Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 231 - 123 The First Appearance of God, Girls’ Dorm Night Talks [Subscribe and Vote for Monthly Tickets]_3

Chapter 231: Chapter 123 The First Appearance of God, Girls’ Dorm Night Talks [Subscribe and Vote for Monthly Tickets]_3

He was ordinary-looking, loved playing video games, and was also in his junior year of college, with a girlfriend, but his girlfriend wasn’t as pretty as the owner.

He wasn’t as talented as the owner either, incapable of making money, so he could only steal batteries.

I knew this was wrong, and I was afraid he’d get caught, so I helped him keep watch, but he still failed.

By the way,

His girlfriend, though not pretty, would still bring boys back to the rental place.

This time, I didn’t remind him anymore.

One afternoon, I remember it was a beautiful dusk, and the boy let me into the house.

I hesitated, was I about to become a household dog? Was I going to have a new owner again?

I didn’t go in!

Because I felt if I became a household dog, I’d have the duty to tell him about that girl, but I thought he would be as unhappy as the owner.

I was wrong, it turned out he knew, he just pretended not to know.

He cooked for her, did her laundry, and even gave her all his money to spend.

But every time he saw me, he would still give me a sausage stick.

By the way, I seem to have become more humanlike, I can even do some things other dogs can’t do, like opening doors with keys, or speak some simple human language.

But apart from the owner and this boy, I didn’t have anyone else I wanted to talk to.

And I was also afraid to scare him.

This change must have happened after I went to the neighboring Green Shore Perfume Community, found a box of leftover green pepper pork stir-fry in a trash can, and ate it.

But none of that matters anymore.

The boy was caught stealing electric batteries; his girlfriend broke up with him, and he spent his days holed up in his room playing video games, sleeping when tired.

I was afraid he would starve to death, so I started stealing takeout for him.

Gradually, I don’t know why, but he became more and more dull!

I started to take care of him.

I knew this boy had some people he disliked, so I commanded the stray dogs to attack them, especially the men that had been with his girlfriend.

But what I had the stray dogs attack even more were those women who were with several men at the same time.

Because they make people unhappy.

By the way, I haven’t really thought about the owner recently.

Where is he?

He must have gotten a new dog, right?

Is it a Husky? Or a Golden Retriever?

Or maybe another Border Collie?

I suddenly realized that the stray dogs I was with either went crazy or became dull, which made me realize that this boy turning out this way might have been my doing.

I want to leave this boy, but he can no longer eat by himself.

I dare not leave; I’m afraid he’ll die.

I don’t know what to do?

A few days ago, I wanted to improve the boy’s food, so I decided to look for some barbecue, and then I saw a very handsome boy, much more handsome than the owner and this boy.

He was very kind; he didn’t hit me with a bottle and even gave me a skewer.

It was delicious!

His girlfriend was very beautiful, a perfect ten, modestly dressed, the kind you see on TV portrayed as a virtuous wife and loving mother. Ah, why can’t the owner and this boy find such a good woman?

Today, that very handsome boy and another girl came; they killed many dogs and stormed into the rental house.

I know, the thing about me ordering the strays to kill those people has been exposed.

I was panicked.

Then, for some reason, a weird park appeared.

I didn’t want to kill the kind-hearted boy, but I didn’t know what to do, not that I needed to do anything.

He was amazing!

Far more formidable than the owner and this boy.

He could catch such challenging frisbees, kill dozens of stray dogs, and even find dog food in such a short time.

Actually, I was planning to tell him the location of the dog food.

No need anymore.

I know he’s about to come out.

I can’t die; who will feed this man then? I still want to see how the owner is doing now, whether he’s living well?

I planned to feed this boy one last time before leaving, but that very handsome boy came out too quickly.

I wanted to run, then he threw a Bronze Sword.

Is this death?

In my next life, I want to be a stray dog, one without an owner.

Because I make them unhappy.

...

"Director San!"

Xia Hongmian spoke up.

Director San immediately ran over: "Chief!"

"Follow the procedure for handling Taboo Things and take custody of this Border Collie’s corpse, transport it back, and hand it over to Department Nine," Xia Hongmian said as she turned to leave: "Work’s done."

"But we haven’t found the Taboo Thing yet."

Director San finished speaking and suddenly paused, turning his head to look at the dead dog.

No way?

This thing is a Taboo Thing?

But there has never been a case where a Taboo Thing was a living being, has there?

Knowing that Xia Hongmian didn’t appreciate being contradicted, Director San hurriedly instructed his subordinates to do as told.

...

Haijing Polytechnic, girls’ dormitory building, after lights out.

Ji Xinyan’s room became lively with the girls’ night chats.

"Lin Baici didn’t come to class today!"

Pei Fei sighed: "It’s only been a few days since school started, and he’s already skipping classes!"

"I thought Lin Baici was a good student, but it turns out, sigh!"

The short-haired girl exhaled.

"Skipping classes is normal, okay? After being repressed for three years in middle school and three years in high school, finally getting to university, isn’t it time to let loose a bit?"

Bai Jiao saw no issue with it.

"But isn’t this too early? Should at least last a month, right?"

The short-haired girl’s impression of Lin Baici dropped slightly.

"You don’t actually think that because he’s handsome, other aspects would be outstanding as well, do you?"

Bai Jiao laughed, Zhou Zhou was a bit naive.

"Eh!"

The short-haired girl, also known as Zhou Zhou, was somewhat at a loss for words.

"You need to observe someone for a while; first impressions can make you put on rose-colored glasses, leading to a distortion in judgment!"

Bai Jiao applied a facial mask.

"Ah, if he had Qian Jiahui’s kind of family background, it wouldn’t matter how he slacks off!"

Someone lamented, feeling Lin Baici was just so-so.

"Lin Baici is so handsome, if he worked harder, would there be any room for others to survive?"

Ji Xinyan chuckled.

Family background?

Lin Baici might not necessarily be less than Qian Jiahui!

"True, Oh, by the way, do you know if he signed up for any acts for the welcoming party?"

Pei Fei was curious.

"Didn’t he sing during military training? With his voice, he shouldn’t be performing any talent!"

Zhou Zhou analyzed.