Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1458 - 625: I can’t allow you to have such a handsome boyfriend, we must break up! _2

Chapter 1458: Chapter 625: I can’t allow you to have such a handsome boyfriend, we must break up! _2

"Ah?"

Tang Nan was taken aback.

"That guy left!"

Ji Xinyan pouted, Lin Baici’s behavior made her start doubting her own allure.

"No way? Is there a man who can resist your charm?"

Tang Nan didn’t believe it: "Besides, it looks like you were practically handing yourself to him, who could resist that?"

"My monitor can!"

Ji Xinyan found it quite strange as well, Lin Baici claimed he was a scumbag, yet he behaved like a saint, like Liu Xiahui reborn.

"I don’t believe it, send me a photo of your monitor, let me see if he’s a eunuch."

Tang Nan’s curiosity piqued.

Ji Xinyan trusted her bestie, so she directly picked a photo of Lin Baici from his military training days and sent it over.

In no time!

She heard her bestie’s exclamation.

"Whoa, so handsome? Photoshopped, right?"

As the saying goes, clothes make the man, while the saddle makes the horse. Most people need proper attire to show their image and taste. Like military training uniforms, everyone looks the same in a lineup, but if someone still stands out in such attire, they’re exceptionally handsome or pretty.

Lin Baici was undeniably that kind of man, with a tall figure and outstanding demeanor, naturally standing out in a crowd.

Ji Xinyan sent a few more photos over, and then heard a series of "Whoa, whoa" screams from her bestie.

"How does he compare to those two young heartthrobs you’re after?"

Ji Xinyan teased.

"We’re breaking up!"

Tang Nan snorted coldly: "I cannot allow you to have such a handsome boyfriend, we must break up!"

"Haha!"

Ji Xinyan laughed so hard she fell onto the bed, pulled over a pillow, and pounded it with her fist.

Her bestie was still so funny.

"No matter how handsome those heartthrobs are, they’re not mine, but this one is yours!"

Tang Nan was envious.

"Not yet!"

Ji Xinyan sighed.

"Are you at his place?"

Tang Nan pressed further.

"Yeah!"

There was nothing to hide about that.

"Then it’s settled, he will definitely attack you at night, remember to keep the sheets tomorrow morning. If he denies it later, just go to his house and force him to marry you!"

Tang Nan was utterly confident, fully trusting in her bestie’s charm.

"I seriously doubt it!"

Ji Xinyan reckoned there was a high probability Lin Baici wouldn’t come.

"Don’t worry, just get ready and wait!"

Tang Nan was adamant: "By the way, since you lack experience, I’ll send you a few short videos to learn from now on the spot!"

"Yes, yes!"

Ji Xinyan nodded vigorously: "Don’t send any random stuff, send classic ones where I can learn some techniques."

Very soon, Ji Xinyan received five short videos.

She put her phone on silent and opened the first one,

What kind of body is this?

So eye-popping!

Ji Xinyan felt uneasy; compared to her monitor, it was like dirt, but for the sake of gaining experience, she had to endure it.

Tea sister called herself Teacher Ji, often giving others lessons, but was actually a keyboard warrior with zero practical experience.

Ji Xinyan and her bestie talked about their recent lives and studies, gradually feeling sleepy. When she checked the time, it was already almost 11 o’clock.

"You’re not sleeping yet?"

Ji Xinyan felt like resting.

"Has the monitor arrived?"

Tang Nan immediately perked up.

"No, I’m just tired!"

Ji Xinyan yawned, the alcohol having its effect.

"Alright then, I’ll hang up first. Get some sleep now; judging by tonight, you might be pulling an all-nighter!"

Tang Nan, judging by herself, felt if it were her with a girlfriend like Ji Xinyan, she’d be eager to play cards every night.

"Bye-bye!"

Ji Xinyan hung up the phone, listened intently, hearing no noise, thought about checking what Lin Baici was doing, but felt it would be too undignified.

She couldn’t just hand herself over, right?

So she lay down, browsed Xiao Hongshu, and eventually, not knowing when, fell asleep.

...

Knock, knock! Knock, knock!

There was a knock on the door.

Ji Xinyan woke up with a start, was he coming?

But why knock if it’s a late-night visit?

You have the key!

Wait,

why is it so bright?

Ji Xinyan turned her head and saw the warm morning sunlight streaming through the floor-to-ceiling windows, spilling into the bedroom.

"..."

Ji Xinyan was momentarily confused, is it already daylight?

She looked down, lifted the blanket, and took a glance.

Damn!

Lin Baici, with such a beauty like me next to you, you left me untouched and let me sleep alone all night?

I think you’re really not a Lin, should be called Willow Xiahui instead?

Ji Xinyan incredulously grabbed her hair with both hands.

"Wake up, time to eat!"

Lin Baici shouted out.

A quarter of an hour later, Ji Xinyan, who had washed up, came downstairs to the dining room and looked at the bread, fried eggs, and hot milk on the table. She felt both angry and sweet inside.

"The ingredients aren’t complete, just make do with this!"

Lin Baici turned back with a smile.

Ji Xinyan was a bit upset at first, but seeing Lin Baici in an apron, looking like a housewife, all her frustration vanished.

She took out her phone, sneaked a few pictures, then walked over to Lin Baici’s side and kissed him on the cheek.

"Thank you!"

Ji Xinyan felt that this moment of Lin Baici making her breakfast, she would remember for a lifetime.

"What are you planning to do today?"

Even bare-faced in the morning, Ji Xinyan still looked pretty.

"I don’t know!"

Ji Xinyan glanced at Lin Baici: "How about going shopping?"

"I have plans today; I’m going to Haijing Normal University to see my childhood friend!"

Time for a little reunion, and Lin Baici also intended to reinforce the lie to his mom, with his childhood friend as the best witness.

"Shall I go with you?"

Ji Xinyan was a bit expectant.

"My childhood friend isn’t aware of my situation; seeing you might..."

Lin Baici shrugged; in Li Wei’s mind, he couldn’t possibly land a top-tier girlfriend like Ji Xinyan. Plus, if he slipped up and let his mom find out, it would be troublesome.

"Tsk, look how scared you are. Even if you bring a woman back, I’d still smile and make dinner for her!"

Ji Xinyan sat down by the dining table and started eating: "If you’re in a hurry, just go; I’ll do the dishes!"

"Then I’ll leave it to you!"

Lin Baici didn’t refuse.

A quarter of an hour later, Lin Baici drove out.

In the spacious villa, only Ji Xinyan was left. She tidied up the dining room and was about to go back to school when Tang Nan called.

"So, how was it? How did it feel?"

Tang Nan was curious and couldn’t wait to ask.

"Would you believe me if I said I slept alone all night?"

Ji Xinyan chuckled.

"I’d believe in a ghost before I believe you, Yan Yan. Do you have a mistaken perception of your allure? With those legs of yours, a pair of black stockings on, no man could resist!"

Tang Nan scoffed: "Don’t change the subject. Come on, spill the details, I want to hear everything!"

"The details are that I spent the night alone in an empty room. If you want to know how I feel, it’s like Wang Baochai living in a cold kiln for eighteen years, full of loneliness."

After last night, Ji Xinyan fully understood that Lin Baici likes her, but he respects her even more.

"Recalling those days when tears stayed dry, the embroidered ball from the colorful tower matched a good fate, the battle won served me as the head official in Tang Wang’s compensatory order..."

Ji Xinyan sang out opera-style, humming along.

...

Driving his Palamera, Lin Baici arrived near Haijing Normal University at 9:30. He didn’t stop at the school gate but at a spot a block away from the east gate on the highway.

He then strolled towards it, casually making a call to his childhood friend.

"Where are you? I’m here, come pick me up!"

Compared to Haijing Polytechnic, Haijing Normal University sure has more girls; not sure about the quality, but the quantity is quite solid.

"So fast? Wait there, I’ll be down in a moment!"

Over the phone, the sound of Li Wei getting dressed and looking for shoes could be heard.

"You’re not up yet?"

"Was waiting for you today, so I didn’t go to the library. Let me tell you, the other day I ran into the campus belle at the library. That temperament, that face, absolutely stunning."

"Chase her!"

"Me, a toad, chase her? Just asking to be laughed at."

Li Wei was self-aware: "If I can get a girlfriend before sophomore year, that’d be good enough!"

"Didn’t you say before that getting a girlfriend before graduating is good enough?"

Lin Baici teased: "Getting ambitious, huh?"

"Ambitious about what? By junior year, I’ll probably feel the pressure of job hunting; won’t there be internships in senior year? Who has the heart for dating then?"

Talking about this made Li Wei worried.

A quarter of an hour later, Lin Baici saw his childhood friend arriving on a bicycle in front of the teaching building.