Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1555 - 664: Lin Schoolmate is as strong as the War God!_2

Chapter 1555: Chapter 664: Lin Schoolmate is as strong as the War God!_2

Since Lin Baici became a God Hunter, all the taboo things he has seen have been physical objects. Just a few words like these should not be considered one, but Lin Baici still crouched down seriously, trying to find any lipstick, but soon, he heard the Pig Man Old Head’s scream and the sound of vibrations outside.

A large number of Pig-Headed Men were attacking.

Lin Baici rushed out and sprinted to the bedroom, where he saw Xia Hongyao striking down the Pig Man Old Head.

The fully unleashed High Ponytail, fierce as ever.

Swish!

The Pig Man Old Head’s head was chopped off, but the headless body continued to attack. Moreover, the head that rolled to the ground had its neck meat squirming, quickly swelling, birthing two small thin legs that ran towards the door at Gu Qingqiu, leaping up to bite her chest.

Whiz!

A Bronze Sword shot over, piercing through the pig head, pinning it to the wall not far away.

Awoo! Awoo!

The pig head continued snarling and growling like a vicious dog.

Boom!

A huge-bodied Pig-Headed Man burst into the room but after just a few steps, it suddenly flew out.

It was the Red Demon blocking the door.

"Little Linzi, you go guard the door first, I’ll handle this quickly!"

Xia Hongyao slashed continuously.

Cuts, shredded meat, arms...

The Pig Man Old Head’s body kept being sliced off but quickly healed.

Seeing how hard it was to kill the Pig Man Old Head, Gu Qingqiu immediately suggested, "Let’s get the high heels back first."

Swish!

Xia Hongyao slashed a cut on the Pig Man Old Head’s chest in the back, then approached closely, ramming into its body.

Bang!

The High Ponytail slammed the Pig Man Old Head against the wall. At the moment it reached out to choke her, Xia Hongyao quickly reached out and grabbed the high heels.

Slap!

The Pig Man Old Head grabbed Xia Hongyao’s hand, staring at her.

"This is mine!"

The Pig Man Old Head roared.

Swish!

Just as it finished speaking, Xia Hongyao chopped off its right hand.

"Catch!"

Xia Hongyao tossed the high heels to Gu Qingqiu.

The Pig Man Old Head watched the high heels, wanting to jump over and grab them back, but Xia Hongyao stabbed it through the shoulder, pinning it to the wall.

The high heels were covered with sticky saliva and some white stuff inside, utterly disgusting. Gu Qingqiu intended to study them but lost all interest.

"Alumni, use your torch to burn it!"

Gu Qingqiu shouted.

"Wouldn’t that be a waste?"

Ai Xuyue felt it was a pity.

There were many Pig-Headed Men outside, but Lin Baici was blocking the door like a War God, holding off countless enemies single-handedly. This sense of security made Ai Xuyue feel capable again.

She began to worry about the spoils.

[A pair of high heels worn by your acquaintance.]

The Eater God’s first comment made Lin Baici furrow his brow,

Acquaintance?

Who is it?

[Those trampled by these high heels will fall madly in love with the sensation, and fall in love with the shoes.]

[Kissing these shoes every time will make one’s soul quiver with ecstasy, feeling like the happiest person alive.]

This seems unrelated to the current rule contamination?

No time to think carefully, Lin Baici quickly took out the Pine Wood Torch, striking it on the ground.

Whoosh!

The torch ignited, and Lin Baici thrust it toward the high heels.

Boom!

Flames rose, followed by the scent of burning leather, very pungent.

The Pig Man Old Head saw this and frantically charged, trying to save the high heels but was firmly blocked by Xia Hongyao.

Due to being a taboo thing, the open-side black high heels burned longer than usual. Over a minute later, the flames extinguished, leaving a heap of ashes.

Gu Qingqiu’s face darkened.

The taboo thing was destroyed, but the attack of the Pig-Headed Men did not stop.

This meant that her judgment was wrong.

"Why is the contamination still there?"

Ai Xuyue was stressed, if it wasn’t these high heels, then what?

Gu Qingqiu’s frustration only lasted a moment, then she immediately rushed to the bathroom. It was the only unchecked place beside the kitchen.

Considering the Pig Man Old Head’s reaction, she felt the bathroom had the highest possibility of containing a taboo thing.

"Qingqiu, wipe off the writing on the bathroom mirror!"

Lin Baici shouted.

Gu Qingqiu entered the bathroom and saw the words written in lipstick on the mirror. She tore a brown towel from the rack and wiped the mirror.

The lipstick had dried, solidifying on the mirror.

Gu Qingqiu’s wiping only blurred the writing slightly, not removing it.

So she tried again.

Once!

Twice!

...

Gu Qingqiu put in a lot of effort, but after wiping more than a dozen times, the lipstick marks remained stubborn.

"Can’t wipe it off!"

Gu Qingqiu shouted out loud, pondering whether directly breaking the mirror might be feasible.

Wait,

If nothing else works, breaking the mirror might be the last resort, but there’s no way to try other ideas afterward.

So Gu Qingqiu rushed out.

"Don’t break the mirror!"

Lin Baici immediately shouted, having the same thought as Gu Qingqiu: try other methods first to remove those marks.

"Yueyue, go find some lipstick!"

After instructing Ai Xuyue, Gu Qingqiu asked, "Red Medicine, have you ever seen an example of a line of text causing rule pollution?"

"Huh?"

Xia Hongyao’s expression said it all.

"Let me ask in another way. Can words written with taboo things cause rule pollution?"

Gu Qingqiu glanced at Lin Baici.

Excellent!

The alumnus is as strong as a War God!

The Muscle Buddha, wearing only boxer shorts like a pervert, was at the front, with bowl-sized palms waving continuously, slapping on the Pig-Headed Men, resulting in the sound of bones fracturing and breaking.

A Pig-Headed Man fortunately charged forward, but the next moment, Lin Baici beheaded it, then grabbed the body and used it as a sandbag to throw outside, toppling over more Pig-Headed Men, leaving them sprawling.

It was thanks to Lin Baici that Gu Qingqiu had the time to think of other ways to purify rule pollution, otherwise breaking the mirror would be the only option.

Also, Lin Baici, upon hearing about finding the taboo thing, didn’t come out. Instead, he focused on studying the line of text in the bathroom, which demonstrated his calm wisdom and meticulous nature.

If I was wrong, he could still make up for it.

"Never heard of it!"

Xia Hongyao shook her head and severed the Pig Man Old Head’s arm, but a new one quickly grew out.

Annoying.

"Use blood first!"

Lin Baici and Gu Qingqiu said in unison.

"Is it the blood of this Pig-Headed BOSS?"

Xia Hongyao asked, "Do we need to capture it alive?"

"No need!"

Gu Qingqiu entered the room, soaked a towel in the blood spilled by the Pig Man Old Head on the ground, and upon returning to the bathroom, just as she was about to instruct Lin Baici to throw a Pig-Headed Man’s corpse into the fire, the alumnus had already done it.

Bang!

A body dropped in front of the bathroom.

It wasn’t large, making it convenient for Gu Qingqiu to move.

"Alumnus, teaming up with you is really so pleasant!"

Gu Qingqiu marveled.

What she thought of, Lin Baici could also think of, saving them a lot of communication energy and time.

Gu Qingqiu grabbed the Pig-Headed Man’s collar, dragging the body into the bathroom, then took the towel stained with the Pig Man Old Head’s blood and started wiping the mirror.

Wow!

The lipstick marks on the mirror immediately blurred significantly.

Gu Qingqiu’s spirits lifted,

Got it!

"Hang in there!"

Gu Qingqiu vigorously wiped at the lipstick marks, and soon the mirror was a smear of red, the original writing no longer discernible.

The Pig-Headed Men that were swarming upstairs, aiming to break into Room 1802 to kill Lin Baici, suddenly lost consciousness and collapsed.

The Pig Man Old Head let out a scream, his whole body began to expand, and then with a bang,

he exploded.

"Done!"

Xia Hongyao was delighted to have purified another rule pollution.

Now their Seventeenth Department was truly an elite team in the Security Bureau.

"So it really was those lipstick-written words that caused the rule pollution?"

Lin Baici was surprised.

"Everyone, look around, is there any lipstick!"

Gu Qingqiu was very interested in that lipstick.

"What do you think caused this rule pollution to break out?"

Ai Xuyue couldn’t understand; she had just entered the bathroom and saw the line: "You disgusting, filthy pig, go die!" Who left it?"

"God?"

Xia Hongyao speculated, this tone seemed like it was written by a God, and then this line polluted the landlord, that perverted old man, into a Pig-Headed Man.

"God? What do you mean?"

Ai Xuyue was puzzled, "Is there really a living God?"

Such urban legends shouldn’t be true, right?