Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1453 - 623: Mr. Lin, please go and rest. Let this humble wife take care of it!_2

Chapter 1453: Chapter 623: Mr. Lin, please go and rest. Let this humble wife take care of it!_2

The delivery guy was envious, wondering how long he’d have to work to save up for a down payment on the cheapest villa here.

Lin Baici set the table in the dining room, and Ji Xinyan finally finished showering. She came downstairs wearing a pink loungewear set, with a towel wrapped around her head.

"Ahem!"

Ji Xinyan coughed lightly, and when Lin Baici looked over, she spun around, "How is it? Do I look good?"

"You look great!"

Lin Baici nodded, rubbing his nose, catching a whiff of her body wash.

Smells pretty nice.

"Ugh, I’m asking if the clothes look good! How’s my taste?"

Ji Xinyan rolled her eyes at Lin Baici.

"I didn’t say you look good, did I?"

Lin Baici retorted.

Loungewear is just comfy cotton pants and a shirt, which hid Ji Xinyan’s excellent figure.

The only highlight was the open neckline, revealing a swath of pale skin.

Mmm!

She probably wasn’t wearing a bra, going commando.

"Tch!"

Ji Xinyan flipped him off. Little punk, dare you try me in a black silk mini-skirt next time, see if you don’t get tempted to death?

"Oh, by the way, someone named Tangtang called you earlier!"

Lin Baici informed her.

"Ignore her, today’s your big moving celebration, even the King of Heaven has to stand up and toast you!"

Ji Xinyan picked up her phone, "Let me serve you first!"

"Haha!"

Lin Baici laughed, "Stop being cheeky, come eat!"

Ji Xinyan walked over to Lin Baici and hugged his arm, "Here, look this way, let’s take a picture!"

"This is my first time taking a photo with another man after a shower!"

Click! Click!

Ji Xinyan struck various poses, snapping pictures happily, even pretending to pucker her lips from a distance, as if kissing Lin Baici’s cheek.

This pose brought Tea sister’s rosy lips within less than a finger’s width from Lin Baici’s left cheek.

"Aren’t you afraid your boyfriend will see these photos?"

Lin Baici teased, knowing that if he just turned his head a bit, his cheek would brush against Tea sister’s lips.

"First, I don’t have a boyfriend!"

Ji Xinyan looked at Lin Baici’s profile, "Second, even if my future boyfriend sees it, I wouldn’t care, at worst we’d break up."

"After all, a boyfriend isn’t as important as a finger of my Senior Monitor!"

"Lastly, I’m posting this on my feed right now!"

Tea sister said this while opening WeChat and starting to edit.

"Huh?"

Lin Baici raised an eyebrow, "Don’t fool around!"

"What? Scared?"

Ji Xinyan pursed her lips, "Coward!"

You missed your chance just now!

Kiss me,

is it really that hard?

"You want to not get out of bed tomorrow?"

Lin Baici crossed his arms, deliberately trying to scare Ji Xinyan.

But Tea sister wasn’t afraid, puffing out her little chest, "Bring it on!"

"Time to eat, time to eat!"

Lin Baici gave in.

He feared that if he really couldn’t control himself, he would lose this friendship.

"There’s still more delivery to come!"

Ji Xinyan posted on her feed, but in the photo, only half of Lin Baici’s body was visible, his face wasn’t showing.

Of course, she set it so her college classmates and parents couldn’t see it.

"More?"

Lin Baici was astonished; there were already ten dishes, small portions but still too much to eat.

"There’s also snacks, flowers, and a big cake!"

Ji Xinyan explained.

The phone rang, it was Tangtang calling.

As she pressed to answer, her bestie’s scream exploded in her ear like a bomb.

"What’s happening? Have you decided to start dating or just finished a fight?"

"Looks like I can’t start dating yet."

"Why not? You’re already at his house!"

Tangtang zoomed in on the photo from the feed and examined it closely, "You’re even wearing pajamas, and just took a bath!"

"That guy doesn’t get it!"

Ji Xinyan chuckled coldly.

"No way? With your face and body, even an eunuch would want to snuggle up to you, right?"

Tangtang couldn’t believe it, "Even if he didn’t get it, there’d still be desire, right? That’s instinct, not influenced by will?"

Ji Xinyan’s phone rang again, she glanced at it, it was the delivery guy.

"Let’s not talk anymore, the delivery’s here, I’ll go get it!"

Ji Xinyan hung up the call and went out for the delivery.

"Let me go!"

"No need!"

Ji Xinyan buttoned up her neckline.

No one but Lin Baici gets to see.

As the main door opened, the delivery guy was stunned to see such a beauty in loungewear, pausing for a moment before handing over the delivery.

"Thank you!"

The big cake for the celebration was undamaged, which Ji Xinyan confirmed before closing the door.

"Senior Monitor, the big cake is here!"

The delivery guy vaguely heard the female voice through the door and was once again taken aback.

Senior Monitor?

COSPLAY?

Kids nowadays, really playing with fire.

But that girl is really beautiful, he wouldn’t even dare dream of having such a girlfriend.

Ji Xinyan opened the cake and placed it on the large coffee table in the living room.

"This big? Can we finish it?"

Lin Baici thought just the cake alone would be enough for dinner.

"If we can’t eat it, we’ll have a food fight!"

Ji Xinyan was very satisfied with the cake’s design, "Beautiful, right? I’ve also ordered balloons and flowers, I’ll arrange them for added ceremony!"

"What a waste!"

Lin Baici shook his head.

Ji Xinyan glanced at Lin Baici, "My ironclad, straight Senior Monitor, girls care most about atmosphere, about ceremony, and you’re talking waste with me?"

"With this combo, I could win over half the girls at Haijing Polytechnic!"

"Those remaining aren’t uninterested, they just need more money to create bigger romances!"

Ji Xinyan refreshed her feed, replies were already coming in below.

Pink Meow: Wow, announcing you’re single now?

My Girlfriend?: Xinyan are you serious?

The Song Ends: Xinyan, you found a boyfriend? Where’s this at?

In the high school class group chat, everyone was already buzzing, and several people tagged Ji Xinyan.

"What are you spacing out for?"

Ji Xinyan glanced at the class group chat but ignored it, instructing Lin Baici, "Teacher Ji’s free mini-class is very expensive, you better take notes!"

"I’ll note your head!"

Lin Baici brought out the dishes that needed heating, "This is a microwave, right? How’s it work?"

These appliances were so advanced, Lin Baici hadn’t even seen them before, let alone used them.

"Mr. Lin, you go rest, let your humble servant manage!"

Ji Xinyan tossed her phone aside and pushed Lin Baici away, "Oh right, there’s a vinyl player there, play a saxophone piece, like ’Going Home’!"

Lin Baici found the player but had no idea how to operate it, "Help, Yan Yan, your bumpkin Senior Monitor can’t handle this!"

"Alright, alright, you go pour the red wine!"

Ji Xinyan sighed, "I figured it out, you’re meant to be a lord enjoying a lifetime of leisure!"

"Would you have me hold your hand while you go to the bathroom in the future too?"

Lin Baici raised an eyebrow, if Tea sister kept this up, tonight he might end up really ’eating’ her.

Not to mention, the soft sounds of saxophone music really set the mood.

Lin Baici stood by, watching Ji Xinyan bustle around, feeling a sudden urge to invite her to dance.

Unfortunately, he couldn’t dance!

Ji Xinyan wasn’t much for chores at home either, so she was clumsy, but Lin Baici, who knew how to cook, didn’t understand those high-tech appliances.

Ji Xinyan noticed Lin Baici’s gaze, though she didn’t say anything, her ears turned a bit red, cheeks flushing.

Damn!

Why do I suddenly feel a bit embarrassed?

Am I coming off too much as a virtuous wife right now?

I don’t even put this much effort for my dad’s meals?

This Lin Baici kid,

sure is getting pampered first.

...

Li Mengge, wearing yoga pants and a tight vest, jogged around the neighborhood at night, eyes scanning like searchlights.

Why hasn’t that dream bachelor shown up yet?

Where the hell did he go?

Passing by the building king villa in area one, Li Mengge noticed there were lights on inside.

This made Li Mengge’s spirits lift.

Has that handsome owner finally moved in?

She immediately took out her phone, reporting the news in her small group, while brainstorming a legitimate reason to visit.