Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 281 - 140: Historical Ranking, Third on the List, Excellent!【Vote for Monthly Ticket!】_2

Chapter 281: Chapter 140: Historical Ranking, Third on the List, Excellent!【Vote for Monthly Ticket!】_2

"Don’t ever take off the black stockings next time!"

The satisfaction in the voice of the Bronze Sword seemed to proclaim that such a preference was a matter of pride.

"It’s none of my business!"

Lin Baici’s head was spinning, and he hurriedly clarified.

"Hehe!"

The landlady gave Lin Baici a look, full of charm.

I don’t believe you for a second!

The Bartender watched Nangong Shu and Lin Baici chatting, feeling a bit sour inside—he actually had a crush on the landlady.

"A weapon with consciousness?"

The old man was shocked. This was a top-notch item!

If everyone is socially dead, it’s as if no one is, so Lin Baici passed the Bronze Sword to the landlady: "Dragon Tooth Flying Sword, a premium weapon, care for a look?"

Nangong Shu glanced at the Bronze Sword marked with mysterious runes, then at the innocent-looking Lin Baici, and crossed her arms.

"You don’t have to be shy, your XP is pretty normal."

A smile played on Nangong Shu’s lips.

Tsk!

Why do I feel a little thrill when I hear Lin Baici likes them a bit older?

"Found it!"

The Bartender suddenly exclaimed excitedly; he had found a Golden Key the length of a forefinger inside the Pigman King’s intestines.

"Damn, it’s finally over!"

The woman in leather pants let out a sigh of relief.

"I wonder if there’s still a game after we get out?"

The Dwarf worried.

"Dream on! The game ’Escape from the Dungeon’ is definitely not over yet!"

The old man scoffed.

"Huh?"

The Dwarf was astounded.

"I also think this game is not over yet!"

Nangong Shu suggested, "Let’s rest for half an hour before we head out, we’re leading everyone right now anyway!"

Inside the Dragon and Beauty Bar, a crazy maid-servant spread out a carpet on the floor, took off her shoes, lay on it, and watched TV while munching on chips.

The TV screen showed Lin Baici and the others.

"Quite the swift slaughter!"

The maid-servant picked up a clock from beside her and glanced at it.

She had hosted many ’Escape from the Dungeon’ games, and in the first level ’The Slaughterhouse’, this team’s clear time ranked third on the historical leaderboard.

The first team had a God Hunter with immense attack power, who, after activating Divine Grace, turned all those Pig-Headed Men to ashes.

The metallic lump in the Pig-Headed Men’s intestines was naturally revealed.

The second team had a Divine Grace with the power of Divination, who directly divined the clue to pass, and likewise, they had an easy win.

Lin Baici’s team seemed much more normal, purely overcoming the level through the wisdom of their leader and the cooperation of the two female members.

As for the others, they were just a bunch of disposable extras recruited to fill numbers.

Considering team strength, Lin Baici’s team was the weakest. Scoring third was quite impressive.

Excellent!

"But the second level won’t be easy!"

The maid-servant picked up the remote control and flipped through several channels, looking at the other teams.

Tsk, tsk!

What a painful sight to see.

The maid-servant switched back to the previous channel, deciding to keep watching this guy; not only was he fierce, but he was also handsome.

"Should I become his maid-servant for a while?"

The maid-servant muttered, popping another chip into her mouth.

...

"A bit boring!"

Having said that, Lin Baici stood up from the camping mat: "Red Medicine, let’s go!"

"What for?"

Xia Hongyao got up.

Everyone else’s gaze shifted their way.

Lin Baici didn’t reply but walked over to High Ponytail, wrapped an arm around her waist, and whispered something in her ear.

The old man, with his sharp hearing, caught the words "let’s have a shot" and couldn’t help but gaze enviously at High Ponytail’s Big Bear.

I want to play too!

The landlady looked slightly puzzled.

Lin Baici wasn’t that kind of guy, was he? What exactly was he planning to do?

"What’s this ’having a shot’?"

Xia Hongyao asked in a low voice, "Fighting monsters?"

Xia Hongyao didn’t mind Lin Baici hugging her waist; she just saw Lin Baici as a close friend and team member, not as a man.

Lin Baici, with his arm around Xia Hongyao, left the hall and closed the door behind them. He looked around, opened a random door, and stepped inside.

The room was full of Pig-Headed Men, but since Lin Baici had killed the Pigman King and the rules induced an enhanced deterrence, the Pig-Headed Men immediately huddled in a corner, trembling.

"Let’s switch cards!"

Lin Baici pulled out his card,

The finely crafted card depicted a monster with green skin, a big head, short limbs, a mouthful of sharp teeth, utterly hideous.

It wore rotten leather armor and carried a huge Nail Head Hammer.

Ok! Ok!

The Goblin on the card roared and swung the Nail Head Hammer around.

"Okay!"

Xia Hongyao didn’t hesitate at all and handed her Red Dragon Queen card to Lin Baici.

"Don’t you want to ask why?"

Lin Baici looked at High Ponytail.

"I trust your judgment!"

Xia Hongyao giggled, her eyes shining brightly like stars in the night sky; she never doubted her friends, High Ponytail least of all.

Lin Baici flicked Xia Hongyao’s forehead with his finger.

Pop!

"Don’t hit the head!"

Xia Hongyao raised her hands quickly to protect her head: "I live on my intelligence!"

"Alright, enough nonsense!"

Lin Baici lowered his voice and conveyed his discovery to High Ponytail.

The more Xia Hongyao listened, the more shocked her expression became.

...

Lin Baici and Xia Hongyao returned to the hall.

The old man noticed that Xia Hongyao’s clothes were a bit disheveled, with scratch marks on her chest.

"Let’s go!"

Lin Baici stuffed the camping mat and the remaining food into the Black Tripod Bowl and, holding the key, walked toward the north wall.