Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 249 - 129 Dragon and Beauty_3

Chapter 249: Chapter 129 Dragon and Beauty_3

Xia Hongyao gestured for Lin Baici to look at the old man sitting in the booth at 5 o’clock, "He’s not actually that old; rule pollution caused his aging. He’s offered a reward of ten thousand Meteorite Coins to anyone who can cleanse the pollution from his body and restore his youth."

Lin Baici looked over.

The guy was so old that he was hunchbacked, his skin like that of an old tree bark, all wrinkled and sagging, ugly enough to deter a second glance.

[An unlucky bloke whose Life Energy has been stolen, his body is now like a colander, unable to retain any God’s Ability poured into it, unless the Taboo thing that stole his Life Energy is shattered!]

[He survives by consuming human blood!]

"That woman, she’s actually a man, also a victim of rule pollution."

Xia Hongyao pursed her lips, "You’d better be careful, or you’ll be disgusted for life after meeting."

Lin Baici took a look.

Oh my!

This beauty is just too stunning, isn’t she? A deep purple low-cut evening gown accompanied by wavy burgundy long hair, making every glance she gives electrifying.

Although Xia Hongyao is a D in intelligence, judging solely by her figure and appearance, she is definitely a top beauty. But compared to this woman, she’s outright overshadowed.

[Do not make contact! Do not make contact! Do not make contact!]

[Otherwise, you will gradually feminize, both physically and mentally!]

The woman in the evening dress had a sharp perception and turned her head to meet Lin Baici’s gaze, then raised her glass and smiled faintly.

In normal circumstances, Lin Baici would have returned the smile out of politeness, but not today.

He didn’t want to turn into a woman, no joke.

"Your Red Heart Cherry!"

Two drinks were served at the bar.

[Drinks containing a small amount of God’s Ability, made from two types of fruit brewed from God’s Ruins, treated by special methods to be pollution-free, safe to taste.]

"Try this, it tastes good!"

Xia Hongyao lifted her goblet and took a sip of the pink drink.

"We’re using Meteorite Coins here, right?"

Lin Baici took a sip, sweet and sour, and when the drink first touched his tongue, it seemed to give a slight electric shock, lightly numbing.

"Definitely!"

Xia Hongyao looked at Lin Baici, "What do you think? I actually suggest you have some alcohol; the cocktails he makes here are unique."

"Pretty good!"

Lin Baici, accustomed to luxury and indulgence, was never drunk in a thousand drinks.

"Red Medicine, why haven’t you been to the Beauty Bar lately?"

A feminine voice suddenly rang out, followed by the sound of high heels clicking on the ground.

Click! Click! Click!

Lin Baici didn’t see the person speaking, but he still shuddered lightly, feeling an urge erupting in his chest that made his breathing become slightly hurried.

[Be careful, this is a woman whose voice alone can make men combust!]

Eater God commented.

A woman dressed in a wine-red cheongsam, hemmed an inch above the knee, with long black hair coiled at the back of her head, approached.

She wore no stockings, and on her feet were a pair of red high heels.

"Aunt Shu, let me introduce you. This is Lin Baici, my buddy, an extremely talented newcomer, a genius highly valued by my sister as well."

With Xia Hongyao’s words, not only did Nangong Shu look towards Lin Baici, but others sitting in the Beauty Bar also turned their gaze toward him.

Xia Hongyao lacked caution and secrecy, so everyone knew her sister was Xia Hongmian.

Or perhaps, because everyone knew her sister was the renowned Xia Hongmian, she was actually safe.

"Xiaobai, this is Nangong Shu, the proprietress of the Dragon and Beauty Bar, just call her Aunt Shu!"

While High Ponytail could casually call someone auntie, Lin Baici wasn’t as presumptuous and instead greeted her with a: "Proprietress!"

"What? Think I’m too old, not fit to be your auntie?"

Nangong Shu teased.

"At your age, you’d be overqualified to be my sister!"

Bantering was something Lin Baici could do, too, and now with a plump wallet and increased strength, his confidence soared.

Or rather,

who wouldn’t be confident with ten million in their pocket?

Even if Chang’e herself showed up, he’d dare to ask her price!

[Defeat the clam’s heat, suggest using it to rinse your mouth after a big meal!]

"Hehe!"

Nangong Shu chuckled lightly.

That laughter made Lin Baici feel like there was a cat scratching at his heart, unbearably itchy.

The proprietress was actually quite beautiful as well, oozing with a mature charm, her figure obviously well-developed.

But after hearing her voice, many stopped paying attention to her looks, completely captivated by her voice.

After a few words among the three, Nangong Shu turned to Xia Hongyao: "Come on, let’s go upstairs. I’ve recently found a little thing that’s quite interesting."

"What is it?"

Xia Hongyao was curious, but she glanced at Lin Baici.

She couldn’t just leave a friend behind, yet bringing Xiaobai to Aunt Shu’s room didn’t seem appropriate.

"You go ahead, I’ll have a drink by myself!"

Lin Baici reckoned Nangong Shu would try to gather some intelligence about Palm Harbor, and given Xia Hongyao’s intellect, she wouldn’t even realize she was being pumped for information.

"Drink whatever you like, enjoy yourself, it’s on Aunt Shu for your first visit here!"

Nangong Shu smiled slightly and took Xia Hongyao away with her.

Thanks to the proprietress’s connection, the bartender was very warm to Lin Baici: "Would you like to try our signature Scarlet Lover? It’s just that the alcohol content is a bit high."

"One glass, please!"

Lin Baici was indifferent, ’If it’s able to make me drunk, I’ll admit defeat!’ "What tasks do you have here?"

The bartender handed Lin Baici a menu.

"It’s updated weekly, and the ones further back are harder!"

Lin Baici flipped through it casually.

The door of the bar opened again, and a young man walked in.

He had come on reputation alone, but after a quick sweep, his eyes landed on Lin Baici sitting at the bar.

"No way? The little lamb delivered himself to the door?"

The young man was a member from the Lost Coast who had sized up Lin Baici yesterday outside the Haijing Polytechnic sports field. His name was Zhuang Du, codenamed Mechanical Tuna.

As if nothing were amiss, Zhuang Du sat beside Lin Baici and snapped his fingers towards the bartender: "Give me your best cocktail!"

After speaking, Zhuang Du pulled out a metallic-colored top and began spinning it on the table.

So little lamb,

how should I cook you up now?