Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 385 - 175 Oscar Owes Lin Baici an Oscar Statuette_1

Chapter 385: Chapter 175 Oscar Owes Lin Baici an Oscar Statuette_1

In the great hall, the banquet was in full swing.

"Distinguished guests, drink to your heart’s content!"

The Scorpion Queen continued to propose toasts.

Soon after, the second group of about twenty thoroughly intoxicated individuals was pulled away by some scorpion beauties to begin dancing.

It was their time to dine.

Whenever everyone finished their drinks, the scorpion beauties would immediately fill the Golden Cups.

Lin Baici saw that Kim Myungjin’s tolerance for alcohol was somewhat inferior to Hua Yue Yu’s, as he was already bleary-eyed with drink, and he grabbed the Goryeo girl’s wrist.

"What are you doing?"

The Scorpion Queen immediately glared over, her voice stern.

The scorpion beauties, waiting around like mane dogs, instantly focused their attention on Lin Baici; at the Scorpion Queen’s command, they would tear him apart and feast upon him.

"There’s not enough drink!"

Lin Baici snatched the Goryeo girl’s cup and poured it into his mouth, "Just one jar? Who is that enough for? If others see this, they will think I can’t hold my liquor. Bring me another jar!"

"Little Linzi!"

Xia Hongyao panicked, urging him to take it easy.

There was clearly something wrong with the alcohol.

"......"

Song Huizhi was dumbfounded, questioning his sanity.

She knew this young man was trying to save the girl, but was this necessary?

She is beautiful, and her figure is stunning, but aren’t you God Hunter? As long as you live, what woman can’t you sleep with?

That said, Song Huizhi felt a pang of envy for Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu.

Was this what camaraderie was like?

She longed for a man who would care for her!

"Generous indeed!"

The Scorpion Queen’s furious expression cleared like clouds after the rain, and she gestured grandly, "Someone, bring more wine, ten jars for him."

The scorpion beauty with big eyes and a pointed chin immediately moved on her terrifying belly feet behind the sheer curtains. She carried a long-necked pottery jar in each hand and hooked another with her tail, bringing them over.

Four times in a row,

That made twelve jars.

With a thud, the pointed-chin monster woman set down a jar in front of Lin Baici, looking seductively at him, "Brave warrior, drinking from the Golden Cup is too slow, why not drink directly from the jar!"

"..."

Lin Baici looked at the monster woman, thinking she couldn’t wait to see him dead.

"Haha, if you don’t finish these drinks within half an hour, I’ll tear open your mouth and pour them directly into your stomach!"

The Scorpion Queen laughed kindly, but her words were terrifying.

"No problem!"

Lin Baici replied with a faint smile, picked up a jar, tilted his head back, and gulped down several mouthfuls.

He didn’t deliberately spill the liquor because it was unnecessary.

Even if the wine were poisoned, it was still wine, effective within the range of the wine-soaked meat forest, so Lin Baici could only be poisoned to death, not drunken to death.

Moreover, the biggest problem with this liquor was its anesthetic effect; it wasn’t directly lethal.

This reminded Lin Baici of a video he had seen on Bilibili where live drunken shrimp and drunken crabs were eaten. Now, the only difference was that drunk crabs had become drunk people.

The Scorpion Queen was satisfied with Lin Baici’s response, so she prepared to eat a person to enhance the merry atmosphere.

"That one, bring him to me!"

The Scorpion Queen selected a young man with delicate features.

Lin Baici glanced over and estimated that he was probably a college student who hadn’t gone home for the National Holiday and came to the museum for a visit, only to encounter rule contamination.

"Hehe, Lin Baici, you should be careful. The Scorpion Queen has a taste for the tender ones!"

Song Huizhi let out a quiet sigh of relief. At least for the moment, it seemed the monster that claimed to be the queen was only interested in eating men.

"Little Linzi, what’s your plan?"

Xia Hongyao looked at the jars of wine in front of Lin Baici and worried for him.

Slap!

Suddenly, Lin Baici raised his hand and slapped the face of the pointed-chin scorpion beauty beside him.

"Get out of my way, and don’t disrupt my drinking pleasure!"

Lin Baici chided and drank another mouthful of wine.

The Scorpion Queen had been looking at Lin Baici, but hearing this, she smiled faintly and ceased paying attention, grabbing the male servant brought to her.

Rip!

The Scorpion Queen’s cheeks split open, turning into a gaping maw of teeth, as she bit into the left cheek of the young man.

Human head flesh was her favorite.

Crunch! Crunch!

The Scorpion Queen was chewing while pulling hard, as if tearing off a leg from a salt-baked chicken, she ripped off the young man’s left arm and started gnawing on it.

The young man was being eaten, but because of the anesthetic effect of the alcohol and the scorpion beauties’ body fragrance, he showed no reaction, and there was barely any bleeding.

"Damn!"

Song Huizhi gasped sharply when she saw Lin Baici suddenly slap the scorpion beauty’s face.

Could this guy be insane?

With such extreme reactions, if he angered these monsters and got eaten on the spot, what then?

Song Huizhi knew Lin Baici was testing the monsters and gathering information, but this was very risky behavior.

Ordinary people wouldn’t dare to do so!

Suddenly, Song Huizhi realized that the Lost Coast must eradicate such a person, or else, if he matured, it would bring disaster upon the Lost Coast.

Wait!

The Lost Coast had already been struck by disaster.

Song Huizhi recalled the information provided by their team leader, adding to it the White Pufferfish; this youngster had killed five of their team members.

"Little Linzi!"

Xia Hongyao was also startled.

"No need to panic!"

Lin Baici was very calm, feeling that he almost had the pattern figured out.

As long as a person continues drinking and makes a few untoward gestures, the Scorpion Queen can still tolerate it. After all, in her eyes, these scorpion beauties were nothing more than servants, mere tools.

"If you get drunk, you get eaten, so why not just stay sober?"

Lin Baici analyzed.

There was something wrong with the liquor, and coupled with the scorpion beauties exuding an anesthetic body scent, even those new to being God Hunters like Kim Myungjin and Gu Qingqiu couldn’t withstand it and had succumbed to intoxication.