Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1378 - 597: War God in the Toilet Starts Eating Meat

Chapter 1378: Chapter 597: War God in the Toilet Starts Eating Meat

Lin Baici entered the men’s bathroom.

This hospital’s public restroom was enormous, roughly the size of half a basketball court. On the right, there was a row of urinals—about a dozen of them.

At the moment, there were ten or so people hanging in the restroom. They hung from the ceiling like ripe gourds in summer, densely packed together.

Bang!

Lin Baici covered Su Manni’s mouth.

"Holy shit!"

Zheng Yu Huang’s legs were trembling.

If there were just one person hanging, he might not be this frightened. But with so many, it was clear they had all suffered unnatural deaths.

Lin Baici’s observational skills were more meticulous than Big Sweet Sister’s and the others. He noticed that the corpses weren’t hanging by ropes but by large intestines as thick as wrists.

That’s right—intestines.

Lin Baici saw someone he recognized, someone who had helped guide Tang Keke’s group after killing the Fishman.

At the time, there was a warrior called Three-Cut-Stream Soron who came with them.

Now, he was hanging dead.

"Lin... Brother Lin, shouldn’t we just leave?"

Big Sweet Sister was terrified.

She had played some horror games during her livestreams, but none were as eerie as this restroom.

When the wind blew through the windows, the corpses swayed lightly.

"If you’re scared, then wait outside!"

Saying that, Lin Baici stepped inside.

On the left were individual stalls—about seven or eight in total.

Lin Baici heard no movement and didn’t know which stall the patient from Bed 6 was in, so he started pushing doors open to check.

The first stall—empty!

The second stall—also empty. And someone inside hadn’t flushed the toilet, utterly neglecting basic decency.

The third stall—before Lin Baici could push open the door, a ring formed out of intestines suddenly dropped from above like a lasso, trying to ensnare him.

Lin Baici dodged sideways.

Crack!

An intestinal spear shot through the wooden door of the stall, aiming straight at Lin Baici. Meanwhile, from the gap beneath the stall door, another intestine slithered out like a venomous snake, lunging for his ankle.

"Holy shit!"

Zheng Yu Huang jumped in fright, searching around desperately for a weapon but finding nothing.

"Brother Lin!"

Su Manni backed away, ready to run at any moment.

"Watch out!"

Big Sweet Sister was empty-handed. She wanted to help but was powerless. Fear gripped her, but she didn’t retreat, believing that if she did so, Lin Baici would think less of her.

Yes!

Why should I run?

If Lin Baici dies here, I’m doomed too.

Big Sweet Sister suddenly had an epiphany.

Lin Baici figured the intestines were undoubtedly filthy and didn’t want to touch them. But with the intestinal spear closing in, he had no choice. In a flash, he extended his hand.

Bang!

Lin Baici grabbed the intestine aiming for his neck and continued charging forward.

Bam!

He slammed open the stall’s wooden door.

He needed to kill the enemy as quickly as possible!

He saw it!

A patient was sitting on the toilet, scrolling through his phone. His body leaned back as three intestines shot out of his stomach like octopus tentacles, attacking Lin Baici.

Smack!

The intestine from beneath the stall wrapped tightly around Lin Baici’s foot and suddenly yanked.

Bam!

Lin Baici was pulled to the ground, then lifted and slammed against the opposite wall.

Bang!

One of the urinals was shattered, broken into pieces.

Hiss!

Zheng Yu Huang gasped audibly.

This didn’t look like a fight they could win.

"All together!"

Big Sweet Sister yelled, "Distract the monster so Big Cousin has a chance to kill it!"

"Wait..."

Su Manni wanted to ask why they were even here fighting this monster. Was it necessary?

If not, couldn’t they retreat instead?

Before Big Sweet Sister and the others could act, the patient in Bed 6’s stomach suddenly exploded with a loud pop. Three intestines shot out, targeting Zheng Yu Huang and the others.

"Holy shit!"

Zheng Yu Huang tried to dodge but wasn’t fast enough. A large intestine coiled around his neck. Big Sweet Sister was even worse off—she didn’t react at all and was caught in its grip too.

Su Manni, being a dancer, displayed incredible reflexes and flexibility. Her agility allowed her to twist her torso and evade the attack.

But before she could make it out of the restroom, an intestine wrapped around her ankle, pulling her to the floor and dragging her back toward the stalls.

"Brother Lin, help!"

Su Manni cried out.

"Shut up!"

Lin Baici roared, punching the wall near a urinal with his right fist.

Bam!

The wall cracked like a spiderweb, and tiles fell off in a cascade.

The urinal loosened.

Lin Baici grabbed it and yanked it downward with brute force.

Crash!

Ripping the urinal off the wall, he treated it like a large brick. He swung it twice at the intestine gripping Su Manni’s leg.

The intestine snapped.

"Awesome!"

Zheng Yu Huang’s eyes nearly popped out of his head. What kind of freakish strength was that?

Whizz! Whizz!

Two more intestines shot toward Lin Baici, but he rolled away to avoid them, then hurled the urinal at the patient in Bed 6.

Bam!

The urinal slammed into the patient. Before it hit the ground, Lin Baici surged forward, grabbed the urinal again, and smashed it down relentlessly.

Bam! Bam! Bam!

One intestine twisted toward Lin Baici’s neck.

Lin Baici raised his left arm to block it, and in the next instant, the intestine coiled around his arm.

Snap!

As the intestine contracted, it couldn’t strangle Lin Baici’s neck because his arm was in the way.

"Die already!"

With his right hand, Lin Baici swung the urinal at the patient in Bed 6, hammering him over and over.

Smack! Smack! Smack!

Each strike sent splashes of blood and flesh flying.

After eight or nine hits,

The urinal was shattered, and most of the patient’s body had been reduced to pulp. His head and shoulders stuck gruesomely to the wall.

With the patient in Bed 6 dead, the intestines wrapped around everyone went limp, dropping to the floor with soft, wet thuds.

"Do you understand the significance of being the restroom War God now?"

Lin Baici spat on the ground, tossed the remains of the urinal aside, and tore the intestine off his neck.

The slimy, sticky texture felt revolting.

Lin Baici glanced at the patient’s left wrist, which bore a hand ring.

The Eater God had mentioned this item.

Lin Baici grabbed the hand ring and tried to pull it off, but it was too tight. After studying it, he realized it was single-use and could only be removed destructively.

He raised the leftover urinal fragments and smashed the patient’s left hand to pieces.

"Big Cousin, what are you doing?"

Zheng Yu Huang stood watching from outside, confused by Lin Baici’s actions. "Could that hand ring help us escape?"

"Not escape, but it might let us bypass the nurse’s inspections!"

Lin Baici explained.

"Really?"

Big Sweet Sister and the others’ eyes lit up.

Lin Baici removed the hand ring and washed it in the sink.

"Just guessing!"

He cleaned the hand ring and attempted to wear it on his left wrist, but it was still too small.

"How do you even wear this thing?"

Su Manni had just finished speaking when she saw Lin Baici’s left hand bones soften, effortlessly compressing to fit the ring.

"What is that?"

Su Manni was stunned. "Some kind of bone-softening technique?"