Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1086 - 515: Seriously, We’re Escaping for Our Lives! - Part 2

Chapter 1086: Chapter 515: Seriously, We’re Escaping for Our Lives! - Part 2

A giant shadow descended from the sky.

"Fuck!"

"Watch out!"

"The clay man is moving!"

The people behind immediately started shouting upon seeing this scene.

"Run!"

Fang Mingyuan, an athlete with extraordinary reflexes, reached out to pull Long Miaomiao, but she was faster.

"Run!"

Little Fatty Sister grabbed Fang Mingyuan, ready to bolt.

Xu Wei made his move, pouncing towards Fang Mingyuan and tugging on his shirt to hold him back.

Lin Baici had to save people, and that meant saving two.

"Fuck!"

Long Miaomiao didn’t expect Xu Wei to be so shameless, but her reaction was swift; gripping Fang Mingyuan’s right hand, she flung him away, while her left fist punched out towards Xu Wei’s chest as he approached.

Bang!

The punch landed fiercely, and Xu Wei spat out a mouthful of blood, being sent flying like he was hit by a rampaging mud truck.

Bang!

Xu Wei crashed into the dirt, rolling several times and getting covered in black mud, looking utterly disheveled.

After striking, Little Fatty Sister saw the giant mud creature’s foot coming down and immediately did a backward roll.

The move was awkward but life-saving.

However, as the giant mud creature’s foot was about to hit the ground one meter from the surface, it noticed Xu Wei flying away and, instead of landing, it gave chase.

Bang!

Spattering mud in all directions, many specks of it were reddened with blood.

"Run!"

Deng Mingyu yelled.

"Nobody move!"

Yuan Jifeng growled.

The two leaders issued conflicting orders.

At this moment, true characters were revealed.

Running away could draw the giant mud creature’s attention and provoke an attack, but with his strength and many "sacrifices" around, Deng Mingyu would surely escape with ease.

Yuan Jifeng was betting on the mud creature leaving after killing Xu Wei.

Honestly, it was excruciatingly hard to stay still with the monster so close. A few people, hearing Deng Mingyu’s words, started to flee.

Their movements immediately triggered a chain reaction; everyone began to run.

Some even thought, as long as I can outrun the others, I don’t need to outrun the monster.

"Damn it!"

Seeing everyone start to flee, Yuan Jifeng cursed.

After running a few steps, Zhang Hao realized Lin Baici wasn’t keeping up. Turning around, he saw Lin Baici and Gu Qingqiu standing still, observing the giant mud creature.

Such composure!

Zhang Hao was impressed.

"Brother Lin, come on!"

Liu Langqing urged.

"Little Linzi, let’s get out of here!"

An Yi Xian, Auntie, along with several examiners who had never spoken to Lin Baici, all shouted out, showing their concern.

"Fuck this!"

Deng Mingyu, irritated that everyone was running and making him look bad, noticed that Lin Baici’s and Gu Qingqiu’s reaction made him and Yuan Jifeng look like amateurs.

Sure enough, caring for his image, Yuan Jifeng stood beside Lin Baici, no longer running.

"What have you noticed?"

Yuan Jifeng’s admiration for Lin Baici grew.

Lin Baici shook his head.

"This monster is killing people as easily as I squash cockroaches!" Gu Qingqiu scoffed.

After stepping on Xu Wei, the giant mud creature pressed down with its foot, grinding it in, clearly harboring a personal vendetta.

Long Miaomiao got up, looking at the sunflower seeds spilt from her pocket and nearly spitting blood in frustration. She had saved the largest ones for last, and now they were wasted.

So annoying!

Long Miaomiao started running for her life, not bothering to call out to Lin Baici, "Brother Lin, stop staring, he’s dead for sure!"

Brother Lin couldn’t die; who else would she mooch snacks from?

The giant mud creature lifted its foot.

Blood and flesh were muddled in the black soil, but there was no sight of a body; the creature paused, then lifted its foot again, finding Xu Wei stuck to the sole, and only then appeared satisfied.

The giant mud creature’s right foot hit the ground, scraping back and forth, apparently trying to scrape Xu Wei off.

The sight made even Yuan Jifeng, accustomed to death, feel sick.

After dealing with Xu Wei, the giant mud creature suddenly turned its head, its huge eyes of mud staring straight at Lin Baici and the other two.

"Kill them!"

"Kill them!"

...

As the giant roared, it started rampaging, its feet pounding down, flinging mud everywhere.

Lin Baici and his two companions immediately fled for their lives.

With the roar of the giant mud creature, the surrounding clay statues, no matter their size, also began to shake, then broke from the ground, coming to life, and charged towards the humans.

Bang Bang Bang!

At that moment, the sounds of running were deafening.

No one needed urging; everyone exerted their full strength.

"Yang Chun, Zhang Hao, lead the way!"

Yuan Jifeng shouted, "Red Medicine, take the team and hold the left flank, Xijing team, defend the right flank!"

"Everyone else in the middle, be ready to rotate!"

"Bai Ci, you’re the reserve team, support the others!"

Yuan Jifeng swiftly gave orders.

He couldn’t command Deng Mingyu; otherwise, it should have been this person taking point, but with Xie Yangchun and Zhang Hao’s capabilities, they should suffice.

The giant charged forward like heavy cavalry, with a terrifying momentum.

Those little clay men with heads as big as turnips, running more than ten steps, were only a meter long, yet even so, they were still fiercely charging.

[2 o’clock direction!]

[Run! Run! Run!]

Eater God gave direction.

Xie Yangchun chopped down a clay figure, feeling anxious in his heart; this area was vast, how long would they need to run before they could get out?

Everyone’s stamina was limited!

"2 o’clock direction!"

Lin Baici yelled out.

"Are you sure?"

Xie Yangchun hesitated, wondering whether to listen to Lin Baici or make his own choice and gamble on luck.

"Trust Xiao Bai!"

Zhang Hao said as he had already begun charging towards the 2 o’clock direction.

"I trust you!"

Xie Yangchun went all out.

Those who had long-range Divine Grace were not idle either, bombarding ahead to alleviate the pressure on Xie Yangchun and Zhang Hao as much as possible.

Deng Mingyu mounted his giant locust, managing with ease.

Lin Baici then took out the White Antler Bone Flute and blew three notes!

Toot! Toot! Toot!

A sleigh appeared, pulled by a majestic reindeer, with soft fur and impressive antlers, even more beautiful than Santa Claus’s.

Lin Baici grabbed Gu Qingqiu in an embrace and leapt onto the sleigh.

"Cough cough! Cough cough!"

Gu Qingqiu leaned against Lin Baici, coughing uncontrollably due to running too hastily.

"Small Fish, come on up!"

Lin Baici held the reins with one hand and reached out to Hua Yue Yu with the other.

Hua Yue Yu approached the sleigh, pushed off with her legs, and sprang onto it.

She hadn’t yet steadied herself, her body swaying, when Lin Baici gave a snap and grabbed the front of her shirt.

"..."

Hua Yue Yu was on the verge of tears,

Am I really that flat-chested that he’s disgusted?

If only I’d known, I would have padded it with silicone.

Seeing Gu Qingqiu and Hua Yue Yu on the sleigh and not having to run themselves, everyone else was green with envy.

Even Deng Mingyu, who had his giant locust mount, was no exception.

After all, the sleigh looked more luxurious and elegant than his giant locust, could carry more people, and those fully packed large bags on the reindeer’s back must be filled with supplies.

"Brother Lin..."

Ai Xuyue looked pitifully at Lin Baici.

Being so pretty, she should have a seat, right?

Lin Baici stood on the sleigh, observing the enemy situation, completely ignoring Ai Xuyue.

Ai Xuyue pouted, feeling aggrieved.

"Brother Lin, may I sit for a bit?"

Long Miaomiao pleaded, "Just for a bit!"

Upon hearing this, the big aunt couldn’t help but give a sidelong glance, thinking to herself.

Don’t you know what you weigh?

Even Ai Xuyue, who is very pretty, was ignored by Lin Baici. How much do you think you measure up?

Liu Langqing was speechless, you’re so heavy, you’d take up the space of three people, Lin Baici would have to be out of his mind to let you on.

"Brother Lin, let me just sit for a bit, I’ll get down quickly!"

Long Miaomiao envied Gu Qingqiu and Hua Yue Yu.

In this kind of monster chase, sitting in the sleigh and snacking on sunflower seeds while admiring the scenery along the way, that must be blissful.

"Run yourself, lose weight!"

Lin Baici had no particular fondness for this girl but also no malice, so he certainly wouldn’t give her any special treatment.

"Then give Sister Fish some snacks. I want to watch her eat!"

Long Miaomiao made a lesser request, content to watch someone else eat.

"..."

Little Fatty Sister’s words stunned many.

What kind of peculiar fetish is this?

Hua Yue Yu felt extremely awkward. When eating broadcasts were all the rage, she had done a few herself, so she knew that some of her male fans had impure motives when watching her eat.

Could Little Fatty Sister be into women?

"Stop spouting nonsense!"

Yuan Jifeng roared, suppressing everyone.

We’re trying to escape for our lives; can we be serious, please?