Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 312 - 150 Bai Ci’s Tough Fate, The Life Chart Opposes the Divine Spirits_3

Chapter 312: Chapter 150 Bai Ci’s Tough Fate, The Life Chart Opposes the Divine Spirits_3

Uncle Savage: Director Xia seems to have experienced it, but the archives are top-secret and require contribution points to access.

Within the Safety Bureau, some extremely important documents can only be viewed with contribution points because having contribution points indicates a lower likelihood of someone being a traitor.

A wandering Red Ghost: You haven’t encountered that crazy bitch of a maid, have you?

With Xia Hongyao’s personality, she wouldn’t boast if it were Xia Hongmian’s achievements.

My Daughter Is the Best in the World: Red Medicine, are you still in one piece?

Eating Brother: How many people died? Do I know them? If I know them, I’ll go to their wake.

What followed was a long string of replies, including from seasoned lurkers who hadn’t surfaced in years, mainly because the news about the crazy bitch maid was just too significant.

Great Detective Xia: Today, I came across that crazy bitch maid. It’s confirmed by my sister; she’s one of the seven wonders.

Big Snake Princess: How tall is she?

Eating Brother: I get why you care about a man’s height, but why do you care about a woman’s too?

Big Snake Princess: Don’t talk to me if you’re not at least 1.8 meters tall.

Eating Brother: Personal attacks are banned!

Uncle Savage: Heh, at this point, I simply must make my presence known.

Big Snake Princess: Don’t talk to me if you’re not 18CM either.

Uncle Savage: Don’t follow up my post with that remark; others might think you’re talking about me! For the record, I’m 28CM.

Eating Brother: You might as well say you can wrap it around your waist!

Prime Minister Crane: Let’s keep it classy.

Uncle Savage sent out ten red envelopes of a hundred yuan each, pushing the conversation to the top.

My Daughter Is the Best in the World: Seeing you this happy, you should be fine, right?

Great Detective Xia: Of course, I’m going to tell you guys, little...

Xia Hongyao suddenly felt depressed. She wanted to brag about her and Lin Baici’s conquest, but once she finished, everyone would surely focus on Little Linzi. What if they tried to poach him? What to do?

Alas!

Little Linzi, you’re so outstanding; you’re making it difficult for me!

But you and I have a friendship where we could practically make babies for each other; you should be able to withstand these team leaders trying to poach you, right?

Forget it, I have to brag or I’ll lose sleep tonight.

Great Detective Xia: I can’t talk about the specifics due to confidentiality rules, I’ll just share some general info. That crazy maid has a Gourmet Lucky Roulette, and whatever it lands on, she must eat.

All you Dragon Level elites, listen up.

With Xia Hongyao’s intelligence and the bigwigs’ constant care for her, she’s easily coaxed into spilling the beans.

Eating Brother: From what it looks like, if not for Lin Baici, all of you guys would be holding dinner parties at home.

Uncle Savage: Red Medicine, you need to brace yourself. You’re a team leader now, but your performance is like a thigh accessory.

Big Snake Princess: I want to be an accessory too, but alas, I have no thigh. I pray for the heavens to gift me a 1.8-meter-long thigh!

Prime Minister Crane: If I may ask, what reward did Lin Baici end up getting in the end?

Great Detective Xia: I don’t know; I didn’t see!

Upon hearing this, everyone couldn’t help but feel that Xia Hongyao was really innocent. Compared to her sister, it was like one was in heaven and the other on earth.

Hotpot Fairy: Red Medicine, let’s set up a meal, my treat. Invite Bai Ci too!

Great Detective Xia: Sure!

Hmph!

Do you think I’m stupid?

I’ve made a note of you. When my team grows, the first person I’ll poach is your ace.

Eating Brother: @Great Detective Xia, has your luck been a bit off recently?

My Daughter Is the Best in the World: Exactly. Count it, in these past two months, you’ve encountered two Divine Ruins and three incidents of Taboo things contamination.

Uncle Savage: The crazy bitch maid should definitely be considered among the Divine Ruins!

Great Detective Xia: Now that you mentioned it, it seems shockingly true!

Xia Hongyao realized belatedly.

Big Snake Princess: Should I say that Lin Baici is plagued by bad luck, or that he’s just too tough, born to overcome gods?

Most God Hunters would encounter some issues with such frequent encounters with rule contamination, but based on what Xia Hongyao said, Lin Baici turns danger into safety every time, feasting big, and ends up the ultimate winner.

No, I have to find an opportunity to meet him.

Brother Xie: Let him into the Qin Palace; maybe that will break him!

Great Detective Xia: @Brother Xie, can you stop coming up with bad ideas?

Xia Hongyao was a bit unhappy; the Qin Palace is so dangerous, are they sending Little Linzi to his death?

Brother Xie: I apologize!

He sent a large red packet.

Because of the topic of madly criticizing maids, everyone was very enthusiastic and kept chatting.

...

Lin Baici lay on the bed, browsing the Origin Forum for a while before his childhood friend made a video call.

The moment Li Wei saw Lin Baici, he noticed his background.

"Holy shit, Old White, why are you staying in a hotel again?"

Li Wei began to worry; his childhood friend couldn’t possibly have resorted to being a gigolo, could he?

"No, I was helping a friend move today; it got too late, so I just stayed over!"

Lin Baici had no choice but to make up a lie.

"Is this friend of yours a second-generation rich kid?"

Even though it was a guest room, the decor was quite upscale; anyone could tell the owner was loaded.

"First-generation!"

Lin Baici chuckled.

"Forget which generation; you’re free tomorrow, come hang out with me. We haven’t seen each other for so long, we should catch up."

Li Wei urged, pressing Lin Baici to get moving.

"I can’t tomorrow, how about next week?"

Lin Baici also wanted to have a meal with his childhood friend.

"You don’t even have a girlfriend; how can you be so busy?"

Li Wei was puzzled.

"How do you know I don’t have a girlfriend?"

Lin Baici retorted.

"With your indecisive nature, waiting for you to actively pursue a girl would take an eternity. Even if a girl pursues you, you’re all hesitation and obstacles!"

Li Wei knew that in high school, girls liked Lin Baici, but because he was poor and felt inferior, he never dared to date.

"When will you toughen up? If I had your looks, I’d have knocked up three already!"

"Get lost!"

Lin Baici knew Li Wei was just joking; he wasn’t that kind of person.

"Man, why is it so hard to chase girls?"

Li Wei sighed: "If I ran into someone throwing themselves at me, even if she were a harpy, I wouldn’t mind!"

"Bai Ci, are you asleep? I’ve heated some milk for you!"

Nangong Shu knocked on the door, her voice coming from outside.

"Hm? I think I heard a woman’s voice?"

Li Wei was puzzled, looking at Lin Baici: "If you’re short on cash, just tell me. I have a bit saved; we can’t become gigolos, right!"