban village not too far from Haijing Normal University.

What’s our relationship, huh?

You dare trust me with your wives and kids?

Lin Baici was impressed, really treating me like one of your own?

But then again, thinking about how his wives were just mall mannequins, he felt relieved— even if offered them for free, he’d complain they took up space.

"Little Linzi!"

Footsteps hurried over, it wasn’t just Xia Hongyao, three colleagues from the security bureau were also there.

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