Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1381 - 598: The Gentleman, Lin Baici!_3

Chapter 1381: Chapter 598: The Gentleman, Lin Baici!_3

Lin Baici took a shower, casually washed the hospital gown, and draped it over the hanger before stepping out wearing only his underwear.

The four women, including Tang Keke, looked at Lin Baici’s strong build and muscular physique, and suddenly felt a lot safer, especially Su Manni and Big Sweet Sister, who had both seen him beat up the monstrous patients.

Just as attractive women draw men’s attention, a fit and handsome man naturally catches the gaze of women.

Lin Baici removed the bedside card and replaced it with the one from bed 6: "Big Sweet Sister, give me your hospital gown, you wear mine!"

"Wear mine instead!"

Su Manni hurried to take off her clothes.

"Wear mine!"

Tang Keke and Zhao Qing also scrambled to remove their gowns, each eager to contribute to Lin Baici.

"Stop fighting over it!"

Lin Baici put on Big Sweet Sister’s hospital gown: "I’m going out to gather intelligence!"

"Can you take me with you?"

Tang Keke pleaded.

Su Manni and the other two women gathered closer as well, clearly all wanting to tag along.

"Too many people will get us spotted. Plus, Zheng Yu Huang is already dead—aren’t you afraid?"

Lin Baici retorted.

The four women froze in place.

"Stay quiet and wait here!"

Earlier, Lin Baici had a clear plan, and even though Zheng Yu Huang insisted on following, he hadn’t refused. But this time, he decided to act based on the situation.

"First, check out the nurse station, then head to the changing room and storage areas."

Lin Baici laid out his plan while swiftly moving through the corridor, activating Guo Er Cheng Song to enhance his hearing.

Up ahead—room 1806,

A nurse was speaking, and based on footsteps, someone was about to come out.

Lin Baici immediately prepared to dodge.

[No need to hide. You’re safe for now.]

[Remember to smile!]

Eater God advised.

Lin Baici calmed down, slowed his pace, and adopted a casual air, as though stretching his legs after being bedridden for too long.

Creaaak!

The door opened.

Two nurses stepped out. The one wearing black thigh-high stockings immediately questioned Lin Baici: "What are you doing?"

"Getting fresh air, taking a walk. After staying in the hospital so long, my body feels like it’s rusting!"

Lin Baici smiled, "Ladies, you look exhausted. Is there anything I can help you with?"

"Your wristband!"

The stockings-clad nurse barked, approaching Lin Baici.

Lin Baici raised his left hand.

The stockings nurse grabbed his left hand and checked the wristband. Confirming he was a near-discharge patient, she released his hand.

"Miss, you smell great. What perfume are you wearing? I’d love to buy a bottle for my girlfriend!"

Lin Baici flattered her, "I’ll send you a bottle too!"

The stockings nurse’s eyes lit up.

Noticing the detail, Lin Baici immediately doubled down: "I’ll send you a set of cosmetics and even a banner, telling your head nurse how amazing you are!"

The stockings nurse’s eyes curved into delighted crescents: "I have an apple. Want one?"

"I’m exceptional at peeling fruit!"

Lin Baici bragged, "I can even give massages. Do you want to try?"

"Come with me to the nurse station!"

The stockings nurse, pleased with Lin Baici’s performance, treated him like one of her fawning admirers.

"Miss, you’re so beautiful. You must have tons of suitors, right?"

Lin Baici flattered her again, subtly trying to glean information.

"Our Wanwan has high standards, plus her family’s rich. Driving a Porsche—ordinary guys wouldn’t stand a chance!"

The other nurse boasted.

"What a coincidence! I drive a Porsche too!"

Lin Baici followed the stockings nurse into the nurse station, where she pulled out a rotting, moldy apple from her bag and handed it to him.

"Eat up!"

"..."

Lin Baici almost wanted to shove the apple into her mouth, but he tamped down his anger and kept a smile: "Miss, I’ll save this apple for bedtime—it’ll give me sweet dreams!"

"Sit down! I’ll massage your shoulders!"

Lin Baici accepted the apple, casually placing it aside, and began massaging the stockings nurse’s shoulders: "If the other ladies have time, I’ll massage you later too!"

Lin Baici smiled warmly, embodying the perfect gentleman.

He spoke little, focusing on listening to the nurses’ chatter to pick out useful information, occasionally dropping questions to steer the conversation.

"The director is doing rounds at 3 PM. If patients complain, we’re getting scolded and docked pay!"

"That’s why we’re so thorough when taking care of them!"

"Exactly, look at me—I’m practically worn thin!"

The nurses were visibly nervous, fearing the strict director’s repercussions.

As Lin Baici massaged one nurse’s shoulders, he thought to himself, "You’d be better off not pretending to care—your negligence is already leaving people crippled or dead. So, the director’s rounds, huh?"

Seems like he’d need to find a way to escape this hospital before then; otherwise, it’d be game over.

Ding!

The elevator door opened, and two nurses dressed in green surgical uniforms pushed out a hospital bed.

Lin Baici reacted astutely, running to open the glass door first.

The nurses were very pleased with his helpfulness.

"Which bed has space available?"

A surgical uniform nurse asked.

"Room 1803, bed 3!"

Another nurse responded.

"Take him there!"

The surgical uniform nurse began moving the bed, but Lin Baici immediately stepped up: "Miss, let me help you out!"

On the bed,

lay Elder Zhou, who had been taken away previously.

Lin Baici guessed he wasn’t dead yet, but his odds didn’t look good.

Room 1083.

Wang Xiao, along with Lin Baici, and companions like I Want Pammy, Magic Moon Illusion, and Three Punches Mom, were staying there.

They were currently distressed, brainstorming strategies, when suddenly the door creaked open, scaring them half to death.