Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1365 - 593: Why Haven’t You All Thanked Big Cousin More? {Second Update, 11,000 Words, Asking for Monthly Passes!}_3

Chapter 1365: Chapter 593: Why Haven’t You All Thanked Big Cousin More? {Second Update, 11,000 Words, Asking for Monthly Passes!}_3

Then Lin Baici is mine!

So happy!

"Are we really going to be taken for an autopsy?"

Elder Zhou was stunned. The thought of Big Sweet Sister’s figure, that face, being dissected by a scalpel and placed in jars as specimens...

Hiss!

Elder Zhou shivered.

"Stop standing there blankly, think of something, find clues to get out of here!"

Batugel urged. Even with his burly frame, he was scared stiff by now.

But there was no choice,

No matter how much muscle, it doesn’t make for courage!

The sales director wailed, "Help me, I’m begging you all!"

No one came to help.

"If you want to live, you’d better run back to the mortuary and find the cold storage cabinet with your name on it!"

Lin Baici instructed Wang Xiao, his eyes fixed on the burning trash pile, replaying the moments after the autopsy doctor appeared — what he said and did.

"You’re up next?"

"A group should have two people!"

"Those sheets—are they some kind of list?"

Lin Baici pondered as he rummaged through the trash pile, searching for something useful.

Wang Xiao wanted to talk to Lin Baici, but seeing him deep in thought, she bit her lip and ran back, choosing to follow his advice.

A few minutes later, the sound of hurried footsteps approached from afar.

The noise grew louder.

Zheng Yu Huang immediately stood on tiptoe to look around. "The undead are here!"

"Holy shit, there’s so many!"

Elder Zhou was paralyzed with fear.

"Run!"

"Retreat! Retreat!"

"If I find out who caused this, I’m going to kill them!"

Everyone cursed while scrambling for survival.

There were too many people, and the hallway was narrow, making it inevitable for pushing and shoving to occur.

"Mr. Lin!"

Wang Xiao heard the commotion and came out from the mortuary.

"Why did you come out?!"

Lin Baici cursed, "Get back in there! Hurry, put on a corpse bag and lie in the cold storage cabinet!"

"Make sure it’s the cabinet with your name on it!"

"Quickly go!"

Wang Xiao, stunned by the shouting, turned and ran back in a panic.

Lin Baici rushed back into the mortuary, quickly slipped into a corpse bag, and hid inside a cold storage cabinet.

[The undead’s first attack will target those who don’t lie in a cold storage cabinet in time!]

[The undead’s second attack will target those in the wrong cabinet. The name on your wrist’s ID card must match the name on the cold storage cabinet’s ID card.]

[The undead’s third attack will check the people inside the cabinets. Do not open your eyes!]

Eater God’s Commentary.

"Listen carefully, if you’re dragged out by an undead, absolutely do not open your eyes, do not scream or move. You must play dead."

Lin Baici gave his final reminder and shut the cold storage cabinet.

Soon, the undead entered. Judging by the sound of their footsteps, there were many of them.

Lin Baici silently counted in his mind, using the time to review whether he had missed any clues.

As for whether he’d be dragged out by the undead, he wasn’t worried at all.

The undead don’t grab people at random; they check by heartbeats. Whoever’s heartbeat is louder, they target that cold storage cabinet. Of course, at this moment, besides Lin Baici with his strong nerves and steady breathing, practically everyone else was scared out of their minds, their hearts pounding wildly.

"Don’t pick me! Don’t pick me!"

Su Manni prayed. Suddenly, her body jolted, and with a sharp *click*, even with her eyes closed, she could sense light filtering through her eyelids—it got brighter.

"I’m done for!"

Su Manni’s heart jumped to her throat. Especially when a hand grabbed her arm—she almost screamed. But Su Manni, a trained dancer who’d performed on big stages, and more importantly, had fought multiple times over boyfriends, had developed a certain level of composure.

She couldn’t help but remember her freshman year, when her second boyfriend’s actual girlfriend ambushed her in the school cafeteria with a group of besties, dumping ink and glue all over her head.

The humiliation and awkwardness of that incident were far worse than being groped by an undead.

Are the undead’s hands disgusting?

Su Manni had heard nastier things.

From that day on, when her reputation tanked, Su Manni completely let herself go.

If love was impossible, then why not chase money instead?

You have to catch something, after all, don’t you?

Su Manni felt the undead gripping her wrist to check the name on her ID card.

After a painfully long ten seconds,

The undead released her wrist and, with a *click*, shut the cold storage cabinet again.

Darkness returned.

"I survived! I survived!"

Su Manni gasped for air as if she’d been reborn.

"Brother Lin, you’re my god!!"

Su Manni was overcome with gratitude, but moments later, her emotions sank into despair.

If only I’d known Lin Baici earlier!

If I had him back in my freshman year, I would’ve chased after him with everything I had.

But now,

He’s way out of my league!

Su Manni bit her lip, tears streaming down her face.

Why didn’t I meet the right person at the right time?

Su Manni, overwhelmed with emotion, suddenly lifted her head, smacking it into the metal plate above.

*Bang!*

The sound was loud, but fortunately, since the undead had already checked her cabinet, they didn’t react.

Zheng Yu Huang’s eyelids were pried open by two rotting fingers. He stared directly at the decaying face of an undead hovering inches from his own, inspecting him.

Zheng Yu Huang didn’t move a muscle, holding his breath.

Another undead grabbed Zheng Yu Huang’s wrist and checked the name on his ID card.

It matched.

No issues!

*Click!*

Zheng Yu Huang was pushed back into the cabinet.

"Holy shit! Holy shit! I, Zheng Yu Huang, am incredible!"

Having narrowly escaped death, Zheng Yu Huang felt a surge of excitement, as if he could break into a dance.

Ancient stories talk of Guan Yu scraping poison from his bone—now we have me, Yu Huang, locking eyes with the undead without flinching.

This tale will be brag-worthy for a lifetime.

Even when I’m dying and my life flashes before my eyes, this moment has to be included.

However, not everyone could keep their composure. Some people, when the undead grabbed their wrist to check the ID card, opened their eyes or screamed out of panic.

The undead didn’t even hesitate,

Instantly biting down!

The screams were blood-curdling, but who could save them?

Lin Baici had already explained how to survive. If they failed, they only had themselves to blame.

The undead lingered for seven or eight minutes,

Then retreated!

When the sound of footsteps completely faded, Lin Baici came out.

On the floor,

Was a corpse shredded beyond recognition.

"Brother Lin, you’re amazing!"

Su Manni came out and, spotting Lin Baici, ran over excitedly and hugged him. "You were absolutely right!"

"Haha, one of the undead even pried my eyes open. I didn’t even flinch, and I survived. Can you believe it?"

Zheng Yu Huang gloated, "Am I gutsy or what?"

"If Big Cousin hadn’t warned you earlier, you’d be dead already!"

This time, Laughing Buddha wasn’t flattering—his words carried genuine praise and gratitude.