Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 255 - 131 Maid Gone Mad_3

Chapter 255: Chapter 131 Maid Gone Mad_3

Shen Fujiang decided to bide his time, since they still didn’t know his identity. But just at this moment, the sound of slicing wind arose from behind.

Whoosh!

Muscle Buddha brandished his iron fist.

Shen Fujiang tilted his head, his body slipping to the ground like an eel, reappearing beside them, not only evading Muscle Buddha’s attack but also causing Lin Baici’s flying sword to miss its mark.

"Eh?"

Xia Hongyao, seeing Lin Baici suddenly make a move, was startled for a moment but then realized, "Is the person he’s after that guy just now?"

Nangong Shu pinched the bridge of her nose, somewhat worriedly, "Little Linzi, fighting isn’t allowed in my bar!"

She hadn’t expected Lin Baici to act so decisively. But did he really underestimate the people on the Lost Coast? Not so easy to kill!

"I’ll compensate tenfold for anything I break!"

Lin Baici, looking at Shen Fujiang, declared, "This man, I’m determined to kill him today!"

Just now, I broke into a sweat dropping a hundred Meteorite Coins. If I don’t take it out on this guy, I won’t be at peace.

Nangong Shu was slightly stunned. This young man, he’s pretty domineering and has guts.

"Aunt Shu, these guys are bad guys, every one of them deserving of death. Could you make an exception just this once?"

Xia Hongyao pleaded.

"Make an exception once, and the reputation of my bar is ruined!"

Nangong Shu sighed but still decided to stay out of it.

One was Xia Hongmian’s sister, and the other was a superstar rookie highly regarded by Xia Hongmian, a Dragon Level contender. Plus, he just personally slaughtered a member of the Lost Coast. With such strength and determination, Nangong Shu had to give it serious thought.

The so-called rules are for the ordinary people.

But these two before me are clearly exceptions that can be made.

"You killed Zhuang Du?"

Shen Fujiang sized up Lin Baici.

Damn!

I made a misjudgment; what I thought was a tiny shrimp turned out to be a man-eating shark.

"Why ask so much when you’re going to die anyway?"

Lin Baici held the Dream Top, ready to spin it on the bar.

Since the other party knew about this Taboo Thing, he would likely be on guard. Lin Baici didn’t expect to drag him into a dream; he just wanted to distract him and give the Clay Human a chance to sneak attack.

Seeing the Dream Top in Lin Baici’s hand, Shen Fujiang immediately averted his gaze and also confirmed that he had killed Zhuang Du.

Because only the killer is entitled to loot the corpse and bag the lion’s share.

"Boss lady, they were the ones who started it!"

Shen Fujiang wanted to ensure Nangong Shu wouldn’t interfere, but before the lady boss could respond, the bar’s door was pushed open once more.

This time, a maid entered.

"Master, shall we play a game?"

The maid smiled sweetly.

She was young, perhaps fifteen or sixteen years old, with a slight build and petite figure—flat as a board. She wore a black maid’s dress with a white apron, the hem barely covering her behind, white stockings on her legs, with a black lace garter on the left thigh, and black leather shoes.

Gurgle!

Lin Baici’s stomach growled, signaling hunger.

"Rule pollution?"

Xia Hongyao scrutinized the maid.

She dragged along a large suitcase that could easily fit her entire person.

Lin Baici thought that the maid was brought forth by the middle-aged man, but at this moment, the man also appeared cautious as if facing a grave threat.

This surprised Lin Baici.

Humming a tune, the maid walked to the center of the bar. She opened the suitcase, pulling out a tall stand over a meter high and erecting it; then she retrieved a wheel, placing it on top.

Everyone’s pupils shrank.

That stand and wheel were larger than the suitcase, but they still fit inside, indicating it was a spatial Taboo Thing.

Top-notch!

"Masters, shall we play a game?"

The maid spoke while her fair hand spun the wheel with force.

"She... she couldn’t be that crazed maid, right?"

The face of the dwarf magician was full of shock, tension, and then outright fear.

"Hongyao, what’s happening?"

Lin Baici noticed that when the dwarf magician mentioned that name, the expressions of everyone in the room changed, a mix of alarm and dread. Even the elegant proprietress’s face sank.

"In the God Hunter Circle, there are Seven Wonders, one of which is the crazed maid!"

Xia Hongyao whispered an explanation.

"No one knows where this crazed maid comes from. She suddenly appears, asking people to play games with her. It’s said that those who don’t play with her, or fail to make her happy, all end up dead!"

"Right, she only targets God Hunters!"

These seven wonders are seven kinds of rule pollution. Some yearn to encounter them, but never do; others wish to avoid them, but can’t.

"There are rumors that all seven wonders were created by Gods!"

Nangong Shu’s face turned grave; such high-level rule pollution had too high a mortality rate.

"Little Linzi, be extremely careful; this maid could very well be a God!"

Xia Hongyao covered her mouth with her hand and whispered a warning. Her face bore no fear or panic; instead, she looked eager and excited.

If I could purify this crazed maid, I’d become famous in an instant, not even less than my sister.

"A God?"

Lin Baici frowned, appraising the maid.

Pretty face, average figure, too flat, lacking curves, and those white stockings, minus ten points!

[Why are there so many takeaways today? Have you been drinking the luck goddess’s footbath water?]

[Let’s get in some pre-meal exercise. Time for a good feast today!]

"The first little game for today, the Gourmet Roulette!"

The maid hopped and jumped around, looking very adorable, beckoning everyone to come forward and gather around the wheel: "Please come over, my masters. Don’t try to run away, okay? Disobedient masters have to be punished!"

As she spoke, the maid reached under her skirt, and when her hand emerged, she was holding a baseball bat.

There were still dried bloodstains on it, indicating the maid had used this weapon to hit people more than a few times.

"Does any master want to be the first to play? There will be a reward, you know!"

The maid blinked, her fake lashes and colored contacts glinting under the bar lights, twinkling brilliantly.