Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1138 - 534: Lin Baici, My Superman!_2

Chapter 1138: Chapter 534: Lin Baici, My Superman!_2

High Ponytail heard the first part and initially wanted to say it was only good for protecting endangered plants, pointless otherwise, but the latter part left her shocked.

"Really? Does that mean even snatched kidneys can grow back?"

Xia Hongyao was both shocked and excited.

Gu Qingqiu’s brows furrowed because she immediately thought of numerous nefarious uses for it.

For instance, mass producing and selling rare, living organs of incalculable value.

At the very least, even selling tiger penis could lead to financial freedom.

"It should be that way!"

Lin Baici dared not say that the greatest use of the Longevity Jar was actually to enhance fertility, treating infertility.

It could enable any endangered animal to breed in droves.

Also, the plants grown from this jar, when consumed, would make swimmers so virile that a quick go in the swimming pool would highly likely impregnate any woman swimming at the same time. Scary, right?

A human sowing machine, no less.

"A clay jar that holds the God, powerful and flawless!"

Xia Hongyao tapped the jar, whose sound was as pleasant as the jar itself.

"What’s it called?"

Gu Qingqiu was curious.

"The Longevity Jar, ’Many Children, Many Blessings’!"

Lin Baici was in the middle of speaking when his expression suddenly changed.

"What’s wrong?"

Gu Qingqiu’s observational skills were sharp; she immediately noticed something off about Lin Baici.

"Seems like I touched something terrible!"

Lin Baici’s entire arm was inside the jar, and instead of touching the meteorite, he felt something like a thigh.

After groping for over a minute, Lin Baici grabbed it and pulled hard.

Whoosh!

Black mud surged out and fell to the ground.

"Whose leg is this?"

Xia Hongyao was startled, seeing Lin Baici pull out a foot from the jar, unidentifiable as a man’s or woman’s due to the mud.

First came a foot, then a thigh, and then an entire swollen and bloated corpse got stuck in the mouth of the jar.

"I’ll help!"

Xia Hongyao pocketed her phone and came over to assist.

The legs were slick with mud and hard to grasp.

After several minutes of struggle, Lin Baici finally pulled the softened, swollen corpse from the Longevity Jar.

Thud!

The body dropped to the ground.

The three of them exchanged glances.

Gu Qingqiu, none too fearful, crouched beside the body and wiped the mud from its face.

"This looks like... Pan Yunxiang, right?"

Gu Qingqiu had a good memory, but it was hard to recognize the body covered in black mud and bloated from soaking.

"Why is he in the jar?"

Xia Hongyao looked to Lin Baici, then glanced at Gu Qingqiu. With these two present, she usually didn’t bother to think.

Why bother when she couldn’t be faster than them?

[For a God, all humans are the same, but a Dragon Level God Hunter contains more nutritional value in their body!]

"You mean, the God wanted to eat him?"

Lin Baici frowned.

[What else?]

[Eating other beings is necessary for growth and development.]

"No, I mean, surely other Gods don’t also eat people, right?"

After the pollution event at the Haijing Museum, Lin Baici knew there were Gods disguised as humans living in the city.

Eater God didn’t answer the question, the answer was evident.

"Before, when we couldn’t find the body, some said Pan Yunxiang died in some remote corner, others said he survived, just got lost. Now we know!"

Xia Hongyao made a phone call to her older sister, notifying her to deal with the body.

The death of a Dragon Level was a significant event.

"Wait to call!"

Lin Baici thought about the black mud in the jar, which had soaked a body, and he didn’t want to reach in anymore; it was too disgusting, hoping for High Ponytail to take over.

But he was unsure if the ’meteorite’ could be polluting to High Ponytail, so he had to do it himself.

"Damn it, Hongyao, look how good I am to you!"

Lin Baici complained.

"I know you’re good to me!"

Xia Hongyao fluttered her eyelashes, "If you need money, I’ll give you my bank card, if you need women, I’ll introduce some to you, I’ll even keep you company in bed a few times to cheer you up, but you don’t need anything!"

What could I do?

I’m equally helpless!

Xia Hongyao was serious; she had never considered dating or marriage; her biggest interest was exploring God’s ruins. So to keep Lin Baici in good condition, she would genuinely meet all his needs.

"Aren’t you afraid of betraying your husband?"

Gu Qingqiu joked.

"I don’t have a husband, so naturally I won’t betray anyone."

Xia Hongyao’s tone was a matter of course.

"..."

Lin Baici was at a loss for words, particularly with Gu Qingqiu beside him, making him very embarrassed.

It made it seem like he was asking for a reward.

"Alumni, look how great our leader is!"

Gu Qingqiu covered her mouth and snickered.

"You’re just realizing that?"

Xia Hongyao placed her hands on her hips.

"Alumni, I’m not like our leader, even if I have a husband, I can still keep you company, so if you need anything, you can come to me too!"

Gu Qingqiu teased Lin Baici on purpose, seeing him become flustered, she immediately took out her phone and snapped a photo of him.

Click!

"A piece of blackmail material, to keep, when you become more famous later on, this photo could be posted on the Origin Forum and exchange for several hundred, maybe a thousand Meteorite Coins, right?"

Gu Qingqiu raised her eyebrows.

Snap!

Xia Hongyao clapped her hands: "How did I not think of that?"

Then the girl with the high ponytail promptly pulled out her phone and aimed it at Lin Baici.

"Are you short of money?"

Lin Baici was speechless and turned his head away from the camera.

"Posting can pick up money so easily, why not if it’s free? Quick, chin up, look into the camera, can your eyes sparkle?"

Xia Hongyao directed Lin Baici to strike a pose.

"I...your mother..."

Lin Baici was annoyed, do you believe I could dispatch you on the spot?

Sell my photo?

Do you have any idea how much you’re worth?

Your photo is more valuable than mine!

Amidst the laughter and teasing, Lin Baici finally fished out the ore that looked like a pebble.

After wiping off the black mud on it, a soft, fluorescent light spilled out.

"What is this?"

Xia Hongyao was curious.

"Don’t ask so much, you just need to know there’s Divine Grace on it!"

Lin Baici glanced at Gu Qingqiu, "Open your mouth!"

Xia Hongyao knew Lin Baici would not harm her; she immediately tilted her head back and opened her mouth wide, even her tonsils could be seen.

"You’re giving us Divine Grace?"

Gu Qingqiu’s eyebrows furrowed slightly. She was no longer the naive Xiao Bai who didn’t understand anything, she knew the value of this thing was high, and it seemed like Lin Baici was giving away the kind of top-quality Great Divine Grace.

"Huh?"

Xia Hongyao closed her mouth, frowning: "Little Linzi, this is too valuable, you should sell it instead?"

"I don’t have the time, wouldn’t it be nicer to enjoy my university youth with that time?"

Lin Baici would rather flirt with Tea sister than sell this thing.

"Besides, do I look like someone who’s short of Meteorite Coins?"

By chewing on a few more God’s bones, or even finding an opportunity to consume a God, how many Meteorite Coins would that be worth?

Actually, the more important reason was that Lin Baici’s body was now overflowing with energy, and he couldn’t absorb the energy from the Meteorite.

He needed some time to digest it.

"Forget it, I won’t stand on ceremony with you!"

Gu Qingqiu opened her mouth; she didn’t say the polite words, but in her heart, she had already considered Lin Baici a close friend.

Three times!

I’ll place your life above mine three times, sacrificing myself if need be to save you.

Before Lin Baici was about to let Xia Hongyao and Gu Qingqiu absorb the Divine Grace, Eater God had already taken action.

The Starlight Arm passed over the ore, extracting the Divine Grace, and then shoved it into the mouths of the two girls.

"Ugh...cough cough"

Xia Hongyao had decent tolerance, but Gu Qingqiu was close to tears from being stuffed.

"Can’t you be gentler? Don’t you realize how big you are?"

Gu Qingqiu was helpless.

"Do you still want it or not?"

Lin Baici retorted.

Gu Qingqiu looked at the Starlight Arm, extracting the second stream of Divine Grace, wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth with the back of her hand, and opened her mouth.

"Yes!"

[What you’re doing is right, keeping that kind of Divine Grace is of no use, better to use it to cultivate your hounds.]

[The stronger they are, the higher your success rate when hunting Gods, and when you’re tired of them, you can eat them without any waste!]

Lin Baici wasn’t as ruthless as Eater God; he just wanted to train two assistants to help increase the purification success rate at God’s ruins.

One a gold-medal fighter, the other a strategist, perfect.

Another point, the ore was a part of a God, seemingly not completely dead, and as time passed, the Divine Grace would ’regrow’ on it.

Creak!

The door opened, followed by an extremely panicked scream.