Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 135 - 135 94 Drunken Fairy Fist Great Divine Grace get√!_2

135: Chapter 94: Drunken Fairy Fist, Great Divine Grace get√!_2 135: Chapter 94: Drunken Fairy Fist, Great Divine Grace get√!_2 [Drunken Fairy Fist, after Divine Grace Activation, your fists will cause the target to experience a drunken effect as if they’ve consumed strong liquor.]

[As long as you land enough punches, even a wine fairy couldn’t withstand it, they’d be knocked out drunk!]

[In the future, when you see a woman you like, there’s no need to court her with gifts anymore, just rush over, wallop her with a couple of punches, then carry her back home for a fun poker game!]

[Reminder, when you use Drunken Fairy Fist to beat someone for several days in a row, they will become addicted to alcohol and turn into a wine ghost, regardless of gender, age, or species.]

Lin Baici listened to Eater God’s critique on the delicacy, somewhat bemused.

Is the effect of this Divine Grace a bit too comical?

Setting aside the lethality of the Drunken Fairy Fist and whether it’s strong enough to knock out a bull, the additional effect certainly seems rather domineering.

The targets will feel as if they’ve had strong liquor, so if they’re light drinkers, wouldn’t they fall over with just one punch?

Considering this, the actual force of the punch might not even matter.

Since the damage effect depends on the target’s tolerance to alcohol, even a Dragon Level might collapse drunk in an instant.

Wouldn’t they just be like delivered takeout?

And there’s that thing about beating someone for several days straight, making them addicted to alcohol and turning them into wine ghosts, and it doesn’t even have to be a human…

Seems quite powerful.

Just not sure if this alcohol addiction can be cured.

[What are you waiting for?

Dig in!]

Eater God urged.

Lin Baici picked up a glowing orb and didn’t bother cleaning it, just stuffed it directly into his mouth.

Gu Rongjie and her group all stared at Lin Baici.

The orb was colorful, containing a faint golden ball inside emitting a gentle glow, seemingly dispelling the gloom and damp of the underground wine cellar.

This thing looked like a real treasure.

[Thank the gods for their gift]

Eater God prayed.

The orb was placed in the mouth.

Pop!

The soap bubble burst, the little golden ball melted upon contact with the tongue, feeling like drinking a warm cup of milk that flowed into the stomach.

A feeling of fullness instantly arose, making Lin Baici almost want to cry out in comfort.

It was like sitting in a warm house with the heater on full blast on a snowy winter day, after having a steaming hot pot meal.

Satisfaction, moistness, the ultimate comfort.

Suddenly, mysterious knowledge appeared in Lin Baici’s mind.

After being branded on his neurons in just a few seconds, Lin Baici grasped this knowledge.

This Divine Grace was called Drunken Fairy Fist, exactly as Eater God had described it.

As for the power of a single punch, there was still no detailed description; he had to verify it through actual combat.

“What Divine Grace is it?

How does it feel?”

Guo Zheng looked eagerly at Lin Baici, licking his lips, almost crying out of envy.

Lin Baici didn’t answer him but looked at Xia Hongyao: “You ‘eat’ one!”

“No, this is too precious!”

Xia Hongyao instantly shook her head in refusal, reasoning that if she absorbed it, the debt of gratitude would be too substantial—it wouldn’t be paid off unless she warmed Lin Baici’s bed.

“If I tell you to eat, you eat, no more nonsense!”

Lin Baici urged.

[This naturally fallen Divine Grace, if not absorbed, will crumble away and vanish into the air within a minimum of half an hour to a maximum of an hour.]

Eater God commented.

Xia Hongyao, still struggling, mainly because the indebtedness was too great, and she didn’t like to take advantage of others.

“Do you want me to feed you?”

Lin Baici asked rhetorically: “Stop being pretentious.

If you feel bad about it, block a knife for me in the future!”

“Alright, I’ll never forget this debt in my life.

In the future, I’ll block three knives for you!”

Xia Hongyao stopped being pretentious, grabbed an orb, and popped it into her mouth.

Wow!

The warm current burst pleasantly in her mouth,

Glug!

Glug!

Xia Hongyao instinctively swallowed twice.

The taste was amazing!

Xia Hongyao wiped the corner of her mouth with the back of her hand, carefully feeling the new Divine Grace acquired, and even subconsciously threw a couple of punches.

Whoosh!

Whoosh!

The sound of the air breaking was quite loud.

Xia Hongyao wrinkled her small nose and sniffed.

Her punches seemed to carry the scent of alcohol!

“Little Linzi, thank you!”

Xia Hongyao sincerely thanked: “When you get married, I’ll be your bridesmaid.

When you have kids, I’ll look after them, and if your wife doesn’t produce enough milk, they can have mine!”

“…”

Lin Baici was speechless, High Ponytail wasn’t called Force Speed Double A with intelligence D for nothing—her comments were indeed offbeat.

“God Lin, there’s one left, may I have it?”

Guo Zheng rubbed his hands together, unable to wait.

The onlookers, also pretty much understood what this was by now, showed curiosity, envy, and longing on their faces.

“Lv Yingxi, no need to be jealous, you’ll get your Divine Grace in the future!”

Lv Yingxi clenched her fists, psyching herself up.

Gu Rongjie stole a glance at Guo Zheng, knowing what she was about to say might get her in trouble, but tempted by the Divine Grace, she decided to take a risk.

“God Lin, could you give me that Divine Grace?”

Gu Rongjie stepped forward toward Lin Baici: “I swear, from now on, I’ll be your dog.

Whoever you want me to bite, I’ll bite.”

Shush!

Everyone looked over, surprised.

Wasn’t that price a bit too high?

“Damn, she’s really going all out.

No surprise there, coming from a CEO of a major entertainment company!”

Du Xin elbowed Zhou Ya: “What are you waiting for?

Go for it!”

“No chance!”

Zhou Ya shook her head.

“Even if the chance is zero, don’t give up!”

Du Xin thought to herself that Zhou Ya was naive.

Ever since they entered God’s ruins, there had been many opportunities to brown-nose Lin Baici, but she hadn’t seized any of them.