Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1070 - 507: Turn into a Giant to Catch the Golden Crow!

Chapter 1070: Chapter 507: Turn into a Giant to Catch the Golden Crow!

By the mountain stream, where the water murmured, if it hadn’t been in God’s ruins, setting up a tent to camp in the wilderness and having a barbecue would have been quite a wild delight.

"These fingers should all be the same, right?"

Xu Wei eyed the remaining nine fingers greedily, unsure which one was the most valuable.

Then pick the biggest one!

Xu Wei quickly made up his mind, but before he could reach for a finger, Auntie had already swung her arm around, slapping him across the face.

Smack!

Auntie was strong, and the slap sounded crisp.

Xu Wei’s head jerked to the side, and he fell to the ground, feeling as if his brain was about to be knocked out, and the corner of his mouth was split, the taste of blood filling his mouth.

"Have you no sense of shame?"

Auntie was speechless, "What did you do? Do you think you’re entitled to share the spoils?"

"You didn’t even shout ’666’ during the fight!"

Zhang Hao’s face was full of shock, wondering if Xu Wei had a problem with his brain.

Leaving aside whether these Dried Fingers could turn someone into a giant, invaluable in their own right, even a giant’s corpse without any effect could be exchanged for some Meteorite Coins.

Xu Wei had no right to a share at all.

Fang Mingyuan had initially wanted to take a finger, thinking that if he could become a giant, he would have an edge, but after hearing this, he immediately sobered up.

He was not entitled either.

Fang Mingyuan looked at Xu Wei’s quickly swelling left cheek and felt fortunate that he hadn’t reached out.

"It’s what God Lin said."

Xu Wei looked hopefully at Lin Baici.

Lin Baici couldn’t even be bothered to glance at Xu Wei with the corner of his eye.

A hypocritical cheater, Lin Baici didn’t kick him out in the first place just to let him taste the terror of rule contamination.

"Come and get them."

Lin Baici signaled for everyone to hurry up.

"Is this really okay?"

Auntie hesitated, she did fight, but that level of contribution wasn’t nearly enough.

"Just take it, Xiao Bai is a good person to deal with!"

Zhang Hao casually picked a finger, "If you feel bad about it, serve as Xiao Bai’s maid for half a year, make the bed and fold the blankets."

"Heh!"

Auntie puffed up her chest, thinking she would love to, but would it ever be her turn?

Unless Lin Baici was a scoundrel who delights in an adulterous wife!

Auntie knew her place; except for retaining some charm, compared to Gu Qingqiu and Hua Yue Yu, she had no advantages at all.

"Little Linzi, then I won’t hold back."

Auntie couldn’t resist taking one of the Taboo things, "From now on, Auntie’s life is yours. Just call, and I will be there!"

With that, Auntie picked a pinky finger.

To show a lack of greed.

"Thanks, Alumni!"

Gu Qingqiu smiled slightly and took a middle finger, smelling it in front of her nose.

"Can you really turn into a giant by eating this?"

Xia Hongyao, using her index finger and thumb, carefully examined a middle finger held in front of her face. She was not shy with Lin Baici; they were good friends, and with her status as a godmother, their connection was stronger than gold.

"Mhm!"

Lin Baici urged Hua Yue Yu to hurry, "What are you dawdling for?"

"I..."

Hua Yue Yu felt embarrassed, as she had not contributed to the fight.

Lin Baici picked up a ring finger and tossed it to the Little Merperson.

Xu Wei immediately became unhappy, muttering that she, too, hadn’t fought the giant.

But he wasn’t completely foolish.

Looking at Hua Yue Yu’s beauty, she was clearly Lin Baici’s girlfriend. Although she was a bit flat-chested, some people preferred that.

As long as she didn’t use her ID card, Hua Yue Yu, in a high school uniform, was a legal minor!

"Mingyuan, I won’t give you one, ordinary people who eat this would turn into Dead Flesh Men!"

Lin Baici explained.

"I understand!"

Fang Mingyuan nodded hastily.

"He’s looking out for you!"

Long Miaomiao chimed in, handing Fang Mingyuan a lollipop, "Here, have some snacks to relax."

Lin Baici distributed six fingers and stored the rest away.

This stuff could be sold for Star Stones.

Ai Xuyue waited with hopeful eyes, but seeing that Lin Baici never asked her from beginning to end, she felt a touch of loss and frustration.

She hadn’t contributed, but she had beauty!

Wasn’t she worth a little ’care’?

Humph!

Straight man!

Insensitive!

Tui!

Her brother had died, and she got nothing; Ai Xuyue felt miserably alone. However, she was rational. It wasn’t Lin Baici’s fault.

If not for him, she would already be dead.

"This corpse is also valuable for research; we can’t discard it."

Auntie jumped into the stream to look for the giant’s severed left leg.

Hiss! Hiss!

The giant was emitting white steam, still evaporating. Not only had the body shrunk several sizes, but it had also become very dry.

It was quite eerie.

Lin Baici pulled out a Black Coffin and wrapped up the giant’s remains. This could prevent contamination radiation.

"Let’s go, let’s find a place to rest first!"

Lin Baici still had to experiment with the Giant’s Finger and figure out how to kill the Golden Crow.

He walked a few steps, then suddenly turned back to look at Fang Mingyuan.

"What’s wrong?"

Fang Mingyuan puffed up his chest, "Don’t worry about me, I can hold on!"

"I know you’re in good physical condition!"

Lin Baici smiled, having just realized that although Fang Mingyuan was an ordinary person, he showed no signs of dizziness or nausea—a common physiological response—when facing the giant’s remains.

Everyone followed the stream downhill.

Lin Baici brought some water and biscuits for everyone.

"That raven is quite troublesome. I suggest we hide first and see what happens!"

Auntie said this, stealing glances at Lin Baici’s expression.

She was worried the young man would recklessly want to try his luck.