Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 277 - 139: Taboo Things Drop, Little Fatty’s Wave 1

Chapter 277: Chapter 139: Taboo Things Drop, Little Fatty’s Wave 1

"Do it!"

Lin Baici threw the Dragon Tooth with a flick of the wrist.

Whoosh!

The Bronze Sword, emitting a faint light, shot towards the Pigman King’s eye socket.

The Pigman King raised his right arm and slammed it onto the Dragon Tooth.

Bang!

The Dragon Tooth was knocked away.

Xia Hongyao was the first to charge in, appearing in front of the Pigman King. As long as the opponent defended or attacked, she would circle to the back and strike at the monster’s neck.

This was her standard tactic.

But this time, the Pigman King’s response was somewhat unexpected. It opened its wide mouth and roared with full force.

Ao!

The piercing roar, like a nail driven into their ears, caused severe headaches.

The momentum of everyone’s attack momentarily stalled.

The Pigman King swung his large hand, swatting at Xia Hongyao like swatting a fly.

Bang!

Xia Hongyao rolled to dodge and, taking advantage of the momentum, slashed at the Pigman King’s wrist.

Zzzt!

The dagger cut into the flesh.

But not only did no blood flow out, the fat on the Pigman King’s arm suddenly swelled, enveloping the blade, and even surged up along the blade towards Xia Hongyao’s hand.

This scene shocked the Bartender, whose charge had already slowed, and now nearly came to a complete stop.

Lin Baici and the landlady both rushed to the Pigman King’s side simultaneously—one with a torch to strike, the other with an angry chop of her cleaver.

Bang! Swoosh!

The torch hit the Pigman King’s body, sending sparks flying, but unlike usual, when it would have set a normal person ablaze, it only charred some of the Pigman King’s skin.

Nangong Shu’s cleaver struck too, but like Xia Hongyao, it became stuck in the expanding skin.

The landlady pulled hard twice without success, then let go, leapt up with a jump, and launched a whip kick at the Pigman King’s head.

The Pigman King swung his arm with a whoosh, aiming a slap at Nangong Shu.

Nangong Shu twisted his waist, changing directions in midair to dodge the slap, and kicked the back of the Pigman King’s head.

Bang!

The Pigman King’s huge body staggered from the kick.

Xia Hongyao’s dagger was one of the Taboo things, seeing that she couldn’t extricate it, she immediately activated it.

Whoosh!

Several blades of knife energy whistled out, instantly poking the fatty flesh full of holes and greatly reducing its resilience.

Xia Hongyao pulled out her dagger, ready to attack again, when the fat on the Pigman King’s body suddenly began to move rapidly, forming a small ball.

"Dodge!"

Lin Baici and Nangong Shu shouted simultaneously.

The next instant, the fatty balls detached from the Pigman King’s body and shot out like cannonballs.

Lin Baici wielded the Songmu torch, batting away those fatty balls.

Xia Hongyao’s body erupted with a pale golden shield, blocking those fatty balls, and then took advantage of the Pigman King’s unleashed big move to kill her way to its front.

Putrid!

The dagger sliced across the Pigman King’s neck.

This time, the wound was deep, and red blood splattered.

Xia Hongyao struck successfully and swiftly created distance between her and the Pigman King. She was breathing heavily, fixing her gaze on the Pigman King.

That burst of energy just now was very draining, and High Ponytail could no longer continue the fierce assault.

The Pigman King touched his neck, saw the fresh blood on his hand, extended his fat tongue, licked it, then looked toward Xia Hongyao.

"Amateurs, you’re quite tough, huh?"

The fatty flesh on the Pigman King’s neck wriggled, healing the wound.

The woman in leather pants looked terrible.

The quick offensive had failed, and this boss was extremely difficult to deal with.

The Pigman King took a deep breath, and the pile of armor on the ground flew up as if attracted by a magnet, clanging onto the Pigman King’s body.

In the blink of an eye, he was armed like an iron warrior, with only his head exposed.

"Holy shit!"

The Bartender cursed in shock.

Because after the Pigman King put on the armor, he had become a total iron and flesh mountain, and judging by the thickness of the armor, it was not going to be easy to penetrate.

"I think you two look quite good, so I’ve decided to spare your lives and make you my slaves,"

The Pigman King glanced at Xia Hongyao and then stared at the Boss Lady, his eyes flashing with scarlet light. He grabbed a handful of potato chips and threw them into his mouth.

Crunch! Crunch!

Drool and chip crumbs splattered everywhere.

"Although I usually don’t touch amateurs, occasionally stooping low to indulge and taste something new isn’t too bad!"

The Pigman King scratched his crotch, then picked up a dirty apron and put it around his neck, followed by picking up a Pig Head Mask and buckling it onto his face.

The woman in leather pants was ignored. Usually, she would have been furious, firing back with, "Are you blind? I’m also pretty good-looking, at least a seven out of ten."

But today, she wished nothing more than for this Pig-Headed Man to not set his sights on her.

Just thinking about not being able to kill it, and having Xia Hongyao and the Boss Lady crushed under that disgusting mass of fatty flesh, sent shivers down the spine of the woman in leather pants.

"Why aren’t you attacking anymore?"

The Pigman King, one hand holding a Bone-Cutting Dagger and the other a Bone-Crushing Hammer, was getting bored, "Come on, I need to lose some weight!"

Lin Baici looked around; the Bartender had completely lost the will to fight, the dwarf and the woman in leather pants wanted to fight, but feared death, and the old man had his own cunning plans.

Xia Hongyao’s fighting spirit was the strongest.

"I’ll follow your lead!"

The Boss Lady immediately took a stance as she caught Lin Baici’s gaze.

"Since you won’t make a move, then I’ll do it myself!"

The Pigman King laughed loudly as he propelled himself with his legs, and, like an iron and flesh mountain, slammed toward the Bartender.

"Boss, save me!"

The Bartender shouted, turning to run.

Seeing this, the Pigman King immediately gave up on him and charged at the old man.

"Damn!"

The old man cursed, and, imitating the Bartender, also shouted, "Boss, save me!"

But it was no use, the Pigman King kept up the chase.

"Damn it, are you sick or what?"

The old man was frustrated. Why was he the target?

"I hate old people. I find it disgusting to breathe the same air as you."