Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1389 - 601 White-clad Angel, Xiang Disappears and Jade Perishes_3

Chapter 1389: Chapter 601 White-clad Angel, Xiang Disappears and Jade Perishes_3

"Useful?"

Big Sweet Sister’s heart skipped with joy.

Tang Keke didn’t even dare to breathe, hiding behind Lin Baici.

"Would you like to become one of our angels in white?"

The head nurse asked.

"Huh?"

Lin Baici roughly understood what the head nurse meant, and also guessed a way to avoid being attacked by them, but...

Wasn’t this a bit too disgusting?

Lin Baici’s gaze swept over Big Sweet Sister and Tang Keke. Honestly, he didn’t trust these two women. Helplessly, he had to handle it himself.

"Yes!"

After answering, Lin Baici didn’t wait for the head nurse to press further and put on the pink nurse dress.

The nurse dress was quite small, but fairly stretchy. Otherwise, it would have torn under Lin Baici’s figure.

By the way, he shouldn’t have to wear stockings, right?

Lin Baici liked seeing beauties wearing stockings, but the idea of himself wearing them? Absolutely unacceptable.

"Welcome to our team!"

The head nurse nodded in satisfaction, then turned her gaze toward Tang Keke and Big Sweet Sister.

"Big Cousin!"

Tang Keke clutched Lin Baici’s arm tightly.

"They’re my patients. I’ll take responsibility for watching over them!"

Lin Baici had a sudden flash of inspiration and came up with an excuse.

"Alright!"

The head nurse agreed and turned to leave.

The other nurses smiled at Lin Baici as well. One of them, wearing garter stockings, even threw him a flirtatious wink.

"They’re gone, they’re gone."

Seeing those devil-like nurses leave, Tang Keke heaved a sigh of relief. Her legs gave out completely, and she collapsed onto the ground.

"We actually survived?"

Big Sweet Sister couldn’t believe it. She turned her head and scrutinized Lin Baici. "Just who are you?"

"A God Hunter!"

"Huh?"

Tang Keke was startled. "I’ve read several posts online about Taboo Things and the God’s Ruins, but they were quickly taken down."

"You’re part of some secret organization, right?"

Tang Keke asked.

"Hmm."

Lin Baici nodded.

"Wow!"

Tang Keke exclaimed, feeling as if she’d uncovered some monumental secret of the world, a sudden rush of superiority swelling inside her.

Big Sweet Sister was more practical. "Now that those monstrous nurses aren’t attacking us, can we get out of here?"

"Probably not!"

Lin Baici speculated, "I think the key lies with either the doctor or the hospital director. Only by obtaining a discharge notice can we leave alive!"

[Exactly, that’s the proper discharge process!]

"Let’s go back to the ward first!"

Lin Baici stepped out.

Tang Keke and Big Sweet Sister followed behind him, watching the nurses. They were moving corpses and mopping up the blood splattered on the floors and walls.

"One bowl of shrimp!"

"Sate sauce!"

Tang Keke covered her mouth, afraid she’d scream. She recognized a few familiar faces — popular Bilibili content creators — now corpses being dragged away by those nurses, their hair gripped in ghastly hands.

Big Sweet Sister also saw a few familiar streamers. Once famed and glorified, they now looked like dead dogs, hauled off without mercy.

"Look, it’s that simp!"

Tang Keke pointed with her hand.

Lin Baici turned to look.

"No sign of Su Manni, and no sign of the Laughing Buddha!"

Big Sweet Sister looked around. "Could they have escaped?"

The Laughing Buddha was a clever guy. Maybe he really had managed to get away.

...

The Laughing Buddha had sprinted all the way to the first floor, bursting into the hospital lobby.

To the left, there was a line of payment windows. To the right was a glass door, wide open at the moment, allowing bright sunlight to spill onto the steps outside, dazzling and inviting.

"I did it!"

The Laughing Buddha was ecstatic and picked up his pace.

Just as he dashed out through the glass doors, about to leap onto the stairs, a flashlight spun through the air and, with a howl, smashed into the back of his head.

Bang!

The Laughing Buddha’s vision blurred as he toppled to the ground, blood gushing out and soaking his back.

Footsteps approached. A security guard hurried over.

The Laughing Buddha staggered but managed to get up shakily. Without any hesitation, the guard pulled out a stun gun, pressed it to his waist, and flipped the switch.

Crackle-crackle!

Electricity surged, causing the Laughing Buddha’s body to convulse violently before he collapsed into a heap on the ground.

Su Manni had already reached the lobby. Seeing this, she immediately retreated and hid by the stairwell.

"They didn’t see me!"

"They didn’t see me!"

Su Manni clasped her hands together in fervent prayer. Suddenly, the light around her seemed to dim. Instinctively, she looked up — only to see the security guard standing before her, expressionless, flashlight already raised.

Just as Su Manni was about to run, the flashlight came crashing down.

Bang!

Su Manni fell on the staircase.

The security guard didn’t stop.

One blow,

Then another,

With each thud, blood spattered in all directions.

After beating Su Manni to near death, the guard grabbed her by the ankles and dragged her to a bench in the hospital lobby, dumping her on top.

The Laughing Buddha received the same treatment.

Then the guard crouched down, grabbed Su Manni’s leg, and wielded the flashlight against her knee with a sickening crunch.

Bang!

Crack!

Su Manni’s kneecap shattered. She was already unconscious and could only twitch reflexively under the onslaught.

...

With so many dead, the hospital was finally silent.

Tang Keke and Big Sweet Sister huddled in the ward, their faces blank with despair.

Lin Baici had taken off the nurse dress and stood by the window, staring into the distance.

Should he go find the hospital director himself? Or wait for him to come?

He’d overheard at the nurse station that the director would make his rounds in the afternoon.

"Brother Lin!"

Big Sweet Sister approached, wrapping her arms around Lin Baici from behind.

"Call me Bai Ci, okay?"

Lin Baici was seven years younger than Song Tian, after all.

"Bai Ci, thank you!"

Song Tian pressed her cheek against Lin Baici’s back, her hands gliding over his abs. "You tired? If not, how about I help you relax a little?"