Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 193 - 112: Night Stall War God, Drunken Fairy Fist_1

Chapter 193: Chapter 112: Night Stall War God, Drunken Fairy Fist_1

Ji Xinyan was wearing a pair of tight blue jeans today, which, coupled with the brown high-heeled ankle boots on her feet, really accentuated the curves of her legs and buttocks.

Her upper body was clad in a lightweight cardigan, her face adorned with exquisite makeup, and she was carrying a small bag, looking chic enough to be a magazine model.

She didn’t look at all like a freshman who had just left high school.

Not only the boys, but even the girls were sizing up Ji Xinyan, obviously planning to imitate her dress.

"It’s no problem, it’s on the way after all, and besides, classmates should help each other out!"

Ji Xinyan felt that if Huang Tao had any discernment, he should have taken off by now, but he was adamant, just refusing to leave.

Like a clingy plaster.

So annoying!

"Damn it, if you don’t leave, do you believe I’ll stick my tongue down Lin Baici’s throat right in front of you?"

Ji Xinyan was extremely annoyed, but her face still wore the smile of a sweet girl.

Since she had already picked up his stuff, Lin Baici felt it would be impolite to snatch it back; he didn’t want Ji Xinyan to misunderstand that he was afraid she would break or damage his belongings. That wouldn’t be good.

"Thank you!"

Lin Baici picked up the remaining delivery boxes.

Primarily because the alien brand laptop was rather heavy.

"Baici, for the welcome party on Friday night, are you planning to sign up for a performance?"

Ji Xinyan struck up a conversation.

"I don’t have any talents!"

Lin Baici wasn’t comfortable standing out in front of a large crowd, and it’s not like he could just go up there and recite Buddhist scriptures, right?

"Pffft!"

Huang Tao laughed and interjected, "Nowadays, even kindergarten kids have one or two talents, The Hero’s singing is freaking smooth."

"I know you can play the piano, you’re much better than my family’s Golden Retriever!"

Ji Xinyan nodded with a serious look of evaluation.

Huang Tao felt something was off about that comment, but he couldn’t pinpoint exactly what: "How about we go to the Corner of the Louvre for Western food someday? They have a piano there you can play freely. While eating, I could play for you."

Huang Tao was excited, planning to practice a bit more these days, hoping to move Ji Xinyan with a piece at that time and successfully win her over.

Oh, perhaps booking a room at the hotel in advance would be a good idea?

"Not interested, I’ve taken a liking to the erhu recently!"

Ji Xinyan declined.

"Erhu?"

Huang Tao was stunned: "Why would you like that kind of instrument? It doesn’t suit you at all. At the very least, it should be the sax, right?"

"..."

Lin Baici cringed on behalf of Huang Tao as he listened in.

Such a lowly bootlicker.

Having a low emotional quotient isn’t entirely a disadvantage— at least he couldn’t detect the subtle digs Ji Xinyan made at him in her words.

When they reached the teaching building, Lin Baici stopped: "Thank you for the help, I won’t be going back to the dorm."

"What? Don’t want your roommates to know you’re a little tycoon?"

Ji Xinyan teased.

She was quick to react. Seeing Lin Baici buying so much, she figured it must be quite valuable, and bringing it back to the dorm might attract unwanted criticism.

Huang Tao sneered, ’Tycoon, my ass. Isn’t he just being a little doggie in exchange for those things? Behind the scenes, no one knows how he’s been fawning over that Goryeo girl.’

Thinking about the Goryeo girl’s appearance, Huang Tao suddenly wanted the chance to be a dog too.

"Me, a tycoon?"

Lin Baici sighed; his bank account only had ten million, which was too little – he couldn’t even buy a mansion in the suburbs of Haijing.

"Let’s go, I’m also heading to the teaching building!"

Ji Xinyan had no intention of leaving.

Since she wasn’t leaving, Lin Baici couldn’t very well ask her to, so they entered the teaching building together.

"Find a classroom with few people!"

Lin Baici didn’t want to return to the dorm because he didn’t want to unbox his deliveries in front of his roommates; it was too eye-catching to buy so many flagship phones at once.

It’s better to keep a low profile.

As for Ji Xinyan, there was nothing he could do about running into her.

There are still students in college who study diligently.

Lin Baici walked around the second floor and found a classroom with the fewest people.

There were three studying, a couple, and one wearing headphones and watching a movie on a laptop.

Lin Baici randomly chose a spot in the last row and put his things down.

"Unboxing is one of the happiest moments in life."

Ji Xinyan sat down and showed no signs of leaving.

Huang Tao couldn’t help but wish that Lin Baici would unbox something rated 18+.

"Haha!"

Lin Baici gave a perfunctory laugh.

He used to be poor and rarely shopped online in a year.

He first opened the five phone deliveries, tidied up the boxes, and set them on the ground.

Ji Xinyan and Huang Tao were surprised as they looked at the five phone boxes.

"What are you buying all these phones for?" Huang Tao couldn’t help but blurt out, and seeing the models written on the boxes, they were all flagships: "Are you a tech blogger?"

Huang Tao suddenly felt pressured.

If Lin Baici was just handsome, Huang Tao wouldn’t have been too worried, because Ji Xinyan wasn’t a shallow appearance junkie, but if Lin Baici was also a tech blogger, that added a bit of prestige to his identity, making him more attractive.

"No!"

Lin Baici opened the box of the Huawei phone.

It looked pretty attractive.

"Then why buy so many phones?"

Huang Tao was puzzled; surely it couldn’t be because he had more money than he knew what to do with, right?

"To use them!"

Lin Baici was also surprised: "What else would I do with them?"

"..."

Huang Tao felt like he couldn’t communicate with Lin Baici anymore.

"You change phones daily?"

Ji Xinyan joked.

"No."

Lin Baici didn’t elaborate, he booted up all the phones, checked them briefly, felt they were fine, put them aside, and then started unpacking the laptop box.

Ji Xinyan casually picked up the most expensive of the five phones, an Apple product; she was testing Lin Baici.