Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1315 - 581: Continuous First Kills, Infinite Grace!_2

Chapter 1315: Chapter 581: Continuous First Kills, Infinite Grace!_2

"Tsk, it’s so pretty I can barely bring myself to attack!"

Despite saying so, Xia Hongyao didn’t hold back at all when she started hacking away.

With Eater God’s premonitions, Lin Baici made no mistakes, and after five minutes of combat, the female Archbishop screamed tragically and fell dead.

A clean sweep on the first try!

Six orbs of light burst forth.

"Wow, both the Archbishop’s robes and Magic Wand dropped, Small Fish, come on, put them on and let me have a look!"

Xia Hongyao was thrilled.

Naturally, the healer’s Priest gear was given to Hua Yue Yu.

After Hua Yue Yu quickly geared up, she felt like bursting into tears.

The Archbishop’s robes looked cut to the thigh on the female BOSS, subtly revealing her long legs with each step, but on the Little Merperson...

Forget it, let’s not even go there!

The little legs just can’t take it!

"Wuu wuu wuu!"

Hua Yue Yu wanted to cry; it was too embarrassing.

"It’s actually pretty cute!"

Peanut Butter said enviously.

[Congratulations to players Lin Da Hungry Man, One Falling Leaf, Great Detective Xia, Hua Yue Yu, and Peanut Butter for slaying the Red-robed Archbishop and clearing the Cathedral of Holy Light, achieving the first kill!]

The world announcement rang out across the globe once more, with the main city firing salutes for five minutes in celebration.

"Why don’t we just farm here?"

Xia Hongyao proposed.

The environment was beautiful, and the humanoid monsters were all pretty. Even their deaths were a sight to behold, so there was no reason not to farm here.

"Mhm mhm!"

Peanut Butter nodded eagerly, wanting to get an Archbishop’s dress for herself because it was simply too beautiful.

"Then let’s clear the Troll Tribe for the first kill and come back!"

Gu Qingqiu actually wanted to pick an easier dungeon to speedrun, but it seemed like everyone had already decided on the Cathedral.

While riding the Gryphon to the Sands of Time map where the Troll Tribe was located, Peanut Butter received a private message from Tang Keke and the others.

Tang Keke: Wuu wuu wuu, two first kills, I’m so jealous I could explode.

Peanut Butter: Then let me stitch you back together!

Tang Keke: Quick, tell me you guys aren’t on your way to the next dungeon. Otherwise, I’m really going to lose it.

Peanut Butter: Go ahead and lose it. I’ll take care of you in your old age!

Tang Keke: Seriously going, huh!

Peanut Butter: Can’t help it, how can we not when Big Cousin and Sister Autumn are so strong! Let me tell you, level up fast and when you can enter the Cathedral of Holy Light, hurry over.

Peanut Butter: This dungeon is just too beautiful.

Lover of Satay Sauce: You’re so fierce, feels like we can’t even be friends anymore, let’s cut ties!

Peanut Butter: Hehe!

Bowl of Shrimp: If you guys have any leftover equipment, remember your bro Shrimp, please do me the favor.

An emoji of someone kneeling down in worship.

Peanut Butter, who usually had a moderate status in social circles, found herself bombarded by the likes of Shrimp and Satay Sauce, UP masters with millions of fans, reaching out to her.

Just like that, her status peaked.

It’s a pity that this glory was built on the foundation laid by Big Cousin and others.

Peanut Butter understood that once she left, she’d go back to being just another face in the crowd.

They’ve arrived at the Troll Tribe, within a dilapidated city.

The monsters in this dungeon were all Trolls, a race known for their witchcraft and herbalism, hence Wizards and witch doctors were particularly abundant among them, and these monsters were all of the magical type.

In the midst of battle, some players were transformed into frogs, lizards, and even giant mushrooms!

The game experience was truly terrible.

The whole dungeon also reeked of a strange and pungent scent from brewing herbs, incredibly foul-smelling.

Peanut Butter was the first to lose it; after defeating the first BOSS,

She vomited everywhere.

The dungeon had six BOSSes, quite a few.

Before the fourth BOSS, there was an especially challenging gauntlet where they had to continue slaying a hundred Trolls.

The fifth BOSS was hidden, a three-headed lizard Dragon, which would only appear after defeating seven waves of minions within a set time limit.

After the five of them killed the final BOSS, they quickly distributed the loot and left.

[Congratulations to players Lin Da Hungry Man, One Falling Leaf, Great Detective Xia, Hua Yue Yu, and Peanut Butter for slaying the Troll Chieftain, clearing the Troll Tribe, and achieving the first kill!]

At 8:30 p.m., the announcement of the first kill popped up forcefully in front of every player.

The salutes in the main city sounded once more.

Because it was evening, the colorful fireworks bloomed in the night sky, astonishingly beautiful, especially in the main city with its even greater variety and splendor of fireworks.

Many players stopped to look up at the starry sky,

Enjoying the beauty of the moment.

The world channel grew noisy once again.

"Are you even leaving us a way to live? Three first kills in half a day, isn’t that a bit too much?"

"Big Cousin, Sister Fish, leave us a little soup, will ya?"

"Big Cousin, are you in need of a daughter? If you are, I’ll start calling you ’daddy’ right now. No need for money, just take me through a dungeon for a first kill!"

"Damn, you still want the first kill? Such greed. Just having Big Cousin take me through a run is enough. From then on, he’d be my foster father, and I’d bring him lavish gifts every festival!"

It was chaos on the world channel. With Lin Baici so strong, everyone was a bit envious, but more so admiring and hopeful.

With such show-stopping powerhouses around, any trouble that arose would likely fall on their shoulders first.

Big Sweet Sister: Big Cousin, don’t forget to take your Sister on a run, I’m withering waiting here.

Big Sweet Sister watched the third world announcement with genuine envy.

Lin Da Hungry Man: Come to the Cathedral of Holy Light.

Big Sweet Sister: I knew Big Cousin cared for me the most. Do you want to see a dance? The kind that the Goryeo host does, I know it too!

Big Sweet Sister: Which outfit I should wear, you can pick!