Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 235 - 125: The First Cup of Milk Tea in Autumn [Subscribe Requested]_1

Chapter 235: Chapter 125: The First Cup of Milk Tea in Autumn [Subscribe Requested]_1

Haijing Polytechnic’s course schedule consists of fifty-minute sessions, with two consecutive classes and a ten-minute break in between.

There are also evening classes, sometimes going until ten o’clock, but they usually schedule courses like Marx and Morals for those times.

Everyone chatted until 9 o’clock before packing up to head to the teaching building, otherwise if they were late, they would only be able to sit at the front.

"Not sleeping? Can you stay awake?"

Qian Jiahui looked at Fang Mingyuan joining everyone and envied his stamina. He was really good at pulling an all-nighter.

If he stayed up all night, he’d definitely need to crash the next day.

"Sleep in the classroom!"

Fang Mingyuan yawned.

Today they had English class at ten o’clock, in Building B, room 3108.

Too bad the teacher was a man, and somewhat bald too, with very little appeal.

"Why do we have so many male teachers?"

Xu Daguan was disgruntled.

"Would you dare chase after a female one?"

Qian Jiahui chuckled.

"No way!"

Xu Daguan shook his head, followed by a snicker, lowering his voice, "I’m telling you guys, I found out that our counselor is actually pretty good-looking, just too bad at dressing up."

"Too unsophisticated!"

Qian Jiahui curled his lip, uninterested.

"That’s where you’re clueless, you could reinvent her, you know. Imagine, like polishing a raw gemstone into a sparkling gemstone everyone wants, wouldn’t that be satisfying?"

Xu Daguan had originally planned to invite Gu Qingxiang out for a meal to build a good rapport, hoping she’d think of him first when it came to asking for leave or when there were opportunities at the college.

But he didn’t succeed in asking her out, as Gu Qingxiang declined. However, he gained something else—realizing that she was quite beautiful.

"Why would I polish a gemstone myself when there are already finished ones to enjoy?"

Qian Jiahui was full of question marks, not understanding Xu Daguan’s logic.

"Can’t we have a pleasant conversation anymore?"

Xu Daguan was speechless, annoyed by Qian Jiahui’s bragging remark.

They arrived at the classroom, and Liu Yu directly went to the front row, while Xu Daguan, Qian Jiahui, and Fang Mingyuan headed for the last row.

Hu Wenwu saw Lin Baici going with them and followed.

"Wenwu, you go sit in the front!"

Lin Baici didn’t want to lead Hu Wenwu astray, "We don’t really study!"

"..."

Hu Wenwu wanted to convince Lin Baici not to waste his time like this, but it was embarrassing to speak up in front of so many people.

Let it be, he’d talk to him in private later.

"Old White, I actually thought you were a diligent student!"

Xu Daguan changed his view of Lin Baici: "I didn’t expect you to be such a slacker too!"

"Times have changed!"

Lin Baici shrugged his shoulders. After sitting down, he got up again and chose another seat.

Although still in the last row, he was now seven or eight seats away from Xu Daguan.

He had no choice.

The guy had athlete’s foot!

Before, when he kept his shoes on, Lin Baici couldn’t smell anything, but now that his sense of smell had improved, just getting near him... that odor...

Good grief!

Lin Baici felt like he was suffocating.

What about the future? I can’t be tormented like this for four years, can I?

Lin Baici felt overwhelmed.

This would lower his appetite.

Lin Baici took out his phone, prepared to read a novel. He didn’t look up, but he knew someone entered the classroom, and he could even tell how many people.

It wasn’t by listening to footsteps, but by the smell.

It turns out each person’s body odor is unique. Some are strong, some are light, mixed with scents of soap, shower gel, sweat.

And some people wore perfume.

All these odors mixed together made Lin Baici’s nose uncomfortable.

When a wave of sweat odor drifted over, Lin Baici couldn’t help but look up.

Which deity was this, not having a proper bath for half a month?

Oh, it was Zhang Zhixu!

You haven’t bathed since the military training, have you?

"Old White!"

Zhang Zhixu called out loudly, plonking down next to Lin Baici, even reaching out to put an arm over his shoulder.

"I heard that girls have very keen noses and can tell if a guy hasn’t bathed in days, is that true?"

Lin Baici inquired.

"Huh?"

Zhang Zhixu was startled, "No... no way, right?"

"You see those women on TV sniffing their husbands’ clothes to find out if they have been with another woman, right?"

Lin Baici counter-questioned.

"..."

Zhang Zhixu twisted uncomfortably at the thought.

"I don’t look scruffy, do I?"

Lin Baici was concerned.

"With a face like yours, you’d have takers even if you were scruffy!"

After Zhang Zhixu spoke, he saw a group of girls entering from the back door, and he immediately got up, "I’m going to sit by the window. I feel like getting some sun today!"

As Zhang Zhixu walked past, he quickly sniffed his armpits.

Good, the smell isn’t too strong!

It’s manageable!

Lin Baici stopped reading his novel and instead used the smells to guess whether the next person to enter the classroom was male or female.

Most of the first-year female students don’t wear makeup, but compared to the boys, they still exude more scents, like shower gel, nail polish, hand creams, and the like.

Lin Baici noticed that even among the male students, a few were sneakily using skincare products.

Eh?

This body fragrance was unique, fresh and natural with a hint of sharpness, like winter plum blossoms. But why was it getting closer?

Thump!

A cup of milk tea was placed on the desk in front of Lin Baici.

"Student Lin, hello!"

The girl’s voice was pleasant, like rain on banana leaves. After speaking, she went straight to sit beside Lin Baici.

Whoosh!

The sounds around Lin Baici vanished instantly.

After attending classes for several days, Lin Baici had figured out the pattern— the last rows of the classroom were always filled with boys, mostly those who weren’t keen on studying.