Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 344 - 161 Warning, Warning, God’s Descent!_2

Chapter 344: Chapter 161 Warning, Warning, God’s Descent!_2

It must have been one of the employees who left it here while going to the bathroom.

Shit!

Almost scared the crap out of me, should I add a chicken leg to my dinner for some sustenance?

...

Lin Baici arrived at his stop, got off, and walked into the school gate while dialing his mother’s number.

"Mom, Li Wei is not coming home for National Day, so I won’t either. There’s a project with the senior that I’ve been asked to help with."

Lin Baici was laying the groundwork for the next time he gave his mom a large sum of money to avoid raising her suspicion.

"This is also an opportunity for experience. Do your best!"

Mother Lin chuckled, "Everything’s fine here; you don’t need to worry about me!"

"Yeah!"

Lin Baici kept walking until he reached the base of Building 2 before ending the call.

It was really just trivial matters—how he was eating, how he was getting along with classmates, whether he could keep up with his studies. He knew that his mom just wanted to hear more of his voice.

The following days were as calm as still water.

Lin Baici discovered that despite having twenty million yuan, he didn’t know how to spend it.

He treated Hu Wenwu and Fang Mingyuan to a meal that cost over seven hundred yuan, which made Hu Wenwu feel pained, but for Lin Baici, it didn’t even use up a day’s interest.

Lin Baici was so bored that he even thought about heading to Breaking Divine Ruins.

Fortunately, just when Lin Baici was bored enough to grow mold, National Day finally arrived.

"Brother Qian, wanna go have some fun together?"

Xu Daguan invited Qian Jiahui.

In the dorm, Liu Yu and Fang Mingyuan had left the night before. Hu Wenwu decided not to go home to save money, and Xu Daguan and Qian Jiahui didn’t want to go back either.

"No thanks, I have an online friend to meet up with!"

Qian Jiahui lied on his bed, showing no intention of washing up.

"You’re doing online dating?"

Xu Daguan was surprised. Qian Jiahui was never short of girlfriends. Since the start of school, he had already switched girlfriends twice. For him, women were like clothes—easily discarded when no longer desired.

"I’m not into online dating; it’s the person who wants to meet me!"

Qian Jiahui was indifferent, "Besides, meeting an online friend is like opening a mystery box. You never know what a woman without filters will look like."

"Very ugly?"

Hu Wenwu was curious.

"Whether they’re ugly or not isn’t important. What matters is that the soul is interesting!"

Those who managed to get a meeting with Qian Jiahui were the ones who could make him happy during their chats.

Of course, this was also related to Qian Jiahui’s generous spending.

Sending out red envelopes of several hundred yuan every now and then, coupled with being handsome—it’s true that many women’s weak spots couldn’t hold up against that.

"Class rep, what are you doing today?"

Qian Jiahui sat up, "Why don’t you come and meet my online friend with me? We could play a real and fake prince game. Do you think my friend will be disappointed or more excited when they meet you?"

"Aren’t you afraid the class rep will take your online friend to a hotel?"

Xu Daguan was envious. Brother Qian, why don’t you take me with you?

"If that happens, so be it. What’s the point of a woman I’ve never met in person?"

Qian Jiahui was just playing around. To date, he had nearly a hundred girlfriends and had seen all types. So, he really didn’t care.

...

Xu Daguan was tempted to call him Daddy Qian.

It was as if Qian Jiahui had prepared the nest, and the fish were ready to swim right into the net. Lin Baici would just stroll over and reap the benefits.

But then Xu Daguan glanced at Lin Baici’s face, which seemed to need no help from others to attract attention.

"I have a date today!"

Lin Baici slung his backpack over his shoulder and headed out. Just a moment ago, he had received two text messages.

Princess of Monte Cristo: Oppa, I’m here. Shall we have breakfast together?

Little Merperson: This palace has arrived, Little Linzi, come pick me up!

Lin Baici had a date with Little Merperson today, but he hadn’t expected Jin Ying to arrive so quickly. However, he wasn’t two-timing anyone, so he was pretty calm about it.

"You order first. Get three portions, Yue Yu is also here!"

Lin Baici made a call to Jin Ying, then went downstairs and saw Hua Yue Yu.

The female streamer was wearing an emerald green velvet mini skirt paired with black tights and milky princess-style round-toe leather shoes on her feet.

Her top was a flesh-colored base shirt matched with a khaki knitted cardigan and topped with a beret, making her cuteness off the charts.

"Little Bai!"

Hua Yue Yu waved. Today, she hadn’t brought her Pikachu backpack but rather switched to a handbag draped over her left arm.

"Aren’t you cold?"

Lin Baici glanced at the female streamer’s tights, which seemed rather thin.

"They only look thin, but they’re actually quite thick. Don’t believe me; feel them!"

Hua Yue Yu lifted her leg.

"Let’s go have breakfast!"

Lin Baici changed the subject—not exactly eager to feel her tights.

"Do you prefer white stockings or black ones?"

Hua Yue Yu walked side by side with Lin Baici. "Or bare legs?"

...

That question seemed a bit tricky to answer.

"Or haven’t you confirmed that yet?"

Hua Yue Yu chuckled, "Then find a time to come over to my place, and I’ll put on all kinds of stockings for you to see."

"With those two skinny little legs of yours, what’s there to see?"

Lin Baici teased. Among the girls he knew, Hua Yue Yu was the shortest, with the least impressive figure—a true mermaid sister—except her cute and youthful style was memorable.

Surely, her charm was invincible when she pouted.

"Aww, you’re discriminating against me!"

Hua Yue Yu pouted, "Do you know how rare it is for someone like me, who always looks fifteen? Because it’s not illegal!"

The two chatted leisurely, heading straight for a sunny fast-food restaurant.

As soon as Hua Yue Yu entered, she saw Jin Ying.

It was inevitable, the kimchi girl stood out too much. It was impossible not to notice her, and many of the male diners were also looking her way.

"Oppa!"

Jin Ying stood up and immediately ran over, "Yue Yu, long time no see."