Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1180 - 550 Tea Sister Full Firepower

Chapter 1180: Chapter 550 Tea Sister Full Firepower

The afternoon sunlight scattered across the campus, intensifying the scent of spring.

Some couples walked down the path as if no one else was around, savoring their sweet moments.

There was only one lecture in the afternoon, Computer Basics. Lin Baici, feeling lazy, skipped it and headed straight to the library to check out the books.

The library at Haijing Polytechnic looks like a toilet, so everyone refers to going there as "sitting on the toilet."

When Lin Baici strolled over, it was only 1:30 PM, but there were already many students.

He wandered around, grabbed a copy of National Geographic, and casually took a seat by the window.

After a while, Lin Baici felt someone sneakily glancing at him.

He turned his head to look.

It was a girl in a thin down jacket wearing wireless earphones.

She didn’t expect Lin Baici to suddenly look her way. Their eyes met abruptly which flustered her, and she quickly lowered her head.

"She looks pretty good!"

Lin Baici commented.

The girl with earphones waited a moment before looking up again. She saw that tall, refreshing-looking guy was still watching her, which embarrassed her as if her little secret had been discovered. Her ears instantly turned red.

"Hehe!"

Lin Baici chuckled, idly flipping through the pages.

If he were just an ordinary college student, he would definitely be nervous now, wildly guessing whether she liked him because she sneaked glances at him.

Should he seize the opportunity and ask for her WeChat?

Maybe they could become a couple and he could get rid of his single status as a freshman.

A college life without dating is incomplete.

But now...

Lin Baici felt very calm.

Damn,

why do I feel like I’ve aged?

[Life on the road picked up a wild berry, won’t you take a bite?]

[Possibly not tasty, but a sweet little memory!]

Ding-dong!

A message arrived.

Lin Baici opened his phone.

Tea sister: Did you skip class again? Where are you?

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: At the library.

Tea sister: Watching beauties?

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Yes, planning to pick a girlfriend.

Tea sister: Why pick when there’s one right in front of you?

Ding-dong!

A selfie was sent over.

Damn!

Lin Baici raised an eyebrow.

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Did I get to see this without paying?

In the photo, Ji Xinyan was covering her eyes with one hand, biting the hem of her tight T-shirt, turning it up to reveal her fair belly and the edge of her bra.

Tea sister: Hehe, want to draw a tick mark on it?

Lin Baici gasped, Ji Xinyan are you really okay with this tea-like behavior?

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: I am a scholar, full of propriety, justice, integrity, and the teachings of Confucius and Mencius, woman, please go away!

Tea sister: Tsk, more like full of thievery, whoremongery, and lies, right?

Tea sister: You just said you were picking a girlfriend.

Tea sister: They say girls who frequent the library are quiet, have an aura of books, like proper ladies. Do you really still like that type?

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: No, I like Xiong Da!

Puhaha!

Ji Xinyan laughed out loud, lying on her desk and pounding on it.

Lin Baici, do you always have to be so straightforward!

But that also made Ji Xinyan a bit melancholic. Most guys would try to put on a facade in front of the girl they like, showing their best side.

Lin Baici’s lack of reservations shows he’s not into me.

No,

it’s probably not disinterest, with my looks and figure, he would definitely want to play poker with me, Ji Xinyan was confident about that, but as a girlfriend, probably no chance.

Damn!

I’d really like to see what kind of woman could win over Lin Baici!

Tea sister: How was lunch? Did you enjoy it?

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Don’t even mention it! I suffered a lot!

Tea sister: What happened? Did Qian Jiahui confess to you?

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Worse than that.

Lin Baici felt terrible. Eater God said that He Yunjia has a constitution prone to miscarriage and shouldn’t drink alcohol. If he wasn’t worried that her glass of Moutai would lead to Qian Jiahui losing his child, why would he have spoken up?

Such private matters, it’s not good for outsiders to know.

Tea sister: Super curious, spill the beans! Then she sent a starry-eyed emoji.

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Impossible.

Tea sister: Not even if I sleep with you? I’m still a virgin!

Lin Baici was struck by her words, Ji Xinyan always finds a chance to throw shade.

Tea sister: Okay, no more teasing. Since you didn’t have a good lunch, let’s have dinner together? I haven’t even been out to see the city’s night scene since I came to Haijing.

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Not going, going home to sleep.

Tea sister: Then I’ll ask another man out.

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Whatever.

Damn!

Ji Xinyan saw how quickly Lin Baici replied with those two words without any hesitation, and she felt unhappy because it meant he really wasn’t considering her.

Tea sister: Just kidding, I’ll save my first time for you. Speaking of which, don’t you want to buy a lock for me?

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: A lock?

Seeing the question mark emoji that Lin Baici sent, Ji Xinyan burst out laughing.

My dear Senior Monitor, he is quite innocent!

Ah!

I really want to teach him all those bizarre bits of knowledge, corrupt him thoroughly!

By the time Lin Baici put down his phone, more than an hour had passed.

What a waste,

a waste of life.

Time to study!

Lin Baici found a copy of "Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind" and read it intently for two hours. Knowing about the existence of deities, Lin Baici gained new insights while reading the book.

At past four, Lin Baici stood up and headed home.

The girl with the earphones saw that the guy simply left without coming over to ask for her WeChat, which left her a bit disappointed. She had planned to muster her courage and take the initiative for once.