Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1322 - 583 I’m So Envious That Big Cousin Has Four Beauties to Play Games With! (10k Word Update, Asking for Monthly Votes)_2

Chapter 1322: Chapter 583 I’m So Envious That Big Cousin Has Four Beauties to Play Games With! (10k Word Update, Asking for Monthly Votes)_2

Lin Baici curled his lips: "Didn’t you see that the two of us came on horseback?"

"Why chase after them? Just mobilize the players, kill them every time we see them."

Xia Hongyao let out a chuckle: "With the influence of our First Kill Team, there’s no need to spend money on a bounty. Just say each kill includes looting their inventory, and plenty of people will be scrambling to do it!"

Those with slower wits didn’t understand what High Ponytail meant, while those with quicker wits were already scared out of their wits.

So he’s Lin Da Hungry Man!

"Big Cousin, this beauty, I’m wrong, it was the Director who forced me to do it! He’s a leader, I had no choice!"

"I didn’t get a single Gold Coin, I’m so wronged!"

"I’ve reflected, I shouldn’t have followed him and caused trouble!"

A few people hurriedly apologized, almost crying in their rush.

Big Cousin is the top-ranked player. Except for Blackwater Mine, he’s got the first kill for all the other dungeons, making him currently the top player on the entire server.

If he puts out a bounty notice, there’s no way I could survive.

In reality, one could delete their account, change their name, and start over, but here, die once and your achievements get reset, and if you keep dying, you’ll definitely fall to the bottom.

The death of that cleaner on the first day, early morning, is still vivid in everyone’s memory.

"Mr. Lin, it’s nothing to do with me!"

Wang Xiao tried to converse with Lin Baici: "Can I not strip?"

"You were there for the meat-sharing, but now that it’s time to take the hits, you say it’s none of your business?"

Xia Hongyao scoffed.

"Actually... We made those people strip their equipment not to humiliate them, but to sell it for money."

The anchor with her arms crossed said: "I’ll give you all the Gold Coins, please don’t make us strip."

"Have you forgotten, you’re being robbed by me, everything you have is mine!"

Xia Hongyao glanced at this woman.

It was still Deng Ziyu, a bachelor, who seeing no way to escape, gritted his teeth, took off his Priest robe, and even didn’t bother to cover up with his hands.

"Hurry up and strip; today I’m Bat Xia, playing peacemaker won’t work on me!"

Xia Hongyao secretly messaged Tang Keke: Sister avenged you.

Tang Keke: Long live Sister! There’s also a guy named Brother Xi who hit my butt hard, did you strike forcefully when you killed him, Sister?

"Which one is Brother Xi?"

Xia Hongyao shouted out.

Whoosh!

Everyone turned their heads, looking towards a Holy Knight.

Brother Xi managed a smile, ready to speak, but Xia Hongyao had already charged over.

Bang bang bang, a burst of damage sent him off.

Seeing this, the dallying women got the message and quickly stripped their clothes obediently.

"Hmph!"

Xia Hongyao turned to Lin Baici: "How about we make them do a hula dance together?"

"What?"

Lin Baici was taken aback; in his eyes, High Ponytail was quite kind-hearted. Such pranks were only something a madman like Qingqiu would do.

Hearing Xia Hongyao’s words, Wang Xiao started to cry.

If that really happened,

It would leave an indelible psychological scar for life.

"Haha, I’m just kidding!"

Xia Hongyao wasn’t really interested, she was just joking: "I think these people are quite lucky. It was us they encountered. If it had been Little Qiu Qiu, they probably would’ve wished they could just kill themselves on the spot!"

Wang Xiao heaved a sigh of relief upon hearing this.

"Don’t do this kind of thing again. If I catch you next time, you won’t get off so easily!"

After issuing her warning, Xia Hongyao approached the Director: "Alright, it’s time to send you on your way!"

"Ah?"

The Director was stunned, then overwhelmed with great fear: "I... I followed your orders, didn’t I?"

"You did, but I never said that I wouldn’t kill you just because you did, did I?"

After saying that, Xia Hongyao smashed her One-Handed Hammer onto the Director’s Heavenly Spirit Cover.

Bang!

The Director’s face was split open.

Blood splattered, staining the flowers and grass, making them look even more vibrant.

Immediately, everyone was as silent as cicadas in cold weather.

Xia Hongyao opened the world channel: I’ve taken care of those who were robbing at the Thorn Valley crossroads.

"Sister Summer is mighty and domineering!"

"Thumbs up for Sister Summer!"

"Sister Summer, I love you. Could you take me on a dungeon run?"

The players immediately caused an uproar.

Great Detective Xia: I’m warning certain people, if you play the game normally - contesting treasure chests, herbs, and such, resulting in PK, that’s normal and I don’t care, but if there is robbery, bullying the weak and other such things, I will make them regret being born.

Great Detective Xia: Also, I prefer to be called Detective Xia rather than Sister Summer; it sounds better.

"Okay, Sister Summer!"

"Sister Summer, Sister Summer!"

"Sister Summer, you must be a mystery fan, right? Do you prefer orthodox detective stories or social school detective stories?"

Among the players, some were scheming, immediately planning to use the mystery hobby to get closer to Xia Hongyao.

Xia Hongyao was not interested in chatting, satisfied seeing the mastermind taken down. She summoned her Sacred war horse: "Let’s go, Little Linzi!"

The anchor watched Lin Baici intently, trying to make eye contact to build a connection, but he never even glanced at her once, leaving her both angry and disappointed.

But she thought about it, and it made sense. She might be the prettiest at the 4S store, but clearly, that wasn’t enough for someone like him.

Not to mention the college girl who came with him to the store that day, even this Xiong Da was beyond her reach.

Despite this young lady’s armor being buttoned up tight, there was a certain sacred sensuality about her, belonging to the allure of a uniform.

Wang Xiao immediately picked up the equipment on the ground and put it back on.

"So many guys couldn’t beat two people, what a bunch of losers!"