Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 122 - 122 91 Thanks to the Gifts of Nature!

122: Chapter 91: Thanks to the Gifts of Nature!

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[Subscribe Please]_3 When Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara was practicing the profound Prajna Paramita, he illuminated the five aggregates and saw that they were all empty, and he crossed beyond all suffering and difficulty,

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To increase his persuasiveness as a monk, Lin Baici recited in Sanskrit and even activated the Divine Grace Sanskrit Buddha Sound; his voice immediately became ethereal, melodious, and profound, as if a high monk were preaching.

Resolving the myriad tribulations of the world, transforming the countless sufferings of life.

The head eunuch wasn’t interested in the Buddhist scriptures and was about to tell Lin Baici to shut up, but after hearing a few of the Buddha’s sounds, he didn’t speak anymore, standing there, listening quietly.

Xia Hongyao and Hua Yue Yu had been worried about Lin Baici’s safety and were afraid that his belongings would be confiscated by the head eunuch, but upon hearing the chanting, their minds immediately calmed down.

The others were much the same.

Having been plunged into God’s ruins and continuously encountering death, everyone was terrified to the point of near mental breakdown, but now, hearing Lin Baici’s chanting, their wounded souls felt as if gently caressed by a mother’s tender hand, with all exhaustion and scars dissipating.

The Heart Sutra is not long, totaling 260 characters, and Lin Baici recited it quickly.

“Amitabha Buddha!”

Imitating Muscle Buddha, Lin Baici recited the Buddha’s name and bowed in a gesture, so flawless in the details that he perfectly resembled a master of profound Buddhist law.

“Amitabha Buddha!”

The head eunuch instinctively responded.

“Take them to bathe and change clothes!”

The head eunuch instructed the Blue Hat Eunuch, no longer confiscating other people’s belongings.

“Handled!”

Lin Baici quietly sighed in relief.

Fortunately, the begging bowl was simple and unadorned, with just a golden rim at the bottom and the rim of the bowl, mostly jet black, and looking more like a metal band.

If it had been glistening with gold or as extravagantly splendid as Tang Monk’s purple-golden bowl, it definitely wouldn’t have been spared.

Of course, Lin Baici’s chanting also played a significant role.

“Follow me!”

The Blue Hat Eunuch led the way to the baths.

Everyone followed.

Tang Zhiqian and the young man with the ear stud were left behind, as they were to be sent for purification.

If it had been before, they would have been in constant anxiety and torment, knowing that they would face the knife, but now, after hearing Lin Baici’s chanting, they were quite composed.

What joy is there in life, what suffering in death?

Bring on the knife, cut the root of this vexation!

Amitabha Buddha.

Tang Zhiqian felt like a master who had seen through the world’s illusions, one who could burn at least a hundred Shariputra after his passing.

Xia Hongyao and Guo Zheng were God Hunters with strong mental fortitude, so the Mantra Buddha Resound had less of an impact on them.

After walking about thirty meters, Guo Zheng snapped out of it.

“Damn, Divine Grace again?”

Shocked, Guo Zheng gazed at Lin Baici, his expression a mix of stupor and intense envy, “Brother Lin, how many types of Divine Grace do you actually know?”

“The Buddha said not to speak of it.”

Lin Baici smiled slightly.

“…”

If envy could be turned into lemonade, then the juice squeezed from Guo Zheng could fill an entire West Lake.

“My eye for talent is absolutely amazing!”

Xia Hongyao slapped Lin Baici’s back with a smile, feeling honored by association.

No way,

When I go back this time, I’ll have a showdown with my sister.

If I lose Little Linzi, I’ll regret it for a lifetime.

If it comes to it, I won’t be a Jiuzhou Dragon Guard anymore.

I’ll be a wild God Hunter with Little Lin.

The eunuch with the blue hat led everyone into a bathhouse.

“Men this way, women that way, hurry up, take off your clothes and go bathe, don’t keep the head eunuch waiting!”

The sharp voice of the Blue Hat Eunuch urged.

The bathhouse had two rooms, each with a curtain at the entrance, with the characters for ‘male’ and ‘female’ respectively written in seal script.

Here is where the eunuchs and maids bathed.

They wouldn’t dare serve the king and nobles while dirty and grimy.

“Red Medicine!”

Lin Baici was concerned.

“Don’t worry, leave it to me!”

High Ponytail gave a thumbs up and followed a maid into the women’s bath.

Lin Baici and the others entered the men’s bath upon the Blue Hat Eunuch’s urging.

“Quick, take off your clothes!”

The Blue Hat Eunuch covered his nose with his sleeve, a look of disgust on his face as if the odors on Lin Baici and the others were filthy and stinking, contaminating his presence.

With no other choice, everyone complied, stripping down in no time.

“Go bathe!”

The Blue Hat Eunuch waved his hand, urging them to quickly go inside, but as Lin Baici, holding his pack, was about to enter, he was stopped.

“Why are you still holding that thing?”

The Blue Hat Eunuch reprimanded, “Throw it away quickly!”

“…”

Lin Baici hadn’t expected this little twist, but he was prepared.

Guo Zheng was now relieved; having lost his Leg of Giant Locust, he had felt unbalanced.

Seeing Lin Baici in trouble was immensely satisfying, and no matter how you looked at it, Lin Baici seemed to have more—and more valuable—Taboo things than him.

“Somebody, take all these worn-out clothes and burn them; watch out for fleas running around!”

The Blue Hat Eunuch ordered.

Eunuchs came in and immediately took away the clothing of Lin Baici and the others.

“Brother Lin, don’t lose sight of the bigger picture; give it to them for now, we’ll find a way to get it back later!”

Guo Zheng consoled.

Lin Baici shot Guo Zheng a glance, then suddenly approached the Blue Hat Eunuch, reaching his hand into the sleeve of his robe.

“What are you doing…”

The Blue Hat Eunuch jumped, yelped, and staggered back a step, about to call in the guards, but then suddenly stopped talking.

A strange expression appeared on his face, which then turned to delight.

“This bowl is my eating utensil, how about I keep it?”

Lin Baici suggested, then reached into his backpack again, grabbed a handful of knife coins, gold nuggets, and turtle shells, and stuffed them into the Blue Hat Eunuch’s sleeve.