Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1291 - 575: Is This What It Feels Like to Cling to a Super Thigh?

Chapter 1291: Chapter 575: Is This What It Feels Like to Cling to a Super Thigh?

"Dude, what does ’wiped’ mean?"

"Stupid, ’wiped’ means the whole team got wiped out!"

"No shit, I know it means a team wipe. But when we first entered the game, didn’t that person say? If you die in the game, you die in real life!"

Players began to argue noisily, and the messages in the world channel refreshed as quickly as a waterfall.

"Are they fooling us?"

"Fuck, stop sending messages, let ’Thick Stick Bro’ speak!"

"Shut up, or I’ll report you all!"

The word ’report’ still carries quite a deterrent, and everyone indeed wants to know why character death didn’t mean the player died.

"I don’t know either. We really did get wiped, and then when we woke up, we found ourselves in a graveyard. I asked the GM, and it said it was just to scare us, but our achievement points have been reset!"

Thick Stick Bro explained.

Such intelligence isn’t of much value to keep hidden. Just ask the GM, and you should know. Plus, if you don’t speak up and show goodwill, I guess Lin Da Hungry Man wouldn’t tell the reason either.

"Fuck, that’s such a sick sense of humor."

"Yeah, and now there are so few melee fighters, especially tanks like warriors; they are like giant pandas!"

"You can’t say that. Having your achievements reset means you’re definitely at the bottom of the achievement board now. It’s hard to catch up. And if you’re the last one, aren’t you as good as dead?"

"Didn’t you forget about PK? You can kill other players, right?"

At this sentence, the entire channel went quiet again.

Cangtian Song was also watching the world channel. He really wanted to tell everyone that Lin Da Hungry Man had killed him, but after typing the message, he deleted it.

Offending a god-like player who got the first kill, could he still have good days ahead?

Let’s see how things go first!

"Big Shot, how did you guys take down the last BOSS?"

Thick Stick Bro humbly asked for advice.

All players wanted to know because they would also face that BOSS sooner or later, so they started to copy and paste the question.

...

"Red Medicine, explain it!"

Lin Baici couldn’t be bothered with this stuff.

"What?"

Big Sweet Sister thought, such a high-profile task, you don’t do it, but leave it to me?

"You are the leader of Seventh Star, you should speak on our behalf!"

Lin Baici teased High Ponytail.

"Then... then can I really speak?"

Xia Hongyao didn’t really care about this kind of thing, but Lin Baici’s words, you’re the leader resounded with her.

"Go on, speak!"

Hua Yue Yu thought High Ponytail was really interesting.

Great Detective Xia: That last Great Wizard, you have to bring three slaves to fight!

This ID was mentioned in the recent first kill announcement, so as soon as this message was sent, everyone started to dig deeper.

"Slaves? Where do you get them?"

"At the third BOSS, there are three slaves locked in cages. Aren’t they the ones?"

"These three are the BOSS’s henchmen, right? We once failed to interrupt, which let the BOSS release one of them, and then we killed it."

There were more than a dozen teams that entered the Wild Boar instance before Lin Baici’s five-player group, who wiped several times. But for secrecy’s sake, they didn’t reveal any information. Now they all started talking.

Great Detective Xia: You can’t kill those three slaves; you have to control them. When the BOSS dies, talk to them, and they’ll follow you to fight the Great Wizard!

As a God Hunter, helping ordinary people survive is the right thing to do.

"Fuck, that’s so tricky?"

"If we had known we had to do this, we would’ve gotten the first kill!"

"Thanks, Great Detective Xia, we just reached this part. If it weren’t for you, we would’ve also faced a wipe!"

Some were shocked at the game designer’s cunning, some regretted, and those in the instance started to thank Xia Hongyao’s group for their generous and selfless strategy sharing.

Soon enough, the messages of thanks formed a queue and flooded the channel.

"So that’s how it is!"

Wo Kun Ge had an epiphany.

"These five people are pretty generous!"

Attack Speed Shoes Lover remarked, if it was her who got the first kill, she definitely wouldn’t easily share such a secret without a trade of gold coins or equipment.

"Sister Fish and Big Sweet Sister are probably just for show; the key lies with Lin Da Hungry Man, Great Detective Xia, and this A Smile Topples Autumn!"

Durian Too Expensive analyzed: "Although I hate to admit it, their level is probably higher than ours!"

"Is that warrior and Holy Knight an athlete, armed police, or a soldier?"

Wo Kun Ge speculated.

This game doesn’t have a stamina value, but as the instance progress, Kun Ge could distinctly feel tiredness.

For instance, fighting the Ogre Merchant Boss, because you also have to kill three slaves, the difficulty of operation is particularly high. At the end, he was as exhausted as a dog.

That’s because, in reality, Kun Ge is a homebody with poor physical strength.

...

"Time to distribute equipment!"

Lin Baici shouted: "Who wants what, speak up!"

The Great Wizard dropped five pieces of loot.

A purple two-handed Magic Wand, the one used by the BOSS, directly adds 30 intelligence, which translates to 1200 Mana Value, enabling casting two more Blizzards. Moreover, there’s a chance to bounce a Magic Shield when attacked by players, absorbing several thousand damage.

Super top-notch.

"I’ll take the Magic Wand, then I won’t run out of mana while pulling mobs!"

Gu Qingqiu did not hesitate.

A robe with also great Attributes, just a pity it’s more suitable for a Demon Summoner, so it was also given to Gu Qingqiu.

A skull pendant that increases stamina, Lin Baici took it.

The remaining two pieces, a Skill Book that allows mages to cast Ice Spear Technique instantly, and an earring that can release a Lightning Chain, with a maximum of hitting eight targets.