Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1172 - 547: Truant Demon Lin Baici

Chapter 1172: Chapter 547: Truant Demon Lin Baici

"Monitor, if you keep skipping classes like this, be careful the counselor might strip you of your monitor position!"

"Even if they revoke it, Bai Ci will still be the best monitor in my heart!"

"Cut the crap, monitor. When are you going to organize a mixer with another class? If you help me get a girlfriend, I’ll run errands for you every single day throughout my four years of college—fetching your meals and buying you cigarettes!"

Everyone was chirping away.

Lin Baici casually responded, picking up the breakfast in his hand to show everyone: "Who wants to eat?"

"Father, please bestow upon your child an egg-filled pancake!"

"Monitor, from today on, you’re upgraded to my uncle."

"Unsolicited kindness is either scheming or thievery, monitor, what are you up to?"

"Do you even need to ask? He’s definitely after some girl!"

The last remark was made by Li Song, and as soon as he finished speaking, the place quieted down instantly.

Everyone’s gaze swiftly turned to Bai Jiao, who wasn’t far in front.

At the university, the ploy of treating everyone to food in order to curry favor with a certain admired girl was far too common.

Here, although there were quite a few girls sitting around, the one truly qualified to be pursued by Lin Baici would certainly be Bai Jiao.

Bai Jiao was wearing jeans today, with a light-colored down jacket, paired with snow-white delicate skin, her long hair tied up...

When she was silent, looking down at her book, she had an icy beauty about her.

At such a close distance, Bai Jiao had surely heard the commotion behind her, but Liu Zilu couldn’t help feeling sarcastic when she saw Bai Jiao didn’t even turn her head.

"Tsk, what’s with the attitude, really thinks she’s a goddess?"

"Senior Monitor, for the love of god, perk up and stop bringing her stuff!"

"Give it to me, I’ll eat it, and I’ll remember your kindness for a lifetime."

Though Liu Zilu frequented Xiao Hongshu and had gradually become a bit materialistic, deciding to find a wealthy boyfriend, she wouldn’t disdain someone like Lin Baici.

After all, he has a handsome face!

Were this on Xiao Hongshu, it would surely make a ton of women envious to death.

Pei Fei was chewing on a pork-stuffed bun, looked at Lin Baici in shock.

You’ve got a thing for Bai Jiao?

Looks like men indeed are smitten with this type of pure beauty.

Xin Yan, looks like you’re going to be overshadowed by Bai Jiao in the dorm for the next three years.

Although Ji Xinyan was a bit cynical, Pei Fei actually got along better with her, not only because they both knew the secret that Lin Baici is a second-generation rich kid, but also because Bai Jiao was too aloof.

Lin Baici wasn’t the most emotionally intelligent, but he was definitely up to snuff; seeing this scene,

He got it instantly!

Numb to it all.

I’m just trying to score some good points here, not planning to chase any girls,

For most guys, getting Bai Jiao would be the most memorable experience of their college life, but Lin Baici was no longer that superficial.

And even if he had to pick, he’d rather choose Ji Xinyan.

After all, scumbags match with cynical girls, so no one can judge.

Ruining a nice girl like Bai Jiao, that’s something Lin Baici couldn’t bring himself to do, so he took out a cup of soy milk and handed it to Pei Fei: "Are you free this weekend? I’d like to take you to the movies!"

Pfft!

Pei Fei spat out the pork-stuffed bun she was chewing on.

"Lin Baici, are you sick?"

Pei Fei was on the verge of tears, especially since she spat out her mouthful in public, her image took another hit.

Everyone exchanged glances, confused by Lin Baici’s unusual behavior.

Weren’t you supposed to invite Dumpling?

"Cough, cough!"

Lin Baici cleared his throat: "In my absence, Pei Fei did a great job ensuring nothing in class went amiss. Of course, I owe her a meal to express my thanks!"

"No time!"

Pei Fei glared at Lin Baici.

She was tactful, understanding that Lin Baici might have done this to clear things up, to prevent everyone from misunderstanding that he was after Bai Jiao.

In fact, he had no intention of inviting her at all.

"Scared I’ll do something to you? Then why don’t you bring a few more people along?"

Lin Baici laughed and handed another pork-stuffed bun to Pei Fei.

He had figured out that as long as there was food, Pei Fei was easy to talk to.

"Old White, there’s a seat over here!"

Hu Wenwu, who usually dared not speak so loudly in front of classmates, did so today to bail Lin Baici out.

"No, thanks!"

Lin Baici waved his hand.

Hu Wenwu was a good student, sitting in the first three rows; Lin Baici did not want to be under teacher’s direct surveillance, so he walked towards the back.

He sat down in the last row and sent a message in the class group.

One Leaf Flat Boat: I still have a few breakfasts here; anyone who hasn’t eaten can come get one.

One Leaf Flat Boat: The monitor is so generous.

Zhang Zhi Xu: Save one for me.

Yang Zhe: It’s unforgivable not to call him father for such generosity.

Lin Baici ignored the classmates’ banter, found Pei Fei, and sent her a red envelope.

One Leaf Flat Boat: I’m serious about the meal; come if you want, and feel free to refuse without pressure.

Jade: 200 yuan?

Jade: Monitor, have you somehow fallen into my hands without me knowing?

Pei Fei turned around, glancing at Lin Baici.

Jade: I know you’re rich, but isn’t this too much?

Jade: This makes me doubt my parentage when I look at the meager allowance my dad gives me.

One Leaf Flat Boat: Then it means I’m the one that gave birth to you.

Jade: Pah.

Plus a spitting emoji.

Lin Baici didn’t expect Pei Fei to have such a personality; turns out, one must interact more with classmates to find that one in a million interesting spirit.

Ending the chat, Lin Baici opened Qidian to look for a novel to read—his rare form of entertainment during his three years of high school.

He just found a novel called "Panic Boil" and hadn’t finished reading the introduction when Ji Xinyan burst through the front door, scanned the room, located Lin Baici, and headed straight towards him.