Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1341 - 587: Death Hospital, Starting in the Morgue!

Chapter 1341: Chapter 587: Death Hospital, Starting in the Morgue!

Lin Baici is currently lying down. The place where he is isn’t just pitch dark with no light, but the air is also stagnant. After breathing twice, he already feels suffocated. There’s also something like plastic pressed against his face.

It’s a bit cold!

Feels like being shut in a refrigerator.

"I’m lying inside a plastic bag?"

Lin Baici doesn’t panic. He moves his arms and legs and realizes he did indeed touch plastic. Not just that, though. Through the plastic membrane, he can feel a wall.

He stretches his hand out as far as he can and starts banging on it!

Bang bang!

The sound is metallic.

[You are one of the first-kill team members. The rewards have been issued. Please check them yourself!]

[I confirm you are a God Hunter, so in the upcoming rules pollution, you are prohibited from using any Divine Grace or Taboo things to avoid ruining everyone’s gaming experience!]

[If you use them, I’ll unleash a massive wave of monsters to attack you until you die!]

It’s the voice of the previous game administrator.

It cannot outright forbid Lin Baici from using Divine Grace, but it can promptly send monsters after him. After all, this is within its Divine Territory.

"Are you a God?"

Lin Baici asks.

"What if I say I am?"

Li Luyou counters.

Lin Baici shrugs his shoulders.

Li Luyou notices Lin Baici is calm and entirely unshaken, so it curiously asks, "You’re so young, yet you have such guts? Did you use some kind of Taboo thing to alter your appearance?"

Li Luyou recalls that the first time it revealed its true form, the God Hunter squad fled in panic, not even daring to fight.

"Heh, you call yourself a God and can’t even figure that out?"

Lin Baici mocks.

"..."

Li Luyou feels disrespected but, as a gaming enthusiast, it doesn’t retaliate viciously or kill out of spite: "I’m a reasonable God. Any conflicts or disputes we can settle through the game!"

"So you mean, if we clear your game, we can leave alive?"

Lin Baici seizes on the key point in Li Luyou’s words.

"You’re really sharp!"

The sound of clapping echoes.

"You must know the Jiuzhou Security Bureau doesn’t mess around, and Xia Hongmian herself is stationed there. Why stir up rules pollution in a bustling place like Wanda Plaza?"

Lin Baici questions with confusion: "A God, logically, should be wise, shouldn’t they?"

"Are you implying I’m an idiot?"

Li Luyou smirks: "I lost a game and wanted to vent—what’s wrong with that? As for Xia Hongmian, I’m aware of that woman, but I already have a plan to deal with her."

When Lin Baici hears this, he raises an eyebrow. This guy seems wary of Xia Hongmian, but not entirely afraid: "When I lose a game, I just slam a keyboard or mouse, maybe smash a monitor—why go to such lengths?"

"You’re making this really hard to clean up!"

Lin Baici tries to persuade this God to withdraw the rules pollution.

"It’s too late now!"

Li Luyou sighs: "What’s done is done. Quitting halfway would essentially desecrate the game!"

"I’m the type of person who, once I start playing a game—even if it’s pure trash—I’ll stick through to the end. That way, I’ll have valid reasons to go on forums and flame the developers!"

"So you’re a masochist!"

Lin Baici sneers.

"..."

Li Luyou had assumed Lin Baici would praise it for being so devoted to gaming, but instead, it gets hit with that comment—it’s almost choking with indignation.

Can’t we have a proper conversation?

"Alright, I won’t waste your time anymore. Do your best to purify this rules pollution!"

Before leaving, Li Luyou warns once more: "Don’t forget what I said. If you use Divine Grace or Taboo things, I’ll immediately send a horde of monsters to kill you!"

This comes as no surprise, especially since Lin Baici performed exceedingly well in the last game. Someone like him is too much of a cheat code, ruining the fun for everyone.

Li Luyou’s perspective is that everyone should enjoy the game, complete tasks, and admire the world’s scenery. But Lin Baici and his team just blaze through everything.

Too pragmatic!

The heartfelt and moving questlines Li Luyou painstakingly designed? These people didn’t even touch them.

It had originally hoped players would complete the quests, cry buckets over the storylines, and praise them on the forums, sparking heated discussions.

Li Luyou’s voice fades. Lin Baici feels like cursing.

A God losing a game... no need to ask, it must have been that Honor of Heroes tournament.

This is absolutely absurd.

Just losing one game and pulling all this nonsense?

Are you trying to emulate a monarch throwing a tantrum, leaving a trail of corpses?

Seriously, did the tournament organizers rig the championship or pull some shady business?

A God playing games,

and still losing?

Lin Baici wants to ask, God, why didn’t you say something earlier?

With Jiuzhou Security Bureau’s strong resources, they could hold a gaming tournament for you, inviting the world’s top professionals—it’d be no issue!

But now it’s too late to say anything.

Rules pollution directly radiated by a God—this is going to be tough, isn’t it?

While pondering, Lin Baici stretches out his hand and touches the bag wrapped around him, quickly locating a zipper at the top of his head.

Zippp!

Lin Baici yanks open the zipper and extends his arm, feeling around the surroundings.

"Damn, am I inside a coffin?"

Lin Baici mutters.

The space around him is smaller than a coffin, yet rectangular—like a drawer.

"Drawer?"

A sudden realization sparks in Lin Baici’s mind. He immediately places his palm against the metal wall above his face, then uses both hands to push upward with all his strength, while twisting and wriggling downward as best as he can.