Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1218 - 559: A Red-Faced Confidant, Pollution Approaches_3

Chapter 1218: Chapter 559: A Red-Faced Confidant, Pollution Approaches_3

And don’t get me started on bars, with their crowds and chatter, WeChat groups, friend circles, photos, and small videos—it was all over the place in no time. Those in the car circles certainly got wind of it too.

"Yesterday’s car accident hit the trending searches!"

Zhao Qing pulled out her phone, checked out the top news of the day on Toutiao, and the first local news from Haijing was about the car accident, which had already accumulated over a million clicks and tens of thousands of comments.

All kinds of things were said.

The sales director almost choked on his own blood, nearly spitting it out.

With customers like these, who clearly adored AMG and showed up at the dealership the next morning ostensibly to buy another one, it was clear they were intent on a purchase—until his staff managed to piss them off and chase them away.

There goes a done deal!

Zhao Qing struggled to hold it in and managed not to burst into laughter.

It’s not that I’m too strong, it turns out my enemies are just too pathetic.

Deng Ziyu came along; she still needed this job to make a living and didn’t dare to duck out.

"Apologize to the two guests!"

The sales director barked.

"I’m sorry, it was my fault!"

Deng Ziyu bowed her head.

Now she regretted it too.

Indeed, she had let a sure deal slip through her fingers.

It wasn’t that she had bad luck; it was that Lady Luck practically shoved the meal into her mouth, but she spat it right out.

Judging by the character of these two, the cars they’d buy would definitely be over a million.

She could’ve met her sales quota for the month in one go.

Wang Xiao was serving drinks and desserts on a tray, sizing up Lin Baici, wanting to snap a photo and post it on Xiao Hongshu, probably able to pull in quite a stream of traffic.

Especially the looks of this couple; they could debut on the spot.

"You don’t have to apologize, you didn’t do anything wrong!"

Lin Baici really wasn’t angry; as a God Hunter, why would he bother with such trifles? If Tea sister hadn’t insisted on looking around, he would have gone back to find Gu Qingqiu for a salary certificate.

"Which car would you like to see?"

The sales director tried to smooth things over. Whether Lin Baici bought a car or not wasn’t important; the important thing was to soothe their feelings to prevent them from badmouthing the dealership in the future.

"That AMG GLE 53, but forget it, I’m afraid I might dirty it while test sitting!"

Ji Xinyan shrugged and turned to hook her arm around Lin Baici’s, "Let’s go, it’s boring."

The sales director escorted the two out, watching them drive away in their own luxury cars, one per person.

Snap! Snap!

Wang Xiao quickly snapped away with her phone on the sly.

Are they really this photogenic?

Wang Xiao picked a few snaps, posted on Xiao Hongshu, and then realized the guy was even handsomer than those Photoshopped young idols.

"Deng Ziyu, do you know why I told you not to live stream anymore?"

The sales director inquired.

Deng Ziyu kept silent.

"You’re too arrogant. Those subtle movements all reek of arrogance. You’re in the service industry, you know? Of course, I’m not asking you to grovel, but you lack amiability. Whenever you judge by your experience or intuition that they can’t afford a car, you reveal that condescending look!"

The sales director gestured for Deng Ziyu to observe their live stream host consultant: "Look at how she live streams. How many in the live room can actually afford a Mercedes? Yet she’s still very enthusiastic, proactively replying, explaining. And you?"

"Your perfunctory attitude is obvious to anyone!"

"Your bonus for this month will be docked. Think about it!"

The sales director walked away.

Deng Ziyu looked frustrated and distress.

...

Lin Baici wasn’t in the car. Ji Xinyan wasn’t in the mood for a drive and went straight back to Haijing Polytechnic, where they parked the cars not far from the back gate, by the curb.

"I’ll leave the license plate registration to you!"

Lin Baici instructed.

"No problem!"

Getting a car plate in Haijing wasn’t easy due to the lottery system, but Lin Baici could get two directly. That kind of power was somewhat impressive. "By the way, an uncle my dad knows got me a school entry permit, but as a student, it’s not great to always park at school. I plan to rent a spot in the nearby community."

"What about you? Want to share one?"

"No need!"

Lin Baici declined; he would either park his car in the villa’s garage or at Gu Qingxiang’s.

"Fine, then sort it out yourself!"

Ji Xinyan wasn’t insistent.

Upon entering the school, Lin Baici and Tea sister parted ways: "You go to class; I need to find an alumni for something!"

Lin Baici left swiftly, while Ji Xinyan looked distracted, staring at where Lin Baici had disappeared until she suddenly turned around and headed back to where they parked.

Gorgeous!

And it’s a gift from her boyfriend!

Blessed!

Ji Xinyan took out her phone and snapped pictures of the X5 from various angles before posting on Xiao Hongshu.

She didn’t dare share it on her friend circle because she had too many relatives and friends added—it’s too much hassle to block them, and if her parents caught wind, she’d be nagged forever.

After all, it’s a luxury car worth over 800 thousand.

Wait a second,

Why did I accept such an expensive gift from the Senior Monitor?

Ji Xinyan clasped her hands to her head, her face a mask of shock. She always reciprocated any gifts from male friends with something of equal value, but this kind of freeloading was a first for her.

What to do?

Maybe I should package myself up and send it over to him?

Ji Xinyan opened up a group chat with just three besties, recorded a 15-second video, and sent it out.

Yan Yan: @Pink Meow, @Jumping Candy, isn’t it pretty?

Whoosh!

A message came in.

Pink Meow: Wow, a BMW X5, your dream CAR, did your dad finally buy it for you?

Jumping Candy: Little Yan Yan, can I be your stepmom?

Ji Xinyan first sent a middle finger emoji, then teased.

Yan Yan: If I said a friend gave it to me, would you believe it?

Pink Meow: Guys nowadays are cunning. They’d even go Dutch for a meal, who would give you such an expensive car?