Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1067 - 505: Making Friends Over Wine, Tongue as Brilliant as a Lotus_2

Chapter 1067: Chapter 505: Making Friends Over Wine, Tongue as Brilliant as a Lotus_2

Ah!

Thank goodness I’m a woman. If I were a man, this would be so uncomfortable!

Zhang Hao, at heart, had the pride of a genius, but now he was a bit devastated by Lin Baici’s blow.

Gurgling! Gurgling!

Du Ke’s body started to swell with irregular lumps growing rapidly.

"Back off!"

Zhang Hao shouted loudly.

Xia Hongyao wanted to deliver a final blow but gave up upon seeing this.

The crowd had just backed away more than ten meters when Du Ke’s body exploded.

Boom!

Flesh splattered.

[Giant Rotten Meat, upon contact, will contaminate and turn into a mindless giant monster, attacking all life.]

"Don’t touch that flesh!"

Lin Baici quickly warned.

He was being overly cautious.

Zhang Hao, Big Auntie, and the others were experienced and, although they didn’t know there was a problem with the flesh, would definitely avoid touching it if possible.

"Its head flew off!"

Xia Hongyao yelled, chasing after it.

The giant’s head, struck by the blast wave, had landed in front of Xu Wei, then with a bounce, lunged at his neck.

"Damn it!"

Xu Wei’s face paled in fear as he hurriedly dodged.

Long Miaomiao wanted to fight but was held back by Fang Mingyuan.

Hua Yue Yu had no intention of saving people, she just wanted to prove her usefulness to Lin Baici, but she was still too slow to make a move.

The giant’s head suddenly got sliced, leaving behind a slash mark as it tumbled away.

It was an invisible Dongying Samurai.

Gu Qingqiu guessed that after the giant was seriously injured, it would definitely seek a new body, so she had the Dongying Samurai lie in ambush next to the strong and vigorous Fang Mingyuan.

Ready to catch their prey off-guard, it was a pity they couldn’t kill it in one strike!

The head rolled away, trying to escape.

Xia Hongyao went in pursuit, while Lin Baici stretched out his left hand towards it.

Come back to me!

Lin Baici was invoking God’s One Hand, as a Stone Hammer, spinning like a shooting star, smashed down.

This Divine Grace required staring at the target for nine seconds to activate.

Lin Baici had to dodge, causing the skill to fail.

Thump!

The Stone Hammer smashed into a large tree behind Lin Baici, big enough for two people to embrace.

Crack! Crack!

The trunk broke and fell, hitting the ground with a bang, scattering its green leaves and branches everywhere.

"Red Medicine, come back!"

Lin Baici shouted.

A headless giant, with a mighty and terrifying stride, burst out of the dense shrubbery, picked up its head from the ground, and placed it atop its neck.

The skin and flesh at the severed joint wriggled, fused, and grew back together.

The giant twisted its neck left and right, its bones cracking audibly.

The atmosphere on the scene instantly became oppressive.

Everyone’s faces looked rather grim.

If they couldn’t handle just a giant’s head, what were they to do now that it had become whole again?

"It’s over!"

Xu Wei’s eyes were filled with panic as he hid behind Fang Mingyuan, retreating.

"Humans..."

The giant looked at Lin Baici. "You, you’re strong. Come, fight me one-on-one!"

As a warrior of the tribe, the giant liked to challenge the strong from other tribes and then make necklaces out of their skulls to hang around his neck.

"I’ll go first!"

Xia Hongyao rolled up her sleeves. Afraid?

No way!

High Ponytail always believed when in doubt, just have a go!

"Miaomiao!"

Gu Qingqiu gave Little Fatty Sister a look.

Little Fatty Sister immediately understood and lifted up a steak smeared with honey with her fork.

Divine Grace activated, and a secret fragrance wafted in the air!

Golden wisps rose visibly from the roasted meat, and Fang Mingyuan and Xu Wei, standing beside it, were the first to smell it before their mouths began to flood with salivation.

Gurgle! Gurgle!

Their stomachs started to rumble too.

Fang Mingyuan really wanted to pounce over, snatch the roasted meat, and stuff it into his mouth.

This thing was definitely the most delicious food he had ever smelled in his life.

"Giant Brother, you’ve been fighting for so long, you must be hungry, right?"

Little Fatty Sister ran forward a few steps, like fishing, she baited the giant, "Come eat something, this is dragon meat."

The giant’s huge eyes glanced at Little Fatty Sister, then suddenly swung its arm and smashed it into a nearby tree.

Bang!

The tree fell, and the giant grabbed it, hurling it like a javelin toward Long Miaomiao.

Little Fatty Sister dodged, not panicking, and continued ’fishing’.

Unfortunately, the giant showed no interest in taking the bait.

"This tactic isn’t working!"

Big Aunt sighed, I mean, why would a monster eat the meat you cooked without any reason?

"Then let’s beat it!"

Xia Hongyao was full of fighting spirit, showing no signs of frustration even though the giant couldn’t be killed.

Huff!

Lin Baici took a deep breath and quickly pulled out two bottles of alcohol from his backpack.

"Hey, I can see you’re strong, how about becoming my subordinate?" shouted Lin Baici, "Follow me, and you’ll hunt the fiercest beasts, sleep with the most beautiful women, and exterminate the most powerful tribes!"

While saying this, Lin Baici activated the friend-making with alcohol technique and tossed over a bottle of Wuliangye.

If an ordinary person had thrown something over, the giant wouldn’t care to catch it, having smashed it earlier, but Lin Baici had shattered its heart, displaying a fighting strength worth the giant’s respect.

Plus, the words of Lin Baici had piqued its interest, and it felt somewhat proud.

Although the other party asked him to be a subordinate, this also represented recognition.

"You, become my slave!"

The giant spoke, "Follow me, and flatten all the tribes we see!"

"What is your ultimate goal?"

Lin Baici’s lips twitched slightly, "A great tribal chief is strong not just in body, but also in will and thought!"

"Why do you exterminate other tribes? For fun? Conquest? To showcase your strength? If it’s just for that, then I’m sorry, you’re not worthy to drink with me!"

Lin Baici pointed his finger like a knife and cut across the bottle of alcohol.

A strong fragrance of alcohol immediately filled the air.

Lin Baici tilted his head back and took a few gulps.

It was spicy and uncomfortable, but luckily, Lin Baici had activated the wine and meat paradise ability, allowing him to negate the harm of the liquor.

"How so?"

The giant countered, its interest aroused.

"Having the best to eat, wearing the best clothes, killing all the enemies before you, what’s the point of that? What I aim for is to leave a monumental legacy on this land after I die, to have every person on this land, in a hundred thousand, a million, ten million years, still look up to and worship me as an insurmountable peak!"

Lin Baici’s gaze was lofty as he looked down at the giant, "Though you may be taller than me, your heart isn’t as big as mine, your ambition isn’t as high!"

Lin Baici said, thumping his chest with emphasis.

The giant fell silent.

Lin Baici drank.

Seeing this, the giant crushed the bottle’s mouth and poured it into its own.

"No way? That works?"

Xia Hongyao was shocked; she hadn’t realized Little Linzi was such a smooth talker.

Gu Qingqiu, however, appeared pensive.

She had obtained detailed information about Luoyang Seven Towns from High Ponytail.

In her view, this giant, contaminated by God’s bones, had developed self-awareness, or there were God’s bones inside its body.

Regarding its own background, it was likely the bones or some relics of a tribal human from the Stone Age, contaminated into Taboo things.

However much experience it had, it couldn’t compare to the thoughts of modern people, and the things Lin Baici had said were very compelling to an ambitious man.

After all, who wouldn’t want to leave a legacy?

Of course, Lin Baici’s friendly approach with alcohol also played a role.

This Divine Grace, when he persuaded others to drink, even if he used the crudest toasts, the other person could feel his enthusiasm and be inspired to drink up.

As long as one drank with Lin Baici, they would consider him a friend.

Here’s to me, and whatever suits you,

You just can’t stop it!

"In my view, you’re wasting your time."

Lin Baici took out two cases of alcohol from the Black Tripod Bowl, opened them, and tossed over two more bottles, "Here, let’s drink and talk, and after we’re done, we can continue the fight!"

The giant took the Wuliangye, bit off the bottle top, and poured it into its mouth.

It liked this human’s style of doing things.

Zhang Hao waved his hand, signaling everyone to back off, so as not to disturb Lin Baici.

The giant saw these movements, but it didn’t care; to it, these people were insignificant as crawling insects, easily crushed at any moment.

"How can there be alcohol without meat?"

A few sentences later, Lin Baici frowned, "You, come here, bring the meat!"

Just as Zhang Hao was worried that Long Miaomiao would get scared and falter, Little Fatty Sister excitedly ran over and handed the roasted meat to the giant.

"I’m treating, friend, eat first!"

Lin Baici gestured grandly.

The giant refused, wanting to share with Lin Baici.

"How can a true man be so indecisive!"

Lin Baici pretended to despise, "You eat first!"

The giant ate the meat, stuffing it into its mouth in one go.

"Done, My brother Lin is awesome!"

Little Fatty Sister grinned from ear to ear.