Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 187 - 110: The College Life of God Lin, So Plain and Dull!_1

It was now noon, mealtime, and the cafeteria was almost full of students, but there were fewer people on the west side, as there was a shop selling luosi fen.

Whether it tasted good or not, I couldn’t tell, but it smelled a bit stinky.

The phone rang five times before it was picked up.

"Mom, have you eaten?"

Lin Baici bit into a steamed bun.

"I’m eating, what about you?"

Mother Lin didn’t expect Lin Baici to call her at this time and was a bit worried, "What’s up? Are you homesick?"

"I’m eating too!"

Lin Baici carefully considered what to say, "I have something to tell you!"

"Mm!"

Mother Lin put down her chopsticks.

"A few days ago, during the military training performance at school, a mad dog ran onto the field and bit several people. I was the flagbearer at the time, and I happened to have a steel pipe for the flag in my hand, so I rushed up and beat the dog to death!"

Lin Baici hadn’t finished speaking when Mother Lin interrupted him.

"Are you alright? You weren’t bitten, were you?"

Mother Lin’s voice was very urgent, filled with thick worry.

"No, I’m a big guy, it was no big deal to deal with a mad dog. Wait for your video call after work tonight, and I’ll show you I’m fine, really, don’t worry!"

Lin Baici continued to appease her and moved on to the main point, "There were reporters from Haijing TV station there too, and if the story got out, it would harm Haijing University’s reputation. Plus, I saved a student at that time, so the school awarded me with a bravery bonus."

"A total of 200,000 yuan!"

Lin Baici didn’t dare to say too large an amount, after all, killing a mad dog might get you 50,000 at most.

"You’re really okay?"

Mother Lin was still worried.

"Really, want to video call now?"

Lin Baici laughed, "Besides, do you want to check out our school’s cafeteria?"

"No need if you’re okay, it’s a waste of data!"

Mother Lin refused, as Lin Baici had always been an honest child who made his parents feel at ease.

"Mom, stop working overtime, it’s too tiring. Give me your bank card number, and I’ll transfer the money back to you!"

Lin Baici was a bit worried, what excuse would he find next time to give his mom money?

Sitting on a windfall of ten million yuan and not being able to give it directly to Mom, that’s ridiculous.

But thinking about his career, if his mom knew about it, she would probably make him quit!

"Alright, but you don’t have to give me all of it. Keep ten thousand yuan for yourself. You have to make friends at university, buy some nice clothes; you’ll need the money!"

Mother Lin didn’t have the ability to give Lin Baici much for tuition and felt guilty, worried he’d be looked down on at school for not dressing well or eating poorly.

As for not doing overtime, Mother Lin would forget about it as soon as she heard it. How else could she save money to buy her child a house and a wife?

"Stop worrying about me; I’m all good!"

Lin Baici chatted with his mom for a few more minutes and hung up the phone.

He finished the steamed bun, took a couple of sips of porridge, and then opened his messages to count the zeroes.

Do I really have eleven million now?

How can such a little bank card hold so much money?

But how to spend it?

Lin Baici had wanted to buy a GoPro sports camera and the latest flagship smartphone to record videos, but now that he no longer aimed to be an UP main, it seemed unnecessary.

Mother of God!

Used to being poor, now I don’t even know how to spend money when I have it!

Lin Baici remembered that he was breaking phones quite often recently, so he might as well buy a few extra to have on hand; after confirming that electronics placed inside the Black Tripod Bowl in God’s ruins would not break as long as they were not taken out.

No sooner had he thought it than he acted,

Lin Baici opened Jingdong and searched for smartphones.

There were too many models, some with a high cost-performance ratio, others total rip-offs.

Lin Baici didn’t understand much about smartphones, but that didn’t matter; he wasn’t short of money now, so buying the latest flagship phones seemed like the right move. If even flagship phones weren’t good, then that brand’s quality was questionable.

Online, there was always a debate over whether Android or IOS was better, so this time he’d get one from Huawei and one from Apple to do the test himself.

Lin Baici clicked to add to the shopping cart.

Next, he added the ’king of cost-efficiency’ Xiaomi, as well as phones from Blu and Green Factory, one of each.

What else?

Laptops!

Lin Baici did a search, and it seemed like the best one for gaming was an Alienware.

Mother of God!

RTX3080Ti, i7, 32G, 240Hz refresh rate, over 32,000 yuan.

That’s expensive!

Lin Baici clicked to add to the shopping cart and decided to purchase.

Right, headphones too!

Lin Baici chose a pair of Audio-Technica wireless noise-cancelling headphones, over 2,000 yuan.

That should be everything.

The total came to 75,000 yuan, not even reaching 100,000 yuan.

Lin Baici clicked to pay.

Soon, the text message from the bank arrived.

Lin Baici checked, and there was so much money in the card that spending over seventy thousand hardly seemed to make a dent.

"Am I going too far?"

It was the first time in his life that Lin Baici had spent so much money at once, and he was a little excited, a little nervous, and a bit regretful.

After all, he had lived eighteen years of frugality, and the most money he’d ever had in his pocket at one time in high school was three or four hundred yuan.

But Lin Baici quickly cast those thoughts aside.

Enjoy life while you can!

The God Hunter career is pretty dangerous, and I might just end up dead exploring some Divine Ruins. It would be a huge loss if I hadn’t eaten, played, or enjoyed life.

Also, I should hurry up and find a girlfriend.

I’ve heard that virgins don’t get to heaven.

Lin Baici had planned to go to an internet cafe to edit the audio file of the Diamond Sutra and upload it, but now there was no need.

I’ll just handle it when my computer arrives tomorrow.