Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1199 - 555: Teacher Ji’s Experience Class!_2

Chapter 1199: Chapter 555: Teacher Ji’s Experience Class!_2

Lin Baici took a sip of alcohol.

"Come on, all talk no action!"

Ji Xinyan despised, then as if he had discovered something new, his face looked shocked: "Class leader, don’t tell me you can’t do it?"

"..."

Lin Baici gave Tea sister a side-eye, really wanting to tell her, you haven’t seen Hua Yue Yu covering her mouth, crying and saying she can’t do it anymore, right?

That day, if I hadn’t shown mercy, Little Merperson would have turned into dried fish.

A young man in a black suit leaned in, wearing gold glasses and looking very refined, and immediately complimented, "Beauty, you’re so beautiful, you must be an internet celebrity, right?"

As he leaned on the bar, he casually pushed up his sleeves, revealing a Rolex gold watch on his wrist.

The young man in the suit smiled, very gentlemanly, and even nodded towards Lin Baici.

His eyes briefly swept over Lin Baici’s wrist,

Good,

There was nothing on it.

This made the young man more confident, even the curve of his smile deepened.

"If you’re emulating a corporate elite, you should buy a Jaeger-LeCoultre or Blancpain, or even Cartier; wearing a Rolex doesn’t quite match your vibe, no?"

Ji Xinyan countered.

Indeed, the young man in the suit, especially his leaning on the bar, looked very dashing; he must have practiced a lot at home.

Ji Xinyan’s verbal jabs froze the young man’s face.

Usually at this point, one would switch targets, but Tea sister was too beautiful, and her presence and demeanor were top-notch; he wouldn’t encounter such a beauty easily in half a month, prompting the young man not wanting to give up.

"It’s not about taste, it’s about attachment!"

The young man passionately explained, "Before I succeeded in starting my own business, there was a rich second generation in my school who wore this watch; he laughed at me..."

Riding on the topic of the watch, the young man started to show off his experiences, even adding a reminiscent expression.

Ji Xinyan had a sip of alcohol, turned his head, and kissed Lin Baici on the lips.

Lin Baici felt a slippery little fish, mixed with alcohol, swimming around in his mouth,

Very playful.

The young man in the suit was dumbfounded.

Ji Xinyan turned around: "I’ve heard that spiel seven or eight versions, time for a new act!"

The suited young man was bewildered by Ji Xinyan and embarrassed, especially since the other party had made her stance clear. Reluctantly, he had no choice but to retreat: "Your girlfriend is very beautiful. Cherish her!"

Damn, I’m envious!

Lin Baici raised his glass towards the suited young man.

"How about that? I’m pretty charming, aren’t I?"

Ji Xinyan raised her eyebrows proudly.

"Have you really heard it seven or eight times?"

Lin Baici curiously asked: "Seems like you frequent bars a lot, huh?"

"Please, I’m just guessing; these days you have to concoct a backstory for whatever you do, like those reality talent shows, it all turns into a competition of who’s more miserable!"

"Praise be to Teacher Ji, ever so sober!"

Lin Baici was convinced; among his friends, Tea sister was probably the most mature.

Jin Ying is no match.

Put simply, the Goryeo girl’s family is so wealthy that it physically isolates many people and events.

"Great, seeing how you mentioned Teacher Ji, today I’ll give you a crash course; pick any girl, and I’ll help you chase her!"

Ji Xinyan patted her chest, promising: "If you don’t score within a week, I owe you a night!"

"What if I succeed but can’t dump her?"

Lin Baici pretended to be worried.

"Perfect for another lesson on being a jerk!"

Ji Xinyan laughed heartily, knowing Lin Baici wouldn’t actually do such things, or he would have wreaked havoc in school long ago.

Not just in our class, but also in other departments, there were girls who liked Lin Baici and came to inquire about him.

"By the way, what do you think about Bai Jiao?"

Ji Xinyan was curious.

Lin Baici thought for a moment and gave his assessment: "She’s a hardworking student, seriously studying and living university life seriously. As a freshman, she’s a bit naive but very smart, in the midst of transforming!"

"Wow, that’s quite a high rating."

Ji Xinyan remarked.

"Her inherent conditions are superior, and her grades aren’t bad either. If she gets a bit smarter, she could be the best in our class!"

Lin Baici watched Tea sister fiddling with her phone: "What are you doing?"

"Recording this, to let Bai Jiao hear!"

"Stop it!"

Lin Baici was speechless: "Hurry up and delete it!"

"You don’t know, Bai Jiao actually has a good impression of you, but you’re too poor, she feels that being with you, she’d need to struggle for at least twenty years, which is too hard."

Ji Xinyan spilled the beans: "So, no chance for you!"

Lin Baici nodded; if he were just an ordinary college student, Bai Jiao definitely wouldn’t care about him. Whereas Ji Xinyan, who doesn’t mind such things, might actually fancy him.

"She started paying attention to you last semester, but you skipped too many classes, she’s completely disappointed now."

Ji Xinyan leaned sideways and bumped Lin Baici with her shoulder: "So, you don’t stand a chance at all. How about it? Feel a bit lost?"

"Not at all!"

Lin Baici rubbed his nose; the scent of Tea sister’s perfume mixed with alcohol, smelled rather nice.

"Really not? Let me tell you, Dumpling is incredibly fair-skinned, and her skin is so smooth and soft."

"I have you; that’s enough!"

Lin Baici teased Tea sister: "From now on, when we hang out together, I’ll call you Bai Jiao."

"Ah?"

Ji Xinyan was surprised; the class leader’s idea was a bit cheeky, but regardless of the topic, Tea sister could handle it: "No problem, next time we go out, I’ll borrow an outfit from Bai Jiao and do the same hairstyle."