Deities Are All Just My Food -
Chapter 1295 - 576: God, right? I’ll eat you raw in a bit!
Chapter 1295: Chapter 576: God, right? I’ll eat you raw in a bit!
The floor of Wanda Plaza was pristine white, and from a bird’s-eye view, the janitor’s corpse lying on it looked like a tiny, insignificant louse.
Hua Yue Yu instinctively grabbed Lin Baici’s hand.
"Don’t be scared!"
Lin Baici patted Hua Yue Yu’s arm.
A god, huh?
Just wait, The Hungry God will devour you!
I’ll eat you raw in a bit!
[Every day at midnight, one execution will be carried out!]
[Please pay special attention, only the top 10% of players on the final achievement leaderboard after you clear the game can survive, the rest are at risk of being eradicated!]
[Please, players, take this game seriously!]
The administrator announced once again.
After waiting a few minutes, the world channel became noisy.
"Did he really die this time?"
"Could it be some kind of Photoshop technique?"
"Dude, you freaking got thrown into this game and you’re still saying it’s Photoshop? How big is your heart?"
"It must be the pollution caused by Taboo things, I’ve seen it discussed on foreign forums before, but the posts were quickly deleted!"
Players heatedly discussed, and secretly, everyone began to try harder because no one wanted to die.
"Let’s continue, let’s level up fast, clear the Dark Temple, and purify this pollution!"
Hua Yue Yu urged.
"Hold on!"
Gu Qingqiu intervened: "We need to prepare for the upcoming challenges!"
"What are you planning to do?"
High Ponytail asked curiously.
"Small Fish, using your fame, post an announcement selling the speedrun strategy for the wild boar dungeon, twenty Gold Coins."
Gu Qingqiu instructed: "Once we reach a hundred copies, distribute them collectively."
"Three days at the latest, if it’s not up to a hundred copies, full refund!"
Hua Yue Yu furrowed her brows: "Twenty Gold Coins is no small amount!"
She had managed to save up only eleven.
"One person might not have enough, but what if five people chip in together?"
Gu Qingqiu smiled: "Add another line, saying those who buy the strategy now will get priority access to other dungeon strategies and to team up with Seventh Star later!"
"If you add these two conditions, it’ll definitely work!"
Hua Yue Yu opened the world channel and immediately began sending messages.
She was already famous, and with the previous first kills and TV appearance, her fame had increased, so as soon as she posted, everyone saw it.
"Twenty Gold Coins? Isn’t that too expensive?"
"Sister Fish, didn’t expect you to be so greedy!"
"Twenty Gold Coins and still so miserable? Shouldn’t you rethink whether you’re just not trying hard enough to kill monsters?"
Some players ridiculed Hua Yue Yu, while others defended her, sparking a heated argument.
Hua Yue Yu began receiving private messages inquiring about the details of the strategy and the payment methods.
"Either face-to-face delivery or by mail are options!"
Hua Yue Yu copied and pasted, responding to each one.
"Little Qiu Qiu, you worry too much; these hundred copies will definitely sell!"
Hua Yue Yu counted, and in less than ten minutes, over forty copies had already been sold.
"You saw that woman being eradicated just now; think they’re not scared?"
Gu Qingqiu chuckled, "And look at the leaderboards; we four are already in the top tier, which is the most convincing proof of our strategy’s effectiveness!"
"Right, not asking them for fifty Gold Coins is already Sister Autumn being kind!"
Peanut Butter chimed in, feeling very blessed.
Not needing to spend on strategies and still gaining experience with the team was just too enjoyable!
She was only level 17 before and now had reached level 21, in the same league as Wo Kun Ge and Three-blade Slashing God.
Hua Yue Yu: This time, players who pay will have priority access to strategies for other dungeons.
"Damn, you guys are really confident!"
"Shut up, do you have a first kill to show?"
"Jealous, huh? Why not you make a world announcement too so everybody can see?"
It had to be said, Sister Fish’s fans were fiercely protective.
Hua Yue Yu: Players who pay will also have priority to team up with our group.
With that statement, the channel went haywire.
"You should have said it earlier, twenty Gold Coins, right? I’ll give twenty-five!"
"I’ll offer thirty!"
"Take me on a run, and I’ll be your loyal servant!"
Compared to clearing levels, players cared more about this.
So, Hua Yue Yu received a large number of private messages in just a few minutes.
"A hundred copies are enough!"
Little Merperson was very happy.
"Let’s run a dungeon first, and we’ll talk later!"
Gu Qingqiu entered the game.
The team settled on a Dual-Sorcerer Lineup, the most efficient setup.
This run lasted until six in the morning, and Peanut Butter couldn’t keep up, making frequent mistakes.
"After this run, we’ll switch out!"
Gu Qingqiu was merciless.
"I... I’m sorry!"
Peanut Butter yawned, feeling very sorry. Although she often stayed up late, she didn’t pull all-nighters. Playing for so long had also exhausted her.
"After this run, let’s do some quests and refresh our minds!"
Xia Hongyao wasn’t tired, but she was annoyed and also wanted to explore this world.
After all, it’s a rare opportunity!
"Fine."
Gu Qingqiu was indifferent.
After everyone finished the dungeon, except for Peanut Butter, Lin Baici and the other four almost reached level 30 and had upgraded half their equipment.
Having farmed the Boar Plains for so long, any equipment that could drop did so numerous times.
"I’m going to Harvest City to do quests!"
Lin Baici said goodbye.
"Hungry Brother, I will accompany you and heal you!"
Tang Keke followed.
"No need, go and rest!"
Lin Baici refused, and he went to the nearest town, spending five silver coins to get on a four-wheel horse carriage to Harvest City.
Fifteen minutes later, a grand Western castle appeared on the horizon.
"It’s beautiful!"
Lin Baici exclaimed.
The horse hooves clattered crisply on the stone bridge over the moat.
In Harvest City, the streets were bustling, and the cries of vendors were incessant.
Silent Lamb Potion Shop, Blackbeard Leather Goods Shop, Storm Giant Weapon Shop...
Those eye-catching signs fully exhibited the Western fantasy style of Dragon and Magic.
Lin Baici saw a mercenary guild, entered, and after making a round, learned it was for posting quests.
The shopkeeper was an elf with long ears,
very pretty, wearing a low-cut V-neck dress.
Lin Baici went to the barracks and found the Knight Commander, a middle-aged man, and handed him a letter from the sheriff of Flash Gold Town.
"A friend of Hal, no worries, I’ll take care of you!"
The Commander looked at Lin Baici: "But before I assign you any work, I need to see your capabilities. There’s a group of bandits lately, occupying the mines in the Sentry Territory, go and scout it out. If you could bring back a few Human Heads, that would be even better!"
[This is a prerequisite task for the Blackwater Mine dungeon, stinky and lengthy, not worth doing.]
[Suggestion: Check out the sewers in the main city!]
"Commander, do you have a map of this city?"
Lin Baici asked.
"Yes!"
The Commander held up a finger.
Lin Baici understood immediately, handing over a Gold Coin.
"Why do you need this?"
The Commander handed Lin Baici a roll of parchment.
Since Harvest City is at the rear of the Human realms, even if Beast Men grew wings, they couldn’t fly here, so the Commander wasn’t worried about the map being leaked.
"Thank you!"
Lin Baici left the barracks. Following the map on the parchment, he found the entrance to the sewer.
As soon as he entered, a foul smell assaulted his nostrils!
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